Broke Back Bar  

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
2357 posts
6/13/2006 7:07 am

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6/13/2006 1:37 pm

Broke Back Bar

Just had to pass this one along:

Broke Back Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to h! im and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!
Now wasn't that fun? And a little creative?

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/13/2006 7:17 am

I loved this one! And may I ask? What is the name of your "willy"?

SpaceRangerNJ replies on 6/13/2006 7:23 am:
It had a name but it expired. I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. In the desert you can't remember your name. The desert of no sex.
It was renamed recently - Buzz Lightyear. The ultimate Space Ranger.

MWWwantsmore 52F

6/13/2006 7:18 am

LOL That is a good one. Reminds me of the time that my daughter and a male friend of hers went into a bar in Montreal (they are both 1 it turned out to be a gay bar and a guy was trying to pick up her friend LOL

SpaceRangerNJ replies on 6/13/2006 7:27 am:
Excuse me if this turns out to be a double. Don't think the first response went through.

Went to a gay bar once. On purpose though. Went with a gay friend to see what it was like. Introduced as his straight friend. The host said if I ever crossed over he'd be waiting. Nice complement I thought.

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
6/13/2006 7:29 am

So everyone should come up with a catchy name and an explanation.


6/13/2006 8:08 am

I just call it "MINE".. No explanation..

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SpaceRangerNJ replies on 6/13/2006 8:26 am:
Visions of those sea gulls in Finding Nemo:

Mine! Mine! Mine!

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/13/2006 12:35 pm

LMAO! Very cute!!!


SpaceRangerNJ replies on 6/13/2006 1:38 pm:
You think I'm cute. Thank you.
Oh, the post was cute. Sorry, I thought it was all about me. lol.

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