Ten reasons I have not posted lately;  

Steel_Legs 60M/F
310 posts
8/7/2006 1:31 am
Ten reasons I have not posted lately;

1. I just returned from a lengthy vacation, where I enjoyed attending and in some cases starring in numerous international multi-day swinger parties. Not buying that one?

2. I was a bit depressed upon realizing that some, perhaps most, alright ‒ ALL of the readers of the post “Still an Idiot” were apparently confused as to why I would write a post detailing something so painfully obvious. And you thought you had problems?

3. PG and E saw my post and sent their storm troopers to my home to disconnect me from the grid. Designing and building a windmill is more difficult than I expected.

4. PG and E likes to be paid by their customers / monopolistic subjects. They also will not accept barter, monopoly money, unsigned checks, etc.

5. The rehab clinic had strict rules about surfing swinger sites on their computer, but I was there as a technical consultant. No, really!

6. My penile reduction surgery required more rest and recovery than anticipated. I can almost hear the snickers of disbelief..

7. I still haven't learned how to write short posts with little or no intelligence, creativity, humor or originality, but which can be understood by those with the reading comprehension skills of a 4th grader. Note to self: never insult the audience, again, ever, if possible.

8. I have been too exhausted to write after these 12 hour days, building homes with my Habitat for Humanity pals. A "Shout Out" from Jimmy C to his favorite AdultFriendFinder babes and bi-oral men, (you know who you are).

9. AdultFriendFinder didn't accept that I was only using a fake credit card for purpose of anonymity. For the record I didn't steal the card, it was given to me by a large Italian person, at a titty bar in Vegas.

10. I was tired, uninspired and sick of the liars who convinced me I have talent and would be admired. Ooops, that one has an undeniable ring of truth. Where's that edit button...?


Steel_Legs 60M/F

8/8/2006 5:27 pm

    Quoting legsallthewayup:
    why am i even here? you mean this isnt the futile masturbatory fodder room?...ok then..thats what i thought...off i go
Legs - my gorgeous, sexy, genius lover girl. You of all people should know that masturbation is almost never futile. Most of the time the remains are wiped up with a wash cloth and rinsed away in the sink, making impregnation virtully impossible, much less fu... thumbing quickly thru the webster's - ok then, ahhh, ummm, errr - LOOK, is that a fire truck?

Steel_Legs 60M/F

8/8/2006 5:20 pm

Hmmmmm. I took a look at your blog before replying to your comment and it is clear you're not mentally deficient. It appears the opposite is more accurate. You've never met me and I doubut you know any of the scores, (is a score more than 1?) of women from this site, with first hand knowledge regarding my, you know what, which leaves out the possibility that you've been misled. Oh, I get it! You're being nice, aren't you? The very idea of that is refreshing amd freakishly unusual, all I can say is thankyou, and if it's not asking too much, tell a friend, ok?

legsallthewayup 55F  
37 posts
8/7/2006 7:17 am

why am i even here? you mean this isnt the futile masturbatory fodder room?...ok then..thats what i thought...off i go

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 2:04 am

I'll choose to believe #6...

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