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Chicago Thoughts
 
Just my thoughts here in Chicago... about this site, the people and what is going on here.
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BAD ASS
Posted:Jan 26, 2009 7:37 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2009 7:37 pm
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What is up with some of the posts on groups? I have never seen so many bad asses in my life. Ok.. I have never seen so many people pretend they are such bad asses in my life. It got me thinking....

- If you have ever paid for bottled of spring water of any kind, you are not a badass.

- If you can name any type of unpasteurized cheese, you are not a badass.

- If anyone has ever turned around abruptly and asked, “What the hell did you just say to me?” and you have responded in anyway other than repeating the exact same thing you just said, only louder and more slowly, while pretending to use sign language, you are not a badass.

- If you have any sort of opinion whatsoever concerning Britney Spears, you are not a badass.

- If you have never actually kicked someone's ass, you are not a badass.

What am I missing.... Add your own.
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AskMen's Top 8 places for a Quickie
Posted:Oct 19, 2008 6:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2008 10:37 pm
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I saw this list on AskMen yesterday and thought I would share. I admit I need to get to work as I have only tried the office and car.

Anyone got some suggestions in Chicago where you could pull this off? Any females want to try?

1- Elevator

Ideal position: Upright wheelbarrow (with her facing the wall, hold her up by her thighs, placing them on either side of your hips, while she holds on to the wall).

2- Movie theater

Ideal position: (Besides on her knees) Her sitting on top of you, facing the screen.

3- Back of a club/restaurant

Ideal position: Standing, upright doggy.

4- Stairwell

Ideal position: Missionary, with her back arched over a stair.

5- Car

Ideal position: Logistics require missionary or her on top.

6- Alley

Ideal position: Standing up, with one leg wrapped around you.

7- Office

Ideal position: Her back against the wall, and her legs wrapped around your waist. Or, she can always spread 'em on your boss' desk.

8- Dressing room

Ideal position: Standing doggy.
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Fascinating Womanhood: A guide to women?
Posted:Aug 5, 2007 12:47 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2007 12:49 pm
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"The history of Fascinating Womanhood began in 1962 when I began teaching marriage classes to the women of my community in Fresno, California. This was before I thought of writing a book. It was there I discovered the great need for these teachings. Women of all races, religions and cultures came into my classes, all with the same desperate need for instruction on how to understand their husband's nature, needs and feelings, how to be the Ideal Woman From a Man's Point of View and in so doing win their husband's heart felt love and devotion. ...Women are locked into the working world and are now crying for circumstances to change so they can stay home and serve their husbands and family as domestic goddesses, devoted wives and mothers."

UMM ... What the hell?

So a friend of mine got this book from her sister...apparently to teach her how to be subservient to her husband. It was written in the 60's but it is still being published today.

The author's website talks about how men want subservient women.

No ...no i don't!

I like assertive women, i like career minded women, i like people that can actually discuss current affairs and not use the word hilton in the discourse.

I know I must be the crazy one here!
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No Porn in Nevada?
Posted:Aug 23, 2006 3:34 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2007 11:02 am
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I just read this today...

"Nevada state employees who view pornography on the job face immediate dismissal under newly approved personnel regulations.

The new rules, approved unanimously earlier this month by the state Personnel Commission, also make having sex on the job -- even when it is consensual -- and sexual harassment grounds for immediate firing."

Seriously in Nevada? Land of "What happens in Vegas - stays in Vegas" the land of LEGAL .. now suddenly makes porn and sex at work illegal.

My first resposnse, admitingly, was at what point could you really have sex in your office, be caught and still expect everything to be peachy keen?

And I am guilty of the occasional AdultFriendFinder glance here or there (ok way to many hours looking around) but I basically expect there to be some kind of punishment if my boss finds me staring at my favorite picture of this hot female on all fours in her white nighty. umm where was I...

Right Navada... so how exactly did this report become news anyway. Exactly at what point did our nevadian politicians stop and think -- you know there is not a law against porn at work..lets write one.

I for one, am going to laugh my ass off when the first person caught having sex in thier office is some politician who figured the law didn't mean to include him and his secretary.
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Slave Girl Leia Fantasy?
Posted:Jun 29, 2006 12:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2006 11:05 pm
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Can something take on a life of it's own so much that it becomes a fantasy -- just to say you have done it?

Recently i noticed a profile on here, reerzump, Now quite honestly the odds of this profile being real are not very high. This is even more true when you look online and find there are sites where the sole purpose is to show women wearing the outfit.

And quite honestly Leia never did it for me growing up. I was a much more Linda Carter Wonder Women fan during the first couple of movies and by the time Return fo the Jedi came around -- my attention was focused entirely on a sexy italian female from Who's the Boss.

So the fact that I now see Slave Girl Leia as something -- that just sounds like way too much fun..is odd to me.

Blame FRIENDS (Tv Show) I guess... The thought of Jennifer Aniston running around in a slave outfit (I admit) sounds appealing.

So -- ok -- closet Star Wars hotties... where are you?
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Did you catch the RedEYE today?
Posted:May 31, 2006 11:12 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2006 12:29 pm
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In today's redeye (a chicago commuter paper put out by the Chicago Tribune) they ran a huge article on the difficulties couples have in finding time to create romance.

Their advice, scedule it. Now I know I am pretty hip on trends of today -- but scheduling procrative pleasures sounds like a major buzz kill.

Two couples sit down with Palm Pilots in hand - cross referencing schedules, ( schedules if they have them) holidays, workloads, and somewhere sleep. And in the end add an entry for sex.

Curious, does your palm read:

2:00 PM drop little johnny off to soccer practice.

2:30 PM receive blowjob from girlfriend

2:31 PM she gets tired of it climbs on top of you and grinds.

2:55 PM finish and clean up

3:00 PM pick johnny up from soccer.

Where does this maddness end?

but for all my ranting, in the end this is what AdultFriendFinder really is doing as well. Sure we all do the "no pressure bar meet" but the end result is ultimately to schedule sex.

Whether it is a couple scheduling sex with another single or couple -- or a single setting up the reverse...AdultFriendFinder is (according to the always correct Dr. Laura Berman) helping do her bidding by scheduling sexual contact.

Ok... the swinging aspect of the site she might have different views about... but that is another post.
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No sex in the champaign room
Posted:Mar 28, 2006 4:24 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2006 1:16 pm
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I personally have never been a big fan of Strip Clubs, but that isn't to say I haven't been to more than a couple, of dozen.

If you've never been to a strip joint there are several things you should know:

Unless you're in Vegas, New York or another major metropolitan area the girls won't look like they do on the posters outside (until you've had half a dozen $5 - $8 dollar drinks).

If you're trying to catch a buzz while in said strip joint stick to beer. You'd be amazed at how watered down the booze is in adult establishments (Partially to keep folks from getting to rowdy).

To quote Chris Rock: "There is no sex in the Champaign room, there's Champaign in the Champaign room, but there is no sex in the Champaign room".

If you decide to get handsy in a strip joint, you will get your ass handed to you by a bouncer that would make Sam Elliot in Roadhouse his bitch.

Your new best friend named Candy really doesn't give a damn what you do for a living, that your wife is out of town, that it's your last night before getting married so long as you keep stuffing bills in her garter belt she's your best friend.

Most of the guys I know aren't going to a strip joint to find the next love of their life or even hoping for a roll in the hay with one of the dancers. Most of the time it's a "special" occasion (birthday, bachelor party, etc..) when a group of guys head out to see some bouncies and make asses out of themselves.

I could really do without going to another strip joint. Why? Well the allure of paying, as I mentioned earlier, $5 - $8 for a drink really doesn't excite me. Not that I'm cheap, I just don't like water in my scotch, 'cause we all know fish have sex in water. I'm not really a big fan of the perfume that is misted out of AC vents to keep the place from smelling like a hog house. The music is almost always too damned loud. As my friends and I have gotten older the bachelor party ritual of strip joints has been replaced with offshore fishing trips and golf outings.

For the ladies wondering if we were going there for some type of sexual gratification, nope, in all honesty it could be best compared to taking a shower with rain gear on. Everything required is there, but the additional elements keep it from being a truly satisfying experience.

Why do men go to strip joints? Well not that the scenery hurts, but mainly its somewhere we don't have to worry about making an ass out of ourselves.
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Sex Law Trivia
Posted:Mar 23, 2006 3:11 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2024 12:46 am
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Some laws i got in an email.. no idea how true they are -- but very funny.

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It’s illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. (I don't know how this is enforced.

In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Ouch!

Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

Taking the act of adultery to very painful heights, the Serni of Brazil take a guilty wife, whip her and then expose the wounds to fire ants.

During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you’d be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.
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Fake profiles are getting better! Need new Fakedar!
Posted:Mar 19, 2006 9:36 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2024 12:46 am
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It used to be easy to spot...it would include a picture of some porn star or model. They would have a picture of a tall blond while the profile declared them as a spicey red head. But lately I am finding myself more and more impressed with fake profiles.

These guys are now using pictures from ameatuer sites, and shockingly the fakes are not just females anymore but couples as well!

Yesterday i responded to three profiles, of which two of them sent me the same response (below). I honestly felt like I had GREAT fakedar. Apparently I need an adjustment.

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Hi sweety it was nice to hear from ya just got your message, I actually have not heard from many guys on here. So this is pretty exciting for me! Its just been too long since I have been able to go out and have some fun with a guy. Not that you have to be, but are you open to some kinky fun? Just could be a little beneficial for the both of us I am meeting one of my girlfriends for happy hour tomorrow (Sunday) night. So maybe we could meet and relax over a few drinks. Why don't you get ahold of me using carrieryan2560 at my hot.,mail email. I dont have enough credits on AdultFriendFinder to write U back and it's easier for me to just check my email. I'll get back to you ASAP if your interested. BYE BYE Carrie
P.S. I have some nude pics of myself....Maybe I'll share with U if your nice
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March Madness - Not Basketball - St. Patricks Day
Posted:Mar 17, 2006 2:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2006 2:21 pm
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Do you shamrock? You know get blasted on green beer in crowded Irish bars you never patron other then this informal irish holiday which somehow has become more popular here then in IRELAND!!!

Not thinking I am going to indulge in this - this year...It is already 4:00 and and there are lines of drunks outside my window with green beads and green clothes as if this was an eviromentilist's take on Mardi Gras.

I do miss the green food dyed beer.. it never tastes any better -- but there something american about stealing another country's thunder by adding food coloring to alocoholic beverages.

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Straight-Curious Female Fantasy - Is this normal?
Posted:Mar 15, 2006 11:54 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2006 1:35 pm
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So I went to a Lesbian bar the other day -- and really found this sporty sexy female hot. Clearly she prefered women.. but it really got me thinking how hot would it be to find someone truley bi or straight-curious. You know alot of people on this site are bi-social.. meaning they like to play with women but not really attracted to them. Would love to find someone who is straight-curious. Someone (females) who most of their lives has spent making love to women - but now wants to try (if only for this once) with a guy!

Something about that fantasy -- has me thinking lately...

Ofcourse that senerio is not likely to happen -- just thought I would write about it.
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Killer --Trolled AdultFriendFinder????
Posted:Feb 13, 2006 10:17 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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According to CNN.com

A British man charged with killing his wife and infant trolled the Internet just before the slayings, looking for services and other Web sites offering help finding sexual partners, according to search warrant documents released Monday.

He visited a Web site called "AdultFriendFinder," which helps subscribers find sexual partners through Internet chat rooms, personal ads and other services, investigators said.

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And it was hard to meet someone on this site before!
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She looks better with clothes on?
Posted:Nov 29, 2005 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I received an email yesterday from a person who said my blogs don't reveal anything about me regarding this site. Fair enough, but for the record "Blog Master" this is only my third entry!

So I was thinking well what can I write about and it hit me.. well sort of -- I actually kicked it - a Victoria secret magazine a fellow condo tenant left by the mailbox.

I think women look hotter with clothes on. There I have said it.. let the comments begin.

I am not saying I am some "please wear clothes while we have sex" freak, I just think there is something hotter about having to use your imagination -- a little.

I have never been a "breast" guy (see blog master is that better)? But I LOVE seeing cleavage! Not really excited at seeing a bare naked backside -- but in a lacy thong --or a tight pair of pants.. I melt.

I can't imagine that I am some deviant here because of this belief...but a quick scan of profiles make you think maybe I am.
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