WHY ARE YOU HERE?  

Steel_Legs 60M/F
310 posts
7/16/2006 2:15 am
WHY ARE YOU HERE?

The question begs to be asked. Why AdultFriendFinder? What experiences, people or trauma led you to this den of iniquity? I mean, mainstream society poo poos its existence, says it is some sort of twisted internet sex thing and seems to have no place being discussed with sports at the family dinner table. And yet, here we all are. For me, it was simple.
I came here cuz the judge told me it was THIS, or a lifetime of sexual servitude in jail. I chose jail, but they were full up, so here I am. Handcuffed and naked, but serving my sentence with as little dignity and grace as possible. I am here, because I believe that anything worth doing, is worth OVERDOING...that a true measure of a persons worth lies exclusively in their genitals and abilty to SAY genitals without snickering.
No, truth is, I am here because I have been afflicted with Chronic, acute and terminal overactive social gland disorder. And some days, this is the only relief i get from the hellish social chasm where i exist.
just kidding, i wanted to hang with the hip chicks and get lots of anonymous, unskilled booty. so THATS worked out pretty good for me...

Now, I have a partner who I am nuts about, and yet , still, I find myself here. What possible reason could there be for the existence of this sub culture in my life? What am I looking for now? All I can say is that I am here because you all are a captive audience and I live for your approval, unless you don't give it. In that case, fuck the lot of you. Thanks for stopping by, be sure to collect your gifts at the door on your way out.

respectfully, Legs
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drew29561 53M

7/17/2006 11:25 pm

I am here because the court jester needs a swift kick in the ass every now and then.


rbob510215 49M
1656 posts
7/17/2006 8:40 am

Good question. I guess I am here because this is the only place where I have met women as passionate about sex as I am. I am in your audience and looking forward to reading your posts.


3XLoser2 60M

7/16/2006 3:53 am

Wow, such a scathing wit, so powerful your prose, how exotic your visualization, how - ahhhh, that's enough of that b/s. I wanna jump you like the anonymous, unskilled booty I am and make you scream, which usually happens when I wipe myself off on your drapes. I know what you're thinking, but relax - the feeling will pass, like a pop corn fart in a 40 acre dirt devil. Its not my fault that all the super hot ass chicks want me. I'll be around when you dump that "other loser."


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