SquirtinCummer 52F
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8/24/2006 11:50 am

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8/27/2006 6:24 pm


A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers. She ended her prayer and said, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa." Her father asked, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?" She answered solemnly, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day Grandpa died. The little girl's father thought it was an unusual coincidence, but gave it no more thought. A few months later he put his little girl to bed and listened to her prayers. This time, she ended her prayer and said, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma."

The next day Grandma passed away. My goodness, thought the little girl's father, my kid must be in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed her father listened to her as she ended her prayers and said, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." Her father practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife asked, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He replied, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." His wife said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!"

TickleMeBBW 37F

8/24/2006 1:18 pm


XJackinyourBoxX 43M

8/24/2006 1:37 pm

That's funny

SirMounts 103M

8/26/2006 12:58 am

Another good one, SquirtinCummer. *smiling*

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