Why being a man is better...  

Supervy_Sage 51M
939 posts
7/22/2006 8:17 am

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Why being a man is better...

I talked to my Chinese college girl friend again today. I try to talk to her everyday, even if it is just to say hi. She has not been feeling well, that monthly thing, and it started to make me appreciate being a man. So I started to think about all the things in my life that makes me happy to be a man. This is what I came up with.

1. I can stand up when I pee. I think that this is the most important. I don’t have to care how filthy a public bathroom is. I can just stand and aim in the general direction and not have to worry about getting any of the filth on myself. When hiking, there is no baring of my ass to pee, and offering it for insects to feast on.

2. I can cut off all my hair. I can be bald, and not worry about having to comb my hair each morning. No hair styling, coloring, or any of that nonsense. I don’t ever have to walk around with a new hair style, and wonder if people like it. I’m bald. That’s my hair style. What is even funny about that is I go to get a new ID, and they ask me what my hair color is. I tell them bald, but that isn’t a hair color. Why not. I’m not gonna ever get any back, so why say blonde? Is someone going to make be drop my pants to check my hair color? I think not.

3. I don’t need an outfit with matching shoes for every occasion. I don’t need a Tuesday grocery shopping outfit or the Friday morning dishwashing outfit. I got a T-shit and blue jeans that are good for everything. I can wear them to the store, or to cut the grass. And I can wear them until the just get so old they almost fall off my body, then buy a new T-shirt and jeans. And I can have just 2 pairs of shoes, maybe three at the most. A casual pair of tennis shoes, running shoes, and maybe some “nice” shoes. Nice being not tennis shoes.

4. I can go out and work on something and get filthy. I mean I can get covered in grease and grim, and no one is gonna look at me and think I’m some type of strange person. They will look at me and think that I’m good with my hands. A women can’t really get away with that.

5. I can get drunk and not cry.

6. I can go to the mall and exit the mall 20 minutes later and have exactly what I went there for. I don’t need to turn it into a day trip so that I can look at every single thing in every single store. I know exactly what I want, and where it is, and I don’t care that it’s 20 cents cheaper on the other end of the mall.

7. I don’t have to worry about a monthly dose of pain. No feeling like someone is kicking the crap out of my stomach. No bleeding, or having to worry about were to put used feminine hygiene products. The most I will ever have to worry about is hitting my thumb with a hammer, or having my son hit me in the balls with a plastic baseball bat. All totally unexpected, and I don’t need to plan for them.

8. I can get in my car and drive it insanely fast. I can get pulled over by a policeman, and get the ticket I deserve. No flirting, unbuttoning a few buttons, or telling the cop he looks sexy to get out of the ticket. I just can get it without question. (Hey, that might not be an advantage..)

The Super Pervy Sage

ella1966 51F
1528 posts
7/29/2006 7:39 pm

Nah, give me all the period pain, boobies that ache, rags, all the girly stuff, I would rather have that than something dangling hanging between my legs that does all sorts of stuff when I don't want it too, nah, as the song goes...

"I enjoy being a girl!!!!!!!!!!!"

Supervy_Sage replies on 7/29/2006 9:19 pm:
I admit, sport a woody at the wrong time can be rather embarrassing. Sometimes it seems to have a mind of its own! It really sucks when you are sitting in let us say, church, and getting a little bit sleepy, and wham, you got wood. Now you can’t get up, and file out shaking the preacher’s hand sprouting wood. So what do you do? Just sit there and hope it goes away, and quick, because you’re the last guy there and the preacher is coming over to you!

ella1966 51F
1528 posts
7/30/2006 12:11 am

    Quoting funsassy:
    Most of all, you need not worry about being pregnant after some hot sex sessions the day after.
Touchez, my dear!!!!!!!!

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