Classified Ad: Husband Wanted...lol  

Sixx_Gunner 54M  
59 posts
1/15/2006 10:37 pm

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Classified Ad: Husband Wanted...lol


A lonely woman, aged 80, decided that it was time to get married.

She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY
AGE GROUP (80's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
you....you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
1/15/2006 10:46 pm

lololol ... goody sixxy!!!!!!!

Lil


LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
1/18/2006 7:26 pm

I did see this one of yours before ..... it is a great one!!! Picturin him ringing the bell in my mind .... bet hecould "ring most gal's bell"!!!!

U mentioned new post ... a f f blogs seem stuck today .... u will see new one cause u posted it ... i cant see it yet ... will chk back and it will be viewable for others in a while

Will teach you a trick of how to view "as others view" your blog if ud like. (others dont always see it right away till a f f puts it in system, but owner sees it immediately)
Keep up the good work!!

Lil


LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
1/18/2006 7:27 pm

THE BLIND MAN & The Blonds (I can post blond jokes, cause im blond)

A blind man enters a "Ladies" Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just
fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still really want to tell that
joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


Sixx_Gunner 54M  
15 posts
1/18/2006 10:59 pm

LOL, I liked that one


rm_lix_nibbles 51F

4/17/2006 11:49 pm

LOL Sixx, you did use it in ur blogs, rite on ... havent had any good jokes lately to send you ... sooooo, I will be sure to send once i get a good one ...lol ....


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