JAILBREAK!!!! ...TravellinginTexas has escaped prison!  

Sorceror07 55M
6063 posts
3/24/2006 8:50 pm

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JAILBREAK!!!! ...TravellinginTexas has escaped prison!

"Tonight there's gonna be trouble
Some of us won't survive
See the boys and me mean business
Bustin' out dead or alive...

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So don't you be around
Don't you be around ..."

song: Jailbreak
artist: Thin Lizzy
CD: Jailbreak

travelingintexas Trav has been arrested and charged for this post: [post 282970]. serious charges and well..., i've got something to say about that!!

being that i know the layout of the BLogland Lockup very intimately (too many nights drunk and disorderly... and unpaid speeding tickets... disturbing the peace with loud guitar playing... lol!) i know EXACTLY what the guards schedules are, where the soft points are, the layout, floorplan, what guards are "suseptable to monetary coersion"... that and all i had to do was to duct tape some C4 to the outside wall of Trav's cell and blow a hole in it lol! ...hmmm, perhaps i shouldn't have used 4 bricks though...

in otherwords... i'm a man with a plan, and I'VE BUSTED TRAV OUT OF PRISON! details will come later i'm sure as the investigation and subsequent manhunt will become very newsworthy lol! ...needless to say, we're on the lam and being very cautious and sneeky.... no one knows where we are, i've taken precautions such as not leaving a paper trail of purchases (using cash from a recent bank heist), changing cars often (currently in a red ferrari testarossa...which i stole), low profile disguises (i'm dressed as a gun toting heavy metal rocker and trav is dressed as a cigar smoking schoolgirl with pigtails and a size 20 neck), i arranged our escape route (through AAA trip tics as well as booked our safe houses through price-line). and we're very well armed (i stopped by the texas national guard armory before taking trav out of his cell... we have state of the art firepower and we know how to use it!)

so far, so good... we've evaded several roadblocks and outran all police vehicles and helicopters too... hey! i do drive like steve mcqueen ya know! so... look out!

we will never be taken alive coppers!! never!! oh look, trav! there's the grand canyon!

Top of the world maaaa! top of the world!!


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
3/24/2006 9:48 pm

I'd be happy to entertain you two naughty guys for a while...hehehe!


Sorceror07 55M

3/24/2006 10:25 pm

i'm sure our travels will take us by you... just be sure no one knows we're there... i don't want you to get popped for harboring fugitives lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
3/24/2006 10:42 pm

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo... Damn Trav.... T

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NSAAddict 43F

3/24/2006 11:02 pm

Dr. Demento, Good luck, I'll cover your patient load while you're on the lam... and don't forget the Foundation's island compound has a secret underground lair Dr. FeelGood


Sorceror07 55M

3/24/2006 11:14 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    ***HANGS HEAD OUT WINDOW!!!!!!***

    Why do know one speak english here?

    Are thos evampires in that club? I aint going in there..... No damn way.... Imma sit out here wih the bazooka!!!!


    FREE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol! it's pedal to the metal,... HEAVY METAL BRO!!! and we're not stopping to keel any stinkin' vampires amigo, no time for that today... we need to get to where we're going

first, i need to refil the gas tank and get you a box of twinkies, and i need 3 boxes of vivarin, 20 oz of espresso and a donut. i think that jail food affected you in some way... you don't seem quite right lol!

i'll be posting how the adventure continues... we're in for a wild ride, fasten your seatbelt and grit your teeth for life in the espresso lane with sorceror07's wild ride!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/24/2006 11:14 pm

    Quoting frbnkslady:
    ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo... Damn Trav.... T
the long arm of the law can't reach us now!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/24/2006 11:16 pm

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    Dr. Demento, Good luck, I'll cover your patient load while you're on the lam... and don't forget the Foundation's island compound has a secret underground lair Dr. FeelGood
yes, i know... and i also know there is no extradition treaty with the blogland gov't either

thanks for covering my shift

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/25/2006 12:32 am

just as fast as this stolen ferrari can go we will

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/25/2006 12:32 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    Ya better run..I'm gonna whoop your ass...son.
hehe! need to catch us first

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/25/2006 1:07 am

OMFG You two are too f'in funny. I'll be laghin' for a week from this one


rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
3/25/2006 2:51 am

I have a wonderful cave here in Redneckville, it looks like a cave from the ouside but is a complete PARTY house on the inside. It's underground. I've referred to it in my blog, I retreat there when I need to get away from it all. It has 20 bedrooms, 25 bathrooms, 27 garages, 15 hot tubs, 3 completely stocked bars, 4 game rooms, 10 dungeons covering every fetish you could think of (and a few you never dreamed of)! There is a full staff of kitchen help, maids, cleaners etc. Emeril is my on call chef. It's fully wired for sound, digital cable, high speed internet or any other kind of "speed" you might need. ~wicked wink~ I have a long list of friends from AdultFriendFinder ready to party when their pagers vibrate on command from me, (super-duper high vibe, naturally) and a dozen Lear jets ready to pick them up at a moment's notice.
We LOVE fugitives (or do we love the movie? I'm too stoned to recall) and would be happy to have you visit!


fantasylover_05 63M

3/25/2006 3:26 am

CALL OUT THE DOGS!!!

(are there any dogs here in Blogville? All I have seen are real beauties!! LO

ALL POINTS BULLETIN!!!

BE ON THE LOOK OUT!!!!

WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST BLOGMANITY!!

A DESPICABLE PAIR!!!

News reel at 11........


Sister_Act_4_You 39F/39F

3/25/2006 3:42 am

Um...who is Steve McQueen?

And you can come here for a little while...if you still have the Testarossa!


Sorceror07 55M

3/25/2006 4:58 am

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    OMFG You two are too f'in funny. I'll be laghin' for a week from this one
we have just scratched the surface of the levity heheh!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/25/2006 4:59 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    I have a wonderful cave here in Redneckville, it looks like a cave from the ouside but is a complete PARTY house on the inside. It's underground. I've referred to it in my blog, I retreat there when I need to get away from it all. It has 20 bedrooms, 25 bathrooms, 27 garages, 15 hot tubs, 3 completely stocked bars, 4 game rooms, 10 dungeons covering every fetish you could think of (and a few you never dreamed of)! There is a full staff of kitchen help, maids, cleaners etc. Emeril is my on call chef. It's fully wired for sound, digital cable, high speed internet or any other kind of "speed" you might need. ~wicked wink~ I have a long list of friends from AdultFriendFinder ready to party when their pagers vibrate on command from me, (super-duper high vibe, naturally) and a dozen Lear jets ready to pick them up at a moment's notice.
    We LOVE fugitives (or do we love the movie? I'm too stoned to recall) and would be happy to have you visit!
oh! now THAT's what i call a "batcave!" mmmm, i'll bring my batgear and you can too mmmm!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/25/2006 5:02 am

    Quoting fantasylover_05:
    CALL OUT THE DOGS!!!

    (are there any dogs here in Blogville? All I have seen are real beauties!! LO

    ALL POINTS BULLETIN!!!

    BE ON THE LOOK OUT!!!!

    WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST BLOGMANITY!!

    A DESPICABLE PAIR!!!

    News reel at 11........

and let the mayhem commence!!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/25/2006 5:52 am

    Quoting Sister_Act_4_You:
    Um...who is Steve McQueen?

    And you can come here for a little while...if you still have the Testarossa!
lol! ...he's an action actor from the 60's and 70's, known for his driving skills... bigtime motorcross winner too...

haven't "acquired" the ferrari yet... that's in part 2 of How TRAV made his great escape

the family tree is now revealed!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TTigerAtty 63M

3/25/2006 6:34 am

Ha! Ha! Rather than a Ferrari and a Steve McQueen (Bullet) chase scene, the mental picture that I had of you two was that of Willie Nelson (Buck Bonham) and Slim Pickens (Garland Ramsey) in that old school bus down in Mexico drinkin' Black Jack Daniels whiskey and weaving all over the road! Ha! Ha! I'm picturing you as Willie and Trav as Slim! If you need legal representation, call me at 1.800.CAT.PAWS. I had filed a motion for a CONTINUANCE and was preparing a motion for a CHANGE OF VENUE before you went and busted him out! Oh well! Probably cheaper than hiring a lawyer!


Sorceror07 55M

3/25/2006 6:51 am

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Ha! Ha! Rather than a Ferrari and a Steve McQueen (Bullet) chase scene, the mental picture that I had of you two was that of Willie Nelson (Buck Bonham) and Slim Pickens (Garland Ramsey) in that old school bus down in Mexico drinkin' Black Jack Daniels whiskey and weaving all over the road! Ha! Ha! I'm picturing you as Willie and Trav as Slim! If you need legal representation, call me at 1.800.CAT.PAWS. I had filed a motion for a CONTINUANCE and was preparing a motion for a CHANGE OF VENUE before you went and busted him out! Oh well! Probably cheaper than hiring a lawyer!
ummm... perhaps not... How TRAV made his great escape

i think by the time this is over we'll have to get you to assemble a dream team of attorneys the likes of which even OJ Simpson would envy lol!!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


libgemOH 57M/53F

3/25/2006 7:04 am

This makes you an accessory to the crime now! Boy oh boy are YOU in trouble!!! -B


Sorceror07 55M

3/25/2006 9:37 am

    Quoting libgemOH:
    This makes you an accessory to the crime now! Boy oh boy are YOU in trouble!!! -B
good thing that "TROUBLE" is my middle name

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/25/2006 7:54 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Calls Tiger on beat up old pay phone...

    Hey man... I ain't gonna tell you where we are but we need your help! Sorcerors gotten into this too now and we are on the run... I want you as lead counsel but there were a ton of others in that evil judges court that offered their services for sexual favors... Can you put together the best legal team in the blogs... and no... geez man... we arent the one in the white bronco....

    We gotta shut this thing down... Its getting hot in here... oops nevermind... we are in Mexico....oops.... nevermind... did I say Mexico... I mean't brrrrrr its chill we are in Canada...

    *Covers phone*

    Hey Sorceror... did you get the choclate covered one?

    Yea?

    Sweet...

    *Uncovers phone*

    OK man... we gotta run.... too many blog cops in this area....

trav... chill man i have things in hand... in our next installment, part 3 of our adventure, we're taking care of the money crunch and paying tiger a visit (well, i'm breaking into his office and putting a sizable (like VERY) in a safe place for him. if we do get caught (likely we'll go out shooting) ...escape is highly improbable, i know i won't be taken alive... tiger will have enough to put together a dream team not seen since the oj simpson trial...

hey! i gotta take care of my long lost more elvis looking than me twin brother that wasn't put up for adoption for being so incorrigable even as a toddler (always sneaking the old man's whisky and cigar lol!)and adopted by Motley Crue. you got to stay in the family home because according to sisteract, you were the favorite

we're not headed to mexico btw... i HATE tequilla... besides... i have business to conduct along our travels

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TabithaElectra79 39F

3/26/2006 2:35 am

Did someone say POLICE????

Mmmmmm....

Is it me or is it getting hot in here?!


fantasylover_05 63M

3/26/2006 10:39 am

The Honorable Court has heard much tearful testimony and feels deeply for the wounds inflicted upon you!!

[post 285663]

Please spread the word so all who have been defiled and violated will indeed get their day in Court and due restitution!!


Sorceror07 55M

3/26/2006 11:51 am

    Quoting TabithaElectra79:
    Did someone say POLICE????

    Mmmmmm....

    Is it me or is it getting hot in here?!
yes, that word has been mentioned several times... and for the answer to your 2nd question...

...YES!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/26/2006 11:54 am

    Quoting fantasylover_05:
    The Honorable Court has heard much tearful testimony and feels deeply for the wounds inflicted upon you!!

    [post 285663]

    Please spread the word so all who have been defiled and violated will indeed get their day in Court and due restitution!!
that don't befuddle me none hehe!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TTigerAtty 63M

3/27/2006 10:20 am

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Calls Tiger on beat up old pay phone...

    Hey man... I ain't gonna tell you where we are but we need your help! Sorcerors gotten into this too now and we are on the run... I want you as lead counsel but there were a ton of others in that evil judges court that offered their services for sexual favors... Can you put together the best legal team in the blogs... and no... geez man... we arent the one in the white bronco....

    We gotta shut this thing down... Its getting hot in here... oops nevermind... we are in Mexico....oops.... nevermind... did I say Mexico... I mean't brrrrrr its chill we are in Canada...

    *Covers phone*

    Hey Sorceror... did you get the choclate covered one?

    Yea?

    Sweet...

    *Uncovers phone*

    OK man... we gotta run.... too many blog cops in this area....

Trav ... Keep runnin' buddy! I'll contact these females who are offering services for sexual favors! I'd love to head up your legal team with this talented group of counselors! Run, Forrest, run!


TTigerAtty 63M

3/27/2006 10:49 am

    Quoting Sorceror07:
    trav... chill man i have things in hand... in our next installment, part 3 of our adventure, we're taking care of the money crunch and paying tiger a visit (well, i'm breaking into his office and putting a sizable (like VERY) in a safe place for him. if we do get caught (likely we'll go out shooting) ...escape is highly improbable, i know i won't be taken alive... tiger will have enough to put together a dream team not seen since the oj simpson trial...

    hey! i gotta take care of my long lost more elvis looking than me twin brother that wasn't put up for adoption for being so incorrigable even as a toddler (always sneaking the old man's whisky and cigar lol!)and adopted by Motley Crue. you got to stay in the family home because according to sisteract, you were the favorite

    we're not headed to mexico btw... i HATE tequilla... besides... i have business to conduct along our travels
Crackle ... *&^$%$ ...

"Our connection is a kinda poor! Sorc, so glad to hear you're head to Mexico! That's probably your best bet! I've placed a call to W. who has contacted his buddy Vincente Fox, requesting "safe harbor" in Mexico for you and Trav. It should work! At least, I'm hoping it will! For God's sake, we're takin' plenty of their illegals! It's time for payback! Regarding the briefcase full of $100 bills, very nice, very nice indeed! I won't ask how it was all accumulated. I found the money when I got to my office this morning. Didn't go in all weekend due to the NCAA tournament and a hot tub party at [blog goddess1946]'s palatial estate in Virginia! I will assemble the Legal Dream Team for you guys, but, for now, stay in Mexico and drink tequila until I can get all of this accomplished. As I am sure you can well understand, this will involve very delicate negotiations with all the egotistical personalities. You must understand that they will all want top billing as the lead counsel for the team. I will have to wine and dine them extensively to accomplish our agreed upon strategy. Part of the cash you provided will be very useful in this regard. Now, while I'm doin' all this wining and dining of these lovely young female attorneys, you guys just be patient down there. Enjoy the tacos and tequila. Maybe read some good books in the shade of cactus plant? Well, gotta go to work for you guys! Give Trav all my best! Have fun with the Senoritas down there!" The above conversation was recorded by the NSA and provided to George W. Bush immediately. W. now faces a conflict of interest. TTigerAtty has headed up his fund raising organization in Missouri and he owes him a lot for this. But, now the NSA has intercepted a cell phone message that he must act upon. To be continued ......


Sorceror07 55M

3/27/2006 11:55 am

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Crackle ... *&^$%$ ...

    "Our connection is a kinda poor! Sorc, so glad to hear you're head to Mexico! That's probably your best bet! I've placed a call to W. who has contacted his buddy Vincente Fox, requesting "safe harbor" in Mexico for you and Trav. It should work! At least, I'm hoping it will! For God's sake, we're takin' plenty of their illegals! It's time for payback! Regarding the briefcase full of $100 bills, very nice, very nice indeed! I won't ask how it was all accumulated. I found the money when I got to my office this morning. Didn't go in all weekend due to the NCAA tournament and a hot tub party at [blog goddess1946]'s palatial estate in Virginia! I will assemble the Legal Dream Team for you guys, but, for now, stay in Mexico and drink tequila until I can get all of this accomplished. As I am sure you can well understand, this will involve very delicate negotiations with all the egotistical personalities. You must understand that they will all want top billing as the lead counsel for the team. I will have to wine and dine them extensively to accomplish our agreed upon strategy. Part of the cash you provided will be very useful in this regard. Now, while I'm doin' all this wining and dining of these lovely young female attorneys, you guys just be patient down there. Enjoy the tacos and tequila. Maybe read some good books in the shade of cactus plant? Well, gotta go to work for you guys! Give Trav all my best! Have fun with the Senoritas down there!" The above conversation was recorded by the NSA and provided to George W. Bush immediately. W. now faces a conflict of interest. TTigerAtty has headed up his fund raising organization in Missouri and he owes him a lot for this. But, now the NSA has intercepted a cell phone message that he must act upon. To be continued ......
Trav can have all the tequilla, i don't touch that nasty vile stuff lol! ...now, the senioritas, that's another matter entirely

enjoy the retainer fee and don't spend it all in one place heheh!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


MrNuttz05 50M

3/27/2006 1:35 pm

Hey, if you guys come across H. Ford give Tommy Lee a phone call will ya'? And what's a good chase across country without a sexual encounter? Hey, stop by MrNuttz whorehouse down just south of Tijuana... Tell em' Nuttz sent ya' & tell Trav to ask for "Wild Wanda"...


Sorceror07 55M

3/27/2006 2:12 pm

    Quoting MrNuttz05:
    Hey, if you guys come across H. Ford give Tommy Lee a phone call will ya'? And what's a good chase across country without a sexual encounter? Hey, stop by MrNuttz whorehouse down just south of Tijuana... Tell em' Nuttz sent ya' & tell Trav to ask for "Wild Wanda"...
we already payed you a visit man! lol! we can swing by again though if you wish

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 7:49 pm

Well it seems you have things in hand so far.


EyeCandy33333 45F
761 posts
3/30/2006 7:22 pm

Emmm I think that's what gets them in TROUBLE " things in their hands".I think they have been Living In Fast Forward maybe. They might could hide out around the Roanoke River down by the Boondocks!


Sorceror07 55M

3/31/2006 7:19 am

    Quoting oldman1776:
    Well it seems you have things in hand so far.
so far, so good... but i'm running out of steam for the writing of it lol! ...and i need to figure out how i'm going to get you out of the trunk of the car and "un-steamed" at Trav for kidnapping you lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/31/2006 7:22 am

    Quoting EyeCandy33333:
    Emmm I think that's what gets them in TROUBLE " things in their hands".I think they have been Living In Fast Forward maybe. They might could hide out around the Roanoke River down by the Boondocks!
we'll find trouble to get into even there lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


EyeCandy33333 45F
761 posts
3/31/2006 10:47 pm

Why don't you just do it Eastwood style and get a bus and come thru-pick us all up-head for Mexico-remember-what happens down in Mexico-Stays In Mexico!


Sorceror07 55M

4/3/2006 4:49 am

    Quoting EyeCandy33333:
    Why don't you just do it Eastwood style and get a bus and come thru-pick us all up-head for Mexico-remember-what happens down in Mexico-Stays In Mexico!
hmmm, now THAT's an idea!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

4/8/2006 12:41 am

    Quoting nstantkarma:
    Of you know this is going to need a "natural born killers" or "thelma and louise" ending....Better yet! A combination of both...

    remember me in the credits.....
i was thinking more in terms of instead of everyone gets dead at the end, more like everyone gets laid at the end

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

4/8/2006 12:59 pm

    Quoting nstantkarma:
    Perhaps you are right...a big car chase that ends in a all out free for all orgy may be a better ending. We don't want anyone in blogville gettin' daid....
everyone loves a story with a happy ending

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Babel__Fish 46F

4/10/2006 3:15 am

Congratulations on winning the writers challenge!!

*kusjes*
Babel


Sorceror07 55M

4/10/2006 10:09 am

thanks!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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