Damned If I Know  

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
2357 posts
9/12/2006 1:30 pm

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9/13/2006 9:37 am

Damned If I Know

A little late afternoon humor:
A Kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to
the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said the little boy," but this morning my sister was missing one. Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
Funny how the littlest things can cause so much trouble.

elusive_angel 55F

9/12/2006 1:43 pm

Everyone in my house better find all their damn periods..LOL
That was cute !!!

Elusive Angel


SpaceRangerNJ replies on 9/13/2006 8:39 am:
Grammar is so important. One missing period can mean so much.

firestarter665 43M/40F

9/12/2006 4:33 pm

Do our daughters really have to grow up?

SpaceRangerNJ replies on 9/13/2006 8:43 am:
Yeah, they just grow up right in front of us. Ours will be 18 tomorrow. Oh my.

marnison 80F

9/12/2006 4:42 pm

to be saved by ...humor...


SpaceRangerNJ replies on 9/13/2006 8:50 am:
Humor is a good thing. I love listening to the comedy channel on my XM Radio.

Lucent_C 57F

9/12/2006 8:06 pm

This is adoreable! Hi sweetie! Thanks for the giggle!

tillerbabe----->His_babygurl-------> Lucent
- evolution is constant.

SpaceRangerNJ replies on 9/13/2006 8:51 am:
Hey Baby Gurl! So good to see you. Welcome back.

hotandhorny107 59F

9/12/2006 10:54 pm

This one actually made me laugh out loud. I thank you for that It has been one of those days, and I really needed a good chuckle..If you don't mind I will pass it on as well.

SpaceRangerNJ replies on 9/13/2006 8:52 am:
Bad day? Gee, anything stressful going on in your life? lol
Ready for the move?

marathonman45202 54M
6640 posts
9/13/2006 9:23 am

Thanks for the laugh!

SpaceRangerNJ replies on 9/13/2006 9:37 am:
You're welcome. Pretty funny.

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