A valient effort  

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
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8/21/2006 11:44 am

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8/24/2006 9:39 pm

A valient effort

A little afternoon humor:

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,...everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass !!

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is going
to get it wrong.

Sometimes we get it, sometimes we don't. does he get an A for effort?

JazzDlight 61F

8/21/2006 2:29 pm

lol that was funny and great coaster shot...cant wait till we go on those suckers...she needed to say a size six not just six lmao...sometimes women are not clear either. Hugs, Jazz

SpaceRangerNJ replies on 8/23/2006 10:59 am:
The coasters await.
Communication is always a two way street.

elusive_angel 55F

8/21/2006 6:12 pm

LOL...cute !!!!

Elusive Angel


SpaceRangerNJ replies on 8/23/2006 11:02 am:
Glad you liked the little "I wish I was six" joke. A little humor for the day.

hotandhorny107 60F

8/21/2006 9:14 pm

loved it. I think maybe some day I would like to be six again...

sexyariesgirl 59F

8/23/2006 3:31 pm


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