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Some_Random_Dude 30M
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12/28/2005 2:23 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Jokes


A little girl walks in on her mom giving her father a hand job.
"Mummy, What are you doin?"
Oh, honey, don't worry, daddy had a hard day at work and I am just letting the air out of daddy."
"Well, it seems kinda pointless. The neighbor is just going to blow him back up again."

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know."
Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

A Blonde ordered Pizza. The Clerk Asked, "Should i cut t in Six or Twelve peices?", The Blonde said, "six please, I could never eat twelve."

A man is out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday evening. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road officer?"
"No," replied, the policeman, "You were driving splendidly.
It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away

Man who Often fish's in other men's well often catches Crabs.

Why did GOD Create Create Alcohol?
So Ugly People would have a chance to have sex.

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