A Confession....  

Sorceror07 55M
6063 posts
5/30/2006 1:16 pm

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A Confession....

excerpt from my last confessional with the BlogFather.

me: ...forgive me Father for i have sinned, it's been one day since my last blog post.

blogfather: one day? that is most distressing! ...and what have you done that is such a great sin since then? ...my son.

me: ummm... i cooked dinner for my girlfriend, watched a movie with her, took her to bed afterwards, gave her a back massage which led to "other things", stayed up real late, woke up real late, woke her up "nicely" which led to "other things", then she massaged my back which led to "other things", made her breakfast, saw her off to work, and cut the grass...

blogfather: you did WHAT!!!??

me: ?

blogfather: you... cut the grass!!

me: yes... i'm so ashamed!

blogfather: don't you know that you could have used that time more constructively?

me: but it was over a foot tall!

blogfather: you could have been BLOGGING!!!

me: what am i to do? *hangs head in shame*

blogfather: my son, for this most aggrevious of sins, the sin of Blog-Sloth, you must submit yourself for flagilation from sister mary-elephant, drink 3 martinis and say 10 hail-bloggies.

so... when was YOUR last confession? and what great sin have you committed since then?


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
5/30/2006 1:37 pm

I have to admit it... I cut the grass also!!!!!!!! But..... I ws drinking a few beers when I did it and I have been gone for two months!!!! I needed to find the door !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mattbrim69 47M

5/30/2006 1:41 pm

I too, have been guilty of Blog-Sloth.

I confessed a lot of things the other night.

As far as other sins.......... is it really a sin if you don't ask for forgiveness..lol


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
5/30/2006 1:52 pm

Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it's been 17 hours and 18 minutes since my last blog post. I have commited the sin of blog-gluttony, taking in more comments than I deserve and also blog-sloth for neglecting to answer said comments.

I have also coveted thy neighbor's blog, but I am not sorry for that


docdirk 49M

5/30/2006 5:44 pm

Don't you even think about touching that Weed-Wacker!!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


Sorceror07 55M

5/30/2006 7:38 pm

    Quoting willing2tryit42:
    I have to admit it... I cut the grass also!!!!!!!! But..... I ws drinking a few beers when I did it and I have been gone for two months!!!! I needed to find the door !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe! ...in spots it was up to my chest!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

5/30/2006 7:38 pm

    Quoting mattbrim69:
    I too, have been guilty of Blog-Sloth.

    I confessed a lot of things the other night.

    As far as other sins.......... is it really a sin if you don't ask for forgiveness..lol
yes, it still is .... at least according to father guido sarducci at least

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

5/30/2006 7:40 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it's been 17 hours and 18 minutes since my last blog post. I have commited the sin of blog-gluttony, taking in more comments than I deserve and also blog-sloth for neglecting to answer said comments.

    I have also coveted thy neighbor's blog, but I am not sorry for that
i'll consult with the blogfather (st. dean martin) and let you know what your pennance is

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

5/30/2006 7:40 pm

    Quoting docdirk:
    Don't you even think about touching that Weed-Wacker!!!!
it's broken lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


ohcurious14 60M  
1684 posts
5/30/2006 8:51 pm

Forgive me Blog -Father for I have sinned as well. I have not posted since I got ripped by Lil Squirt in my last post. On the bright side, fellow lifestyle bloggers and those who are non-judgemental have been there to support me and the lifestyle and I have spent my time acknowledging them.


Sorceror07 55M

5/31/2006 7:07 am

    Quoting ohcurious14:
    Forgive me Blog -Father for I have sinned as well. I have not posted since I got ripped by Lil Squirt in my last post. On the bright side, fellow lifestyle bloggers and those who are non-judgemental have been there to support me and the lifestyle and I have spent my time acknowledging them.
st. dean martin says that you are forgiven, ....just drink 1 extra dry martini and blog on!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

5/31/2006 7:09 am

    Quoting NaughtyBlonde78:
    Forgive me, Blog father, for I have sinned...it's been nearly 24 hours simce my last blog post. I have NOT used the time constructively. I left my Baby's place, drove 120 miles and went to WORK!!

    So.... what's my pennance??
you have to drive 120 miles back in the other direction to recieve your punishment

....O.C. will know what to do

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

5/31/2006 7:11 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I had to get Mr. Buzzy out cause these damn pics turn me on sooooooo much..am I forgiven?
st. dean martin reminds us that this is an adult site... therefore there has been no sin committed

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
5/31/2006 9:54 am

I am Queen Blog-Sloth. I am sure Father would agree; however, I am on vacation for a month and a half and I have some blogging to catch up on. I also have some cleaning to catch up on. Today I am cleaning my bedroom, cleaning out my closet and my dresser so I can have the extra room for my baby to move his stuff in when he does move in.

My last confession was September of '97. I have sinned since then, but won't go to confession. What I do is between me and my higher power.

The confession I went to before that (a year and a half earlier) was when I had sex with my daughters father. I was raised Mormon (Latter Day Saint - LDS) and still am, however, I am very inactive. Pre-marital sex is a sin according to the LDS faith. During this confession time, the Bishop told me that I was to go to a disciplinary counsel. This meant that I was to appear before him and his bishopric.

The bishopric was made up of a team of four people, the bishop, his first and second counselor and his secretary. I showed up and they asked me why I was there. I told them. They asked questions like, "How many times did you have sex with him?" I told them I didn't understand the importance of such a question. Their response was something to the effect that one time was a weakness and other times could have been avoided if I was truly sorry for my actions. Hell, I could not remember how many times we had sex, I just know it was many times in a three day period.

The disciplinary counsel didn't excommunicate me, but they did disfellowship me (for a season). I asked how long a season was, the bishop told me, "It could be any amount of time, a week, a month, two months, three, a year. It just depended on how long it took me to be grow spiritually. Disfellowship meant that I could not partake of the sacrament, pray outloud, teach or give talks in front of the conversation and a feew other minor details. I could, however, pay tithing, attend church and other meetings and other small things.

This disfellowship was to give me time to build my spirituality back up and get back on the right track. I took it very seriously and I prayed all the time, I went to church and in about six months I was ready to be put back into full membership. I was told I had to wait. I asked why and was told I had to wait a year. If there was ever a time that I was ready to take on the religion and give me my 150% was then. The bishop would not give when I told him that he said a season could be any amount of time, just depended on my spiritual growth. After all that is what he told me.

I waited a year and then I had to return to face the disciplinary counsel to determine my spiritual growth. I appeared before the disciplinary counsil again, yet, all but the bishop had been replaced. It started out the bishop asked me why I was there. I told him and his new bishopric. Then he left it up for questions and answers. In those next 30 or so minutes that disciplinary counsil team beat me up with questions, focusing on my sin, not my spiritual growth. Finally, after crying nearly uncontrollably, I hung my head and said, "I can't answer any more questions." I got up and left the room.

I sat in the waiting room next to the office while they determined my membership in the church. I was returned to full membership, but something was missing. I tried to hold on and keep strong in the church, but I could not find the missing link.

A year and a half later, I met a man and he me. It was date and he was staying at my house. I was naive and stupid and instead of asking him to leave I fucked him for the next two days. In my head it was better to fuck him then have him take it from me again. I went to confessin for the last time and faced yet another disciplinary counsil, but have not returned to church regularly since then.

Don't get me wrong, there are many great things about the LDS faith. I don't diss it at all, but like any other oranization there are some people who need to learn tact and compassion. They need to learn what to focus on and when. Since then I decided that I was not going to feel guilty for any choices I make. I'll recognize when I do wrong, and give myself a swift kick on the ass and move on. No guilt here!

Sorry for monopolizing your blog.

DustStormDiva


Sorceror07 55M

5/31/2006 10:34 am

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    I am Queen Blog-Sloth. I am sure Father would agree; however, I am on vacation for a month and a half and I have some blogging to catch up on. I also have some cleaning to catch up on. Today I am cleaning my bedroom, cleaning out my closet and my dresser so I can have the extra room for my baby to move his stuff in when he does move in.

    My last confession was September of '97. I have sinned since then, but won't go to confession. What I do is between me and my higher power.

    The confession I went to before that (a year and a half earlier) was when I had sex with my daughters father. I was raised Mormon (Latter Day Saint - LDS) and still am, however, I am very inactive. Pre-marital sex is a sin according to the LDS faith. During this confession time, the Bishop told me that I was to go to a disciplinary counsel. This meant that I was to appear before him and his bishopric.

    The bishopric was made up of a team of four people, the bishop, his first and second counselor and his secretary. I showed up and they asked me why I was there. I told them. They asked questions like, "How many times did you have sex with him?" I told them I didn't understand the importance of such a question. Their response was something to the effect that one time was a weakness and other times could have been avoided if I was truly sorry for my actions. Hell, I could not remember how many times we had sex, I just know it was many times in a three day period.

    The disciplinary counsel didn't excommunicate me, but they did disfellowship me (for a season). I asked how long a season was, the bishop told me, "It could be any amount of time, a week, a month, two months, three, a year. It just depended on how long it took me to be grow spiritually. Disfellowship meant that I could not partake of the sacrament, pray outloud, teach or give talks in front of the conversation and a feew other minor details. I could, however, pay tithing, attend church and other meetings and other small things.

    This disfellowship was to give me time to build my spirituality back up and get back on the right track. I took it very seriously and I prayed all the time, I went to church and in about six months I was ready to be put back into full membership. I was told I had to wait. I asked why and was told I had to wait a year. If there was ever a time that I was ready to take on the religion and give me my 150% was then. The bishop would not give when I told him that he said a season could be any amount of time, just depended on my spiritual growth. After all that is what he told me.

    I waited a year and then I had to return to face the disciplinary counsel to determine my spiritual growth. I appeared before the disciplinary counsil again, yet, all but the bishop had been replaced. It started out the bishop asked me why I was there. I told him and his new bishopric. Then he left it up for questions and answers. In those next 30 or so minutes that disciplinary counsil team beat me up with questions, focusing on my sin, not my spiritual growth. Finally, after crying nearly uncontrollably, I hung my head and said, "I can't answer any more questions." I got up and left the room.

    I sat in the waiting room next to the office while they determined my membership in the church. I was returned to full membership, but something was missing. I tried to hold on and keep strong in the church, but I could not find the missing link.

    A year and a half later, I met a man and he me. It was date and he was staying at my house. I was naive and stupid and instead of asking him to leave I fucked him for the next two days. In my head it was better to fuck him then have him take it from me again. I went to confessin for the last time and faced yet another disciplinary counsil, but have not returned to church regularly since then.

    Don't get me wrong, there are many great things about the LDS faith. I don't diss it at all, but like any other oranization there are some people who need to learn tact and compassion. They need to learn what to focus on and when. Since then I decided that I was not going to feel guilty for any choices I make. I'll recognize when I do wrong, and give myself a swift kick on the ass and move on. No guilt here!

    Sorry for monopolizing your blog.
dusty,

...wow! the blogfather, st. dean martin, is very impressed and is going to reccomend to the Pope, none other than his holiness Frank SINatra, that you be not only fully exonnerated of your wrongful persecution, but that you also have a new drink named after you... the DustyDiva Martini... it's a tripple shot of tequilla with a slight dash of lime served in a proper martini glass with a jalapeno chili garnish

and as father guido sarducci once said: religion is best taken in moderation

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
5/31/2006 11:44 am

Bless me blogfather, for I have sinned. My watched-blogs list is two pages long already and I can't keep up with all my comments since I began working full-time.

To compound my sin, I keep on my list blogs that have not updated in months, just in case those bloggers decide to come back.

Indeed, I am sinning even as I compose this comment, I just added another blog to my watch list.


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
5/31/2006 12:39 pm

I have sinned....but I suspect you knew this! hehehe!

And no, I DO NOT regret it!


Sorceror07 55M

5/31/2006 6:53 pm

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    Bless me blogfather, for I have sinned. My watched-blogs list is two pages long already and I can't keep up with all my comments since I began working full-time.

    To compound my sin, I keep on my list blogs that have not updated in months, just in case those bloggers decide to come back.

    Indeed, I am sinning even as I compose this comment, I just added another blog to my watch list.
there is no sin there

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

5/31/2006 6:54 pm

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    I have sinned....but I suspect you knew this! hehehe!

    And no, I DO NOT regret it!
...and i want you to keep right on doing it too

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


ohcurious14 60M  
1684 posts
5/31/2006 10:33 pm

    Quoting Sorceror07:
    st. dean martin says that you are forgiven, ....just drink 1 extra dry martini and blog on!
Thank-You Blog Father. Hail to SavageJack


TTigerAtty 63M

6/1/2006 4:37 pm

Blogfather, I have a not sinned, but I need a special favor. I would be forever in a your debt should you grant me this a favor. I need a hot, sexy Sicilian woman to fucka my brains out!


PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
6/1/2006 4:42 pm

Not keeping up with others' blogs ins't a sin?

Who knew?


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


Sorceror07 55M

6/1/2006 7:57 pm

    Quoting ohcurious14:
    Thank-You Blog Father. Hail to SavageJack
now drink up

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

6/1/2006 7:59 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Blogfather, I have a not sinned, but I need a special favor. I would be forever in a your debt should you grant me this a favor. I need a hot, sexy Sicilian woman to fucka my brains out!
sorry, i'm not loaning out metalmama69 at this time but i'll see what i can do

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 55M

6/1/2006 8:00 pm

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    Not keeping up with others' blogs ins't a sin?

    Who knew?
only if you make an effort to catch up of course

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


_Safira 55F
11260 posts
6/2/2006 2:36 pm

I do not confess my sins ... I thoroughly enjoy them. And everyone knows I'm the Mary Magdalene of Blogville (aka, The Mad Blogging Whore) so what else matters?

Safira {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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Sorceror07 55M

6/2/2006 7:29 pm

    Quoting _Safira:
    I do not confess my sins ... I thoroughly enjoy them. And everyone knows I'm the Mary Magdalene of Blogville (aka, The Mad Blogging Whore) so what else matters?

    Safira {=}
sins are to be enjoyed... it's why they call it sin

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


NSAAddict 43F

6/9/2006 10:24 pm

Bless me Blogfather for I have sinned, it has been 17 years since my last confession... here are my sins
I chewed gum during mass
I picked up the wafer, oops I mean "body of Christ" with the wrong hand
I lied to my mother
I swore at my brother
I smoked a cigarette
I drank vodka out of the bottle
I skipped school
I tied my friend's shoelaces together
I laughed when I saw someone trip and fall

Okay these are my standard confessions from back in the day when I last confessed. I'd recycle them every month or so Anything I've done since my last confession wasn't a sin, it was sinfully delicious


Sorceror07 55M

6/11/2006 11:51 am

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    Bless me Blogfather for I have sinned, it has been 17 years since my last confession... here are my sins
    I chewed gum during mass
    I picked up the wafer, oops I mean "body of Christ" with the wrong hand
    I lied to my mother
    I swore at my brother
    I smoked a cigarette
    I drank vodka out of the bottle
    I skipped school
    I tied my friend's shoelaces together
    I laughed when I saw someone trip and fall

    Okay these are my standard confessions from back in the day when I last confessed. I'd recycle them every month or so Anything I've done since my last confession wasn't a sin, it was sinfully delicious
you must drink and blog with martinis from now on for your absolution! lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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