Baseball and sex  

PrismResowQueen 50M
63 posts
6/2/2006 4:48 pm

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3/13/2007 5:20 pm

Baseball and sex

It is no secret, I am a baseball fan.
It also is no secret, I am a sex hound. A perv. A horndog.
It is interesting, both go hand in hand:
Getting to first, second, and third base...and scoring.
"He got fisted!"
The pop-up.
"He slammed it!"
Grand slam.
Double play.
Triple play.
"He muffed that one."
Real ballplayer names: Jimmy Sexton, Jim Dyck,
Peanuts Lowrey, Dizzy Nutter, Pussy Tebeau, Dick Bates, Dick Bold, Dick Burns (ouch) - but we also have Dick Cooley, Eddie "Cocky" Collins, Muff Muffet, and the great Rusty Kuntz.
Relief work.
Going all the way.
Shut-out (aka, the story of my life)
Around the horn.
In the hole.
The mound.
Shagging flies (not as easy as it sounds).
"He has two balls on him..."
"He has three balls on him..."
"They are getting spanked..."
"Let's see if we can get a head."
"O's all over the scoreboard."

Wow. I really need to watch a baseball game now.
Or fuck.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/18/2006 12:58 pm

Muff Muffet??????? No way thats real, who would name their kid Muff?

marywannado 44F

6/25/2006 10:37 am

that was entertaining....

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