I like big butts and I cannot lie - you udder brudders can't deny...  

DacesTernsFated 51M
310 posts
4/20/2006 11:09 am

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I like big butts and I cannot lie - you udder brudders can't deny...

...or small butts, or medium butts, or whatever butts are available. I guess I'm an "ass man". What a moniker to use to describe myself. I think I'll start including that information when I meet people: "Pleased to meet you! I'm Oh Mah...ass man!" - this should go over well. Or perhaps Ass Man should be a super hero...(majestic theme music plays)..."Ass Man - to the rescue!"...but what would he rescue people from?

Did I digress? Funny, I'm usually so focused...(yeah, right!)

What was I saying...oh yeah! I like asses, as do a lot of folks. Why are we wired up like that? What a funny body part to get attached to! It's where we go potty. Yet, they're so...delectable!

Perhaps it has to do with the overall shape of a person - their torso, their hips (which on women could have evolutionary implications about child-bearing ablities, etc...), and the actual shapliness of the tush itself.

Further digression: "tush" rhymes with "push" and "bush". I am thankful for this.

For whatever reason, when I see a woman I might be attracted to, one of the first things that gives rise to a possible sexual connection (huh huh huh...funny double-entendre...huh huh huh...) is a covert look at her ass. I try not to be the type of cad who sees nothing but a woman's sexual charms and attributes, but I do see them.

In the bedroom, I LOVE to fuck doggie-style. I love to fuck other ways too...I like to see the pleasure in my partner's face, and that's a bit difficult from behind. But the sight of her shoulders, and back, and leading down to her shapely, soft, beautiful, curvy, feminine ass, while I have her hips in my hands, or running them up and down her back, and driving my cock into her pussy - God, I love it! And the feeling of that soft flesh bumping up against me over and over...

I'm so hard right now.

What about you? Are you into butts? What qualities do you look for when picking out your ass fruit at the grocery store?

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

4/20/2006 11:58 am

This is Lady Bambi but, I was very impressed with Mr. Bambi's ass so I guess I am a ass woman.

Lady Bambi

mycin62 55F

4/20/2006 8:29 pm

LOL, I dated a guy who was an "ass man", what he really meant when he said that was, "I want anal all the time"!!!

DacesTernsFated replies on 4/22/2006 12:52 am:
That's gotta be kinda rough...I mean, I think you can have some fun there, but it's not really designed to get penetrated all the time. I've never done it...I'd like to try! But there so much more to have fun with than just the sphincter!

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
2110 posts
4/21/2006 5:19 am

Fill out the back of a pair of levi's and I'm droolin'

My ex had GA disease. A terminal case. One of the worst I have ever seen.

Call me shallow, but, yeah, I love a nice ass. And legs... and.....

CalicoSexKitten 51F
1880 posts
4/21/2006 9:24 pm

Why is it that you can write the smallest paragraph about sex and I end up soooo horny????

You have a such a way with words...

Calico =^..^=

"Like the space around me I take my spot in time"

DacesTernsFated replies on 4/22/2006 12:42 am:
Yay! That is the best response I could hope for! My wish is to make you as wet as I am hard (I got REALLY hard writing this!), so that at least on some level we can share in the arousal!

So, I guess you like it from behind!

kuriousqt73 44F

4/23/2006 11:39 pm

haha...I adore ass men. I absolutely love my ass being played with. I love spankings, soft carresses, being bitten, licked and pinched. Oh geez I like anything being done to my ass.
Heres to all the ass men.

DacesTernsFated replies on 4/24/2006 11:02 am:
The ass men adore you too!

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