I'm a whore....  

Sorceror07 55M
6063 posts
3/4/2006 9:23 am

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3/10/2006 9:15 am

I'm a whore....

taking a moment off from Guy's Weekend Men It Is Time to bring you all this public service announcement. Ladies, please look to the left for a moment (but not for too long lol!)

yes, i'm a whore... i admit it... yes, i'm a comment whore, ...i've come to that conclusion because it became obvious to me when i read Sister_Act_4_U's latest post [post 257428]

it occured to me that "it's the pic that make'm click" and the thought flashed through my mind that if i posted a "racey" pic of myself i'd get lots more hits on my blog... AAAAAAAAARGH! i'm a comment whore! i'm sooooo ashamed!

i need to be punished... beat me! whip me! abuse me! humiliate me! i'm such a bad boy! go ahead... do your worst!

...you know i love it!


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
3/4/2006 10:59 am

Laugh, I thought you said you were taking time off from Guy's Weekend?
Somehow, you laying out in the sun with your ass showing seems to fit right in.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


libgemOH 57M/53F

3/4/2006 11:33 am

You, a comment whore? Now I find that hard to believe but if you insist, I'd be glad to inflict the first punishment!! (even though that cute little ass of yours is awfully flat!!) o-o ?*


Sorceror07 55M

3/4/2006 1:00 pm

    Quoting libgemOH:
    You, a comment whore? Now I find that hard to believe but if you insist, I'd be glad to inflict the first punishment!! (even though that cute little ass of yours is awfully flat!!) o-o ?*
flat? flat!? FLAT! lol! no one has ever referred to THAT as FLAT! ...must be the camera angle lol! i'm very proud of my butt actually... it's very "pookey"

oh... i see, humiliation i get it! lol! i did mention that didn't i, my bad! ....now you'll all just have to smack me some more lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/4/2006 1:03 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Laugh, I thought you said you were taking time off from Guy's Weekend?
    Somehow, you laying out in the sun with your ass showing seems to fit right in.
oh! i guess you're right lol! ...ummm, the tanning oil is right over there, could you rub some on my back please? thanks! ...oh, and don't forget to rub some on my butt too while you're at it

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
3/4/2006 2:47 pm

    Quoting libgemOH:
    You, a comment whore? Now I find that hard to believe but if you insist, I'd be glad to inflict the first punishment!! (even though that cute little ass of yours is awfully flat!!) o-o ?*
Nope...sorry! I have exclusive rights to first punishment...but don't fret, I'll be sure to give him a few extra hard whips on your behalf!

And his ass is definately not flat! You should see it in jeans...
It is perfect, and I'm not just saying that....both cheeks are round, muscular, he could be a Calvin Kline underwear model!
They could call his underwear line "Sorceror's Skivvies!" hehe!


Sorceror07 55M

3/4/2006 5:46 pm

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    Nope...sorry! I have exclusive rights to first punishment...but don't fret, I'll be sure to give him a few extra hard whips on your behalf!

    And his ass is definately not flat! You should see it in jeans...
    It is perfect, and I'm not just saying that....both cheeks are round, muscular, he could be a Calvin Kline underwear model!
    They could call his underwear line "Sorceror's Skivvies!" hehe!
Sorceror Skivvies eh? lol! just what i want... my name on the backs of men's asses! roflmao!

i like manolo's idea, from Scarface (steven bauer) "joo know what i want mang? a line of ladies cheans... wit my name, on the back of chick's asses"

thank you for the endorsement sweetheart

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sister_Act_4_You 39F/39F

3/4/2006 6:20 pm

I'm here to further encourage and develop your comment whoring abilities....okay, okay, and to see your nekkid ass shot too!

Louisa...in her pigdog-ette persona


Sorceror07 55M

3/4/2006 7:39 pm

    Quoting rm_Dysgyzed:
    And how in the Hell have I missed YOUR blog for so long?

    I find the similarities of yours to those I like best to be Devilishly fascinating!

    More pics, please. They're working! LOL.

    (Well, actually, it was [blog SaintLianna] but we still want more pictures.

    Deepest Glimmers from a Fellow Minion
devilishly fascinating eh? niiiiiice more pics eh? well, i only have one more naked butt shot... and no (ahem) dic pics (too tacky). i'll slip in the other one soon enough then... keep an eye out for it

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/4/2006 7:43 pm

    Quoting Sister_Act_4_You:
    I'm here to further encourage and develop your comment whoring abilities....okay, okay, and to see your nekkid ass shot too!

    Louisa...in her pigdog-ette persona
but i like THAT side of your persona don't touch that dial... now i'll have to be posting the other one i got soon

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
3/4/2006 8:18 pm

lol *snaps ya in the ass with a towel and runs away giggling

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


Sorceror07 55M

3/4/2006 9:05 pm

    Quoting TheLilFondler:
    lol *snaps ya in the ass with a towel and runs away giggling
and that hurt? HARDER!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/4/2006 10:57 pm

    Quoting NaughtyBlonde78:
    hmmm...does someone have a riding crop I could borrow??
riding crop?!!??

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


VixenXandria 45F

3/5/2006 5:13 am

I thought you had a girlfriend? It sure doesnt sound like it to me. Can i join the party?


rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
3/5/2006 6:14 am

I'm beginning to think that you really are a whore


Sorceror07 55M

3/5/2006 7:02 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    I'm beginning to think that you really are a whore
uh oh... i think i let my sence of humor run a bit too wild and it landed me in hot water.... some backpeddeling and an apology is in order, i will address these things with you

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/6/2006 4:39 am

    Quoting rm_Dysgyzed:
    Ohhhh...as I have officially been invited to sit on the left hand side of the Saint, all I have to say is:

    Did you want that flogger with bits of razor or barbed wire...Oh HELL, since it's YOU Sorcerer, I'll bring forth the one with the diamond and ruby embedded tails.

    What can I say...it's a gift!

    And good luck getting out of the hell you've drawn upon yourself!
sounds good to me, let'r rip! *figuratively speaking of course!*

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
3/6/2006 5:18 am

    Quoting Sorceror07:
    uh oh... i think i let my sence of humor run a bit too wild and it landed me in hot water.... some backpeddeling and an apology is in order, i will address these things with you
Um, may i respectfully suggest that You are mistaken, Master? It would take alot more than that for Your pet to become displeased with You! (besides...i knew You were a whore way before W/we became a couple!)


MillsShipsGayly 52M

3/6/2006 5:20 am

Sorceror's Skivvies .. sounds liek a possible new launch ... lol

You're boring whoring has me snoring not flooring...
Your adoring fan


Sorceror07 55M

3/6/2006 6:14 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    Um, may i respectfully suggest that You are mistaken, Master? It would take alot more than that for Your pet to become displeased with You! (besides...i knew You were a whore way before W/we became a couple!)
whew! your understanding and forgiveness will be WELL rewarded, my beloved pet

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/6/2006 6:18 am

    Quoting MillsShipsGayly:
    Sorceror's Skivvies .. sounds liek a possible new launch ... lol

    You're boring whoring has me snoring not flooring...
    Your adoring fan
i'll send you a pair eh? lol! glad you're back bro

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

3/6/2006 6:19 am

    Quoting VixenXandria:
    I thought you had a girlfriend? It sure doesnt sound like it to me. Can i join the party?
that is an incorrect assumption.

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
52F

3/9/2006 8:24 pm

*kicks your thighs part with the heel of my black leather boot*

*runs a black leather glove up your inner thigh*

*rubs some tanning oil where the sun don't shine*



TTFN


Sorceror07 55M

3/10/2006 9:15 am

    Quoting redlipsprincess:
    *kicks your thighs part with the heel of my black leather boot*

    *runs a black leather glove up your inner thigh*

    *rubs some tanning oil where the sun don't shine*


now THAT's how to apply sun tan oil!

thanks princess! ...made my day

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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