Sandbox Fundamentals  

SmartType 53F
560 posts
7/22/2006 11:09 pm

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7/28/2006 2:58 pm

Sandbox Fundamentals

Ok folks. I am deeply concerned about the state of things in the Middle East, particularly the current situation between Israel and Hezbollah. Now if you look at the current AdultFriendFinder listings of members involved, there seems to be a rather large disparity in numbers regarding satisfaction in these two places. A quick review:

56 members total.
46 M seeking W
1 M seeking M
2 W seeking W
And very tellingly....ZERO W seeking M

Israel however has:
54,000 members total.
33,000 M seeking W
1,100 M seeking M
713 W seeking M
612 W seeking w

Now just a quick look at those numbers (we'll leave Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan and Texas out of this for now) is pretty scary.

An alarming fact is there are no women seeking men in Palestine. Clearly, the Israelis are getting laid more. Now we all know this site is heavily weighted towards the male membership, but to be the only country where women are NOT interested in you is pretty pathetic. Which, in my opinion may lead a man to strap large amounts of C-4 to his midsection (and well, you know the rest.)

Thus I am coming to the conclusion that the Hezbollah is just plain old frustrated. Not that explosives ought to be the answer to blue balls, but in order to get their minds off of generally nasty things like bombs, grenades, random acts of terrorism - seems to me like they need women seeking men. So, per my previous blog, Nevada is actually a really good recommendation. That way, because these guys seem to get funded by numerous groups, they could actually afford the dancers et. al. in Las Vegas. Not so sure how the dancers will feel about it, but with a big enough tip, might be game for it.

rm_emergent5 57M
15 posts
7/23/2006 10:45 am

Do you think the 70 virgins patiently awaiting in heaven might be skewing their behavior?

SmartType replies on 7/23/2006 10:56 am:

Oddly enough, one of those comic strips that set the Muslim community 'en fuego' depicted a line of martyrs strapped with explosives at their equivalent of pearly gates (do they have those?) and someone yelling "Stop, Stop, we've run out of virgins!"

But as you and I and the rest of the community on AdultFriendFinder knows, virginity is not all it's knocked up to be. Experience has it's rewards. My guess is that most virgins might approach oral sex like gnawing on a hot dog.

rm_emergent5 57M
15 posts
7/23/2006 5:42 pm

Wiener would have to be all beef though. Ouch, it huts just thinking about it.

SmartType replies on 7/24/2006 4:26 pm:

Maybe they like the look of dull, matted beards. Makes it harder to tell them apart (an advantage there at this point - how do you target when they all look alike.) I think the issue is, they need to quit blowing up their infrastructure and maybe they might get something like running water. What a concept. Do you realize what a market share coup it would be if Proctor and Gamble could start a new trend of shaving over there? Jeepers!

tierratexas 53M

7/24/2006 2:52 pm

Give him a shower, and he can find a woman for a day.
Teach him good grooming, and he can attract women for a lifetime.

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