Terrorist Bumper Stickers  

SmartType 53F
560 posts
8/9/2006 8:55 pm

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8/13/2006 4:30 pm

Terrorist Bumper Stickers


I know you guys are probably tired of all my pot shots at these guys, but I can't help it. I could be worse, I could find some C-4 and buy myself a prayer rug. So here goes, bumper stickers most likely to be seen in the Arab world:

1. Practice Random Acts of Terrorism
2. Hillary '08
3. My Son Won Honors at Fuad's Madrasah
4. Give Hell a Chance
5. Support Your Local Terrorist, Buy Cheese from France
6. I (Heart) Osama
7. My Other Car Has a Rocket Launcher
8. Where's the Sheep?
9. I Stop for the Call to Prayer
10. My Parents Went to Mecca and All I Got Was This Lousy Bumper Sticker
11. Death to America (or Israel, or UK, or Canada, or Sweden - hell just insert any forward thinking western country in this space)

rm_random613 56M
50 posts
8/9/2006 9:09 pm

You forgot "Bomb on Board" and "Keep honking, I'm reloading", (I've seen the last one here so I guess some bumber stickers truly are universal.


SmartType replies on 8/9/2006 9:17 pm:
Rats! I was hoping I was original. Do you think that the comedy shows steal any of the funnier stuff on this site? There are a ton of funny and creative types.

wilecoyote7056 61M

8/10/2006 4:25 am

Smart, #7 could also read " My other car is a Ford Exploder"


rm_random613 56M
50 posts
8/10/2006 6:06 am

The "keep honking I'm reloading" is real, I've seen it in Georgia, of course we actually have a city that has a law that says all homeowners must have a gun (it's not enforced).

Here are some other real ones from http://AdultFriendFinder.com

"I (heart) Explosives"
"Bomber Bake Sale"
"death to Suicide Bombers"
"Enemy Combatant"
"guns don't kill people, tailgaiting me does"


louandal2 66M/62F

8/11/2006 6:59 am

War is Peace


jrb6955 60M

8/13/2006 12:27 pm

I liked your 11 bumper sticker slogans. #2 seemed to ring particularly true to me. How about "Warning: En route to see the Vestal Virgins."

Have you noticed that the Bin Ladens and others like him never practice what they preach and commit suicide themselves for their alleged cause?


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