*****LECTURE ON BEAUTY*****  

SirLuno 57M
2245 posts
1/31/2006 4:07 am

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*****LECTURE ON BEAUTY*****

BUTTOCKS, THE QUINTESSENCE OF BEAUTY!

Beauty has many faces, i admit it. We say that the sun or the moon are beautiful, that music, flowers or colors are beautiful, but which is her principal face? I pondered many months on this question, searched in books of knowledge, philosophy and ethics, asked wise people, looked inside myself, and after nine months i discovered the answer. My answer!

Beauty has several secondary faces but one principal whitch is called WOMAN. Zorba the Greek would have agreed absolutely with this statement. Of course, we see woman's beauty as a whole but i am a guy who likes to go deep into the things, analyze them and derive the truth.

I like many parts of a woman's boby, her boobs, of course, her legs, her face, but if i want to be really honest (and i do, as you have seen from the previous chapters of this blog) i must say that the most beautiful part of a womans body, a part that for me is really holly, sacral (pardon me the possible blasphemy but i cannot hold myself, i know that i am not exaggerating at all) is her ass, her bum, buttocks, rear, posterior, fanny, seat, i can't find other words but you see what i mean, right?

This part of woman's anatomy moves me, excites me, inspires me. I can live without food, without water, without air, but i cannot live without buttocks! What do you think about my aesthetic values my friends?

PS. Of course i love anal sex, i think it's the best, but many women refuse it, i wonder why and i want your help too on the causes of this refusal.


foveriagapi 55F

1/31/2006 4:37 pm

SIR MOY.......AX AX KOLO ....TW VELIPIS KAI THELIS OLLWWWWWWWW.
GIA TW ANAL SEX


Lizie4 55F

1/31/2006 4:43 pm

oh Sirluno, you can have my buttocks hun, the question is, would you like it...not as shaped as it is supposed to be

now let us have an expirement:

1.. Imagine your cock rock hard, and someone all she wants is to play or fuck your butt (ooops sorry for the straight forward language).

2..I guess the same with women, her hardness develops around her front parts (hmmm using a better language now...) imagine her hot, horny and full of juices, and all one wants is to roam her butt hole!!! grrrrr hope this answers it all...

ADVISE TO MEN
if you love the anal, try to fuck her pussy a couple of times...please her and she wont say no for anal


Gamaosneverdies 57M

1/31/2006 7:17 pm

At last, a very good post by my (sometimes) beloved son SirLuno. I know, i know, he resembles to his mother but he has took something from me too...

Buttocks are the ultimate beauty, i agree wholeheartedly, and anal sex is the ultimate purpose of a man who respects his nature. I wonder why the poets have never writen poems who praize anal sex. I suppose that there is enough hypocrisy in poetry too.

I have heard that some women refuse anal sex, it has never happened to me so i can't help with this question. But i would like to hear what ladies have to say on that matter.


SirLuno 57M

1/31/2006 8:44 pm

Agapiti Foveria

BVEPW TO KWLO KAI TO THELO OLO! AM TI HAZOS EIMAI? TEOIO KOMMATI?

S' agapao kouklara mou kai sou stelno ta pio glyka filakia mou!


SirLuno 57M

1/31/2006 9:13 pm

Lizie, Lizaki

I like very much your scientific approach on that delicate matter.

1) One of the best orgasms that i ever had was with a girl who was practising blowjob on my "precious" (strange name for a dick, i know, lol, it reminds Talkien in a a way) and suddenly inserted a finger into my butt. I was a little bit shocked, i must admit, cause of my education, but i really liked it and the orgasm was 10 times stronger. I was young and ignorant then, i learned later that a finger in the anus can stimulate a sexual organ there, the prostate gland. This explains very well male homosexuality i think.

2) Till then i have met many girls that love anal sex and have seen them come that way, sometimes without even touching their clitoris. I admit that i have a great wonder now cause girls have not prostate gland. Can you, or anybody else in here, solve that mystery for me?

3) But some girls didn't like it at all. I have made them come plenty of times, i asked for my reward, but never received it. How do you explain that? My opinion is that they got hurt in the first time and stayed with that impression. Ok, it hurts a little bit in the beggining but after that it's great, and as the proverb says,"no pain, no gain"!


rm_barabam 57M
23 posts
1/31/2006 9:28 pm

Luno, I will get Lizaki ready for you.

I will write more soon.


23lovegreen 36F

2/1/2006 2:14 am

SIRLUNO
ANAL SEX.....WHO CAN REFUSE THAT?!I LIKE ANAL SEX.I THINK ASS,BOOBS,LEGS R VERY IMPORTANT.BUT WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT MANICURE,TEETH?THIS R NOT IMPORTANT?I THINK THEY R,AT A MAN AND WOMAN TOO.U'LL KISS A GIRL IF SHE HAS AWFUL TEETH,BUT A BEAUTIFULL BODY?

LOL
PS.BTW,I PUT A NEW PIC IN MY PROFILE,WITH MY ASS[BUT I THINK U ALREADY KNOW THAT PIC


Lizie4 55F

2/1/2006 8:48 am

BARABAM.....explain how you will get me ready for Sirluno...???? no pain please! only pleasure!!!


SirLuno 57M

2/1/2006 9:22 am

23lovegreen

Of course i know this other photo, i have aggrandize it, put a nice frame on it and it's now on the wall across my bed. It's the first think that i see when i open my eyes in the morning and the last in the night, before sleeping. How do you think that i had this admittedly great, lol, inspiration for my third posting? I admit to everyone in this private blog-room that i owe you my inspiration!

23lovegreen, i liked very much your question on that beautiful girl who has awful teeth. I am a sly, almost cunning guy, always ready to solve problems and overcome obstacles, i would turn her from the other side and take her from behind! lol.


rm_barabam 57M
23 posts
2/1/2006 4:39 pm

lizaki,
I will just follow your advise

'if you love the anal, try to fuck her pussy a couple of times...please her and she wont say no for anal'

pure pleasure, I don't like to create pain.

bara bam bam boom


SirLuno 57M

2/2/2006 2:54 am

I always wanted to be a drummer. Drummers have always the best chiks in a band, i don't know why but that's the truth. I will start practicing with my Tigani, beating the rhythm bam-bara-bam-boom on the head of an ex-friend! lol.


Peponetta 43F

2/2/2006 8:17 am

This is quite the blog Sirluno. You can fuck mine! All yours!
aaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxx


Lizie4 55F

2/2/2006 8:57 am

o Barabam boom boom bam na kratai rithmo...ke ego na girizo ton pisino mou, o Sirluno na mou to katevazi ke na arhissi na mou to rimazi.
O Barabam boom boom bam na ktipa ta drums pio dinata
ke o Sirluno na fonazi aaaxxxxx axxxxx axxxxxxxxx!!!


Lizie4 55F

2/2/2006 9:00 am

Sirluno
if you were to chose an ass
whose ASS would you chose from
all the cuties in this blog???

ha ha ha I know...write a private e-mail and tell me

FOVERI CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS DECISION!!!!

miss ya


SirLuno 57M

2/2/2006 9:04 am

Very sexy Peponetta

Thank you lady but i can reveal to you that i took great lessons from your own blog. I am sorry to tell that but i think hun that you' ve made a big mistake. You deleted all the women from your blog and you lost half of your friends, plenty of girls were writing there very nice comments. But maybe sweet lady it was a very good idea, sometimes i feel like deleting all the guys too (especially manager's long and barabam, lol). No sugar kisses for you lady, i hit you with a flower (cause you' re so ...vicious, lol.


SirLuno 57M

2/2/2006 10:37 am

Foveriaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Please help me! Lizie just asked a very difficult question, if i were to choose an ass from all the cuties in this blog, whose ass would i choose??? Of course, my cunning answer would be that in order to chose i have to try them all, but she tell's me to choose one and only.

Foveria, you know me very well, please help me to give her the right answer, i cannot make up my mind.


foveriagapi 55F

2/2/2006 12:26 pm

dear sir..
lizie has put you to a difficult task...
i will really have to think of this one...
maybe you should ask all your girls to send you ASS ONLY PHOTO...
for now..xexeexexexexeexe
it might help in your desicion..
make a list
and go from there...


foveriagapi 55F

2/2/2006 12:27 pm

lizie...
you are right fuck pussy first a little and yes you will get an nice juicy ass..mmmmmmmmmm
barbara..
cumming via anal sex...my best organism so far...i was suprsed at myself..
GIVE ME MOARE...GIVE ME MORE.
LOVE THE GREEKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


SirLuno 57M

2/2/2006 1:22 pm

Barbara

I am very tempted by your proposition and i' ll try to do my best to eplain you the mechanisms involved.

1) Look at the copulation of every animal especially of the primates. It always contains the elemant of aggression, it contains, even slighty, violence. Female surrenders to the male. It's not a human law it's a nature's law.

2)Even more than sexual stimulation, even more than orgasm, males rejoice to dominate, to control the whole situation.

3) Anal sex is usualy forbiden by many cultures as unhealthy but the main reason of this interdiction is that it provokes no pregnancy. But humans always violated the laws, you know with certainty that anal sex was very cherished in ancient Persian, Greek, Roman cultures.

4) Anus hole is very tighter than vagina and gives a very strong erotic stimulation. The male has a feeling that he "destroys" the female, that he takes her completely.

5) Another point is that the male has the feeling that the female really loves him, really adores him even if she has a little bit of pain.

6) I am very sorry hun, i have an erection now and i can't continue writing, i hope that those reasons are sufficient and that you gonna give me your anal virginity. I suppose that we gonna tell everything to our friends through that blog.

Many kisses hun, i like very much your straightforwardness, i am wanking now, for the first time in this blog, i hope that i am not going to dirty this comment, lol.


SirLuno 57M

2/2/2006 2:22 pm

Foveriaaaaaaaaa

GIVE ME MOARE ORGANISM (Pompros, Popiso) GIVE ME KWLO (Parto olo) GIVE ME PIPA (kai meta stin trypa). I REALLY LOVE YOUR SPELLING!


rm_barabam 57M
23 posts
2/2/2006 6:59 pm

lizaki , are guys included in the cutties list? I would like to post my butt photo and experience Barbara's secret gourmet recipe.

pw pw, I love butt action when everyone moves to my rythms

bara ba bam bam bam ba ba bam boom

Luno, tuxere! OLA MESA


SirLuno 57M

2/2/2006 8:48 pm

barabam

This last comment saved temporarily your problematic and dubious existence in my blog, i was ready to delete you permanently after the propositions that you made to my beloved Lizaki, lol.


SirLuno 57M

2/3/2006 3:23 am

Foveria

Thanks for your advice but i learned to be very cautious in this site and i don't trust photos anymore. If they do picture the same person that you meet (which is not always the case), they usually are 10 or 15 years old!

But you are one of the few that i trust, please send me yours!


foveriagapi 55F

2/3/2006 4:06 am

sir...what can i do about my spelling..i didn't have enough CUMPUCCINOS YESTERDAY...


SirLuno 57M

2/3/2006 6:08 am

Foveriaaaaaaa

I have a great idea about your spelling problem! Why don't we try ORAL?


Lizie4 55F

2/3/2006 8:56 am

ANONYNOUS ASS LIST

I suggest we all send Sirluno an ass pic but anonymously. He will have to choose the ass, then have a meeting in a hotel room blind folded...ha ha if you don't like her face or the rest...you are trapped!!!!

what do you think guys about this idea!


longtongelick 49M

2/3/2006 9:34 am

dear friends ladies and gentlemen
i have to remind you that Trojan war started for the sweet little virgin ass of beautiful Helen
bcz Menelaos always let her ass beging with this soft babling sound plif plof plif without satisfaction while her pussy was dry from the last drop of her hot juice and which juice had all the way wet the sweet back door made her to ask
for the instant rdlprldopllorpdlorpldpp

at this point here we have to agree with dear Lizie , start always with front part and the rest will come (if not ask somebody help )

and ask Barbara the oposite, what does it do to you girls when a man enter yr back door
that i guess will never know , simply

and the last thing
as far as i remember from my first experience where a latin girl was dancing la cubia on me waving her butt made it very easy and exciting ,someother times was almost disaster
for this reason girls dont forget to keep some oily stuff in yr bag
the rest of the lesson - at sirluno s cumfeteria in person lol

sirluno ty for yr room here


SirLuno 57M

2/3/2006 11:12 am

Lizie Lizaki

As i wrote to sexy Foveria, i don't trust photos. But your idea inspired me! Yes girls (Lizie included) you come to my Cumfeteria, you blindfold me, i sit down and i touch your asses. I will check them all for 1 min each and then i will select the one that i prefer.

Great fantazy, thank you girl, i will choose based on the roundness, the softness, the hardness, the shape, the smell, the taste and gonna make sure that i will choose the best.

Guys, while i examine their ass i will touch the boobs too (but don't tell them, it's our secret) i am a big expert and i know that a good combination is what count's the more.


SirLuno 57M

2/3/2006 11:36 am

Dear Cumfeteria's General Manager mr longgggg

I am glad to have you here. My first two postings weren't so serious and your comments were understandably small. But here in my third posting, which was very serious and scientific, i see with pleasure that your comment was very big and full of witty and spicy remarks. Your question to our beloved golden Cumfeteria's member Barbara is very interesting and i hope that she is gonna answer cause i am very curious too. But dear mr long, why don't you tell us with more details about this experience with the latin girl? Was she a dancer or just a whore? lol, how is that cubia, it resembles to salsa or not? How many times? All the times by the back door? Please tell us everything!


SirLuno 57M

2/3/2006 12:16 pm

longggg

We have historical proof now: O TROIKOS O POLEMOS EIHE AFORMI TON KOLO!!! lol.


SirLuno 57M

2/3/2006 12:36 pm

Sweet, sexy and polite Barbara

I am glad that you understood that hun, we men, even if we wear suits and adopt a very polite behavior, deep inside we are animals. Talking about me, i am a real animal and i don't even wear a suit, lol. Ok hun, we gonna do it, i am very proud that i will take your anal virginity, but listen girl, you must facilitate me a little, every time that you take a bath, touch the soap with your finger and then insert your finger into your anus. Not very deep in the beginning, just one cm. But every week you go a little bit deeper and after a month or so you must be able to insert the whole finger. Then, i will send you another comment with the following exercises, lol. Many kisses girl from SirLuno and your other friends in here.

PS. If you have any wonder don't hesitate to ask me, besides me there is long, barabam, qbert, greg, and other guys, all experts of anal matters, lol. We will be really glad to advise and consult you!


SirLuno 57M

2/3/2006 2:59 pm

NOT SO IRRELEVANT, lol

I think that the blog was a very good idea. 6 months in the rooms and i never get along an ass and two weeks here and i have a very serious proposition of anal destruction! That gives me an idea, i must advertise myself as an expert on anal deflowering. I am really qualified, handsome, experienced, very polite (when i am not in bed,lol) and i can guarantee great succes. Many girls want to try it but they don't dare, they are waiting for the right guy, many others don't like it for the wrong reasons, cause the guy with whom they' ve done it for the first time was clumsy or heavy-handed, others like it very much but don't have enough, i think that it's an excellent idea!


Laurence06200 50F

2/4/2006 1:07 am

Salut !
Je viens mettre mon petit grain de sel dans ton blog !!! je pense personnellement que le sexe anal est une etape superieure dans les relations intimes et que si une personne refuse de le faire ,quelque soit la raison , cela ne doit pas etre mal prit ou considéré. Il faut du temps et de la patience pour que la confiance s'installe entre deux personnes. Je crois vraiment aussi que c est assez personnel et que la communication et le dialogue peut parfois faire changer d'avis une personne complètement refractaire !!

Je crois que tu pourrais aussi trouver d'autres sujets de reflexion !! Toi qui a vecu en France, alors pourquoi ne pas choisir des sujets qui préoccupent tout le monde tout en sachant garder une pointe d'humour (il faut savoir rire de tout parfois) !!
Trouves nous d'autres sujets et je pourrais t ecrire des romans si tu veux (en anglais bien sur) !!

A +
Bises


Gamaosneverdies 57M

2/4/2006 8:57 am

Girls

Sirluno doesn't believe in photos (he inerited his mothr's souspiciousness) but i do! Please send me your ass pics!


SirLuno 57M

2/4/2006 10:22 am

Barbara

Something strange happens. Every time that i receive a comment of your's in this blog i have an immediate hardon without even reading it! How come? I must make unconscious associations in my mind, maybe even subconscious, i am not sure, lol.

Thanks for participating hun, you seem to like my Cumfeteria, put off your clothes girl, feel relaxed and talk with my manager. If you're not satisfied with his answers tell me, i am gonna fire him immediately! lol. Kisses hun and say Good morning to America from SirLuno.


SirLuno 57M

2/4/2006 10:36 am

longgggg

Listen manager and buddy, Barbara asked you something, but if you have a lot to do in the Cumfeteria (and i know that you are very busy, lol) don't respond to her, she is MINE! Grrrrrrrrrrr! But of course you can reply to her ( and be in danger to lose your job, lol) with a very typical and distant comment. As you see you are free to do as you like!


SirLuno 57M

2/4/2006 1:56 pm

GIRLS NO!!!!!!!!

Please don't do it! Last week my father Gamaos had a heart attack when he opened rare's profile and saw the photo with her buttocks. Please don't kill him. He is may be a terrible old man but he is my father and i don't wanna lose him. And Foveria, please, stop teasing him. He is in danger! I pray to God that he is not gonna open 23lovegreen's profile now... OMG i am affraid, he is too excited, he even bought 10 Viagra packs, just in case...


SirLuno 57M

2/4/2006 7:19 pm

Laurence

Merci beaucoup que tu es venue mettre ton grain de sel dams mon blog. j' adore ta sensibilite, et ta politesse et je suis entierement d' accord avec ce que tu me racontes, en realite je deteste faire du mal ou m' imposer a celui avec qui je fais l' amour. Mais pourquoi ne pas l' ecrire en Anglais pour que tout le monde comprenne? Tu le parles courament. Ce serait une bonne occasion de donner un aspect plus serieux avec ton avis la dessus et les commentaires possibles.

Ecoute cherie, je veux surtour rigoler avec ce blog et pour l' instant ca va bien de ce cote la. Je fais surtout de la parodie et du burlesque - je suis grand fana des Marx Brothers - et le gens, apparement, aiment ca. Je decouvre moi meme avec qui je parle ici, j'ai commence comme ca et je verrai comment il va se passer. Mais j' aimerais beaucoup entendre tes propositions. Gros bisous cheri, j' aime beaucoup ta presence ici, j' espere te revoir souvent.


23lovegreen 36F

2/5/2006 3:43 am

GAMAOSNEVERDIES
U ASK ALL GIRLS TO SEND THEIR PICS WITH ASS.IF U WANT A PIC WITH MINE....COME HERE.....U CAN SEE CLOSELY.U CAN TOUCH,FEEL,LICK,FUCK FOR HOW MANY HRS U WANT.


23lovegreen 36F

2/5/2006 3:48 am

SIRLUNO
DON'T WORRY FOR YR DAD....I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.....
MY BEST ASS-FUCKING...


foveriagapi 55F

2/6/2006 6:34 am

Sir...
Oral as in Pipwlla....you know i have a sexy voice..but now with the cell phones in greece...ooooooooo no more phone sex
get ready photos are on there way.


Peponetta 43F

2/6/2006 8:44 am

Sirluno
I gather, you kind of discuss me with other people or ladies in the greek room, otherwise why would make mention why I deleted all the ladies from my blog. The reply is, it is my blog, it is my profile, it is my businnes and my choice. You may remove me from your blogs as well, no offence.


Lizie4 55F

2/8/2006 1:50 pm

Sirluno

How old is your dad????!!!! minding the fact he is got the viagra now, i may be interested in him!


quirks5 71M

2/13/2006 12:55 pm

Frankly Sir I am shocked!. You did not understand evolution or nature. If you find a lady willing to admit you in wrong entrance may I suggest using a condom? Otherwise the risk of infection is enormous. For me this too much reminds of gay practices and you know I am no fan of that. Good luck.


rm_qbert12 43M
116 posts
2/14/2006 12:03 pm

Sir,

I envy you because you are getting all the ladies!! Have fun my man!!!


SirLuno 57M

2/16/2006 11:38 pm

Peponetta

I liked very much your blog, you know i wrote funny remarks there, i really enjoyed it. But i don't understand why you deleted all the ladies comments from your blog. Some of them were my friends and their comments were always polite and smart. I do understand that you must have your valid reasons, that's why i asked. I realize now that something got you steamed up and you don't wanna talk. I respect that. I don't wanna remove you from my blogs, you are always welcome here. Although i had a lot of them here in AdultFriendFinder, i still like mystery girls and i swear to God that i am gonna solve all the mysteries.

Karpouzettos, lol.


SirLuno 57M

2/16/2006 11:52 pm

quirks

Comme on man, how is it possible to use a condom on 23lovegreen's lovely ass? It will be an offence, a sin, and i don't wanna go to hell. With the condom you lose half of the pleasure and this is a very big sin!

And why you talk about wrong entrance? You know, we Greeks build a whole civilization using primarily this entrance. Pls, don't devaluate history's lessons! Remember Parthenon, Acropolis, Delphe, Mycene, Monastiraki, Souvlaki, and other Greek achievements, this "wrong" entrance was the inspiration behind all those! lol.


SirLuno 57M

2/17/2006 3:29 am

qbert

Please don't envy me, i was in the hospital cause of an adultery affair. Besides, i have all the girls here,yes, but strictly in theory!


quirks5 71M

2/17/2006 10:11 am

    Quoting SirLuno:
    quirks

    Comme on man, how is it possible to use a condom on 23lovegreen's lovely ass? It will be an offence, a sin, and i don't wanna go to hell. With the condom you lose half of the pleasure and this is a very big sin!

    And why you talk about wrong entrance? You know, we Greeks build a whole civilization using primarily this entrance. Pls, don't devaluate history's lessons! Remember Parthenon, Acropolis, Delphe, Mycene, Monastiraki, Souvlaki, and other Greek achievements, this "wrong" entrance was the inspiration behind all those! lol.
Sorry don't want to say anything nasty about 23love sweetheart here but in general with a man doing that you will go to hell when he is HIV-positive. You don't care for your precious Takis?
The BIG difference with reality is, in cyber here you can do ANYTHING you like and I do mean ANYTHING!
Monastiraki, Souvlaki hahahaha my ass.


rm_gregsenna 52M

2/18/2006 11:25 am

a good old friend had allways the motto: ashole is the cunt of the future .I think he was right lol


SirLuno 57M

2/19/2006 2:55 am

greg

I think that your friend is a genious! I am trying to live that future thing right now but i am desperaste, very few girls like it. Have you got any ideas that might help me?


Peponetta 43F

2/20/2006 8:26 am

Sirluno:

I had a valid reason, that's why all female blogs were deleted from my blog.

Who are your friends, and why do you expect me to care about them? Your friends aren't my friends.

You promised to meet up for coffee, you never responded. I sent you my face pics, you made no comments.

oh well, no problem. I hooked up with an Italian and I am having a great time, so don't expect me to deal with AdultFriendFinder issues.

My apologies to the ladies for deleting their comments.
Good luck everyone
Peponetta


SirLuno 57M

2/20/2006 9:19 am

Dear Peponetta

I am very sorry for the warlike tone, or nuance, of our argument. Although i have promised to blank out the comments who reveal personal informations, i will make an exception here to show you my respect.

I liked very much your blog and your witty comments. Two girls who participate with great success in my blog too, went to yours and wrote nice comments. I was astonished to see that you deleted all women's comments from your blog, that's why i asked. I admit that it was a mistake to ask you that publicly and i apologize, you had your valid reasons and my friends are not your friends. But allow me to say that they tried to be your friends by writing nice and funny comments to your blog. Anyway, i don't know what happened, maybe i ' ll learn some day but now i really don't know.

I feel like a jerk now, revealing personal informations, but when i promised to meet you i had many other flirts and serious - i assure you very real - problems, big ones. To make short a big story, i wasn't serious enough with you and i apologize one more time. But i want you to know that i receive plenty of fake fotos, all the time, i am rather a playful guy by nature and girls like to tease me. Other girls want you to adore and worship them for months, giving only promises, so, i am not all the time sure that some story is real or just fantasy or play. To tell you ALL the truth, i suspected then (apparently without good reason) that you were a fake profile, probaly a guy.

I hope that you understand my point and that you gonna forgive me. I promise that i am gonna make a new start with you, hoping this time to win your friendship. You can easily show me if you understand my point of view and my sincerity by participating to my blog, i miss you there and i have new, and i think very funny, postings.

Thanks for your apologies to the ladies, i wish you the best with the Italian guy.


23lovegreen 36F

2/20/2006 12:24 pm

QUIRKS
I KNOW WHEN TO USE A CONDOM.ALWAYS AT THE BEGINING,U DON'T TRUST IN ANYBODY,EVEN IF THEY TELL U THEY R VERY CLEAN AND HEALTH.AGREEEE WITH U....


SirLuno 57M

2/20/2006 1:22 pm

Scared 23lovegreen

I voted against your last comment and it's the first time that it happens. But i do understand your point, you never know. But i feel that you don't trust me and i wanna punish you. But i respect your desires too. But i don't like what i respect. But i like you. What's my solution? I am gonna make sex to you without any kind of respect, i am gonna be rude and violent, worst than my father! But without respect means without condom, lol. What do you think of that?


SirLuno 57M

2/20/2006 1:31 pm

Pirolow

Welcome to the club, thanks for your comment. I don't remember vaginas but i always remember some asses, they are really the quintessence of female beauty. Thank heaven we have memories man...


SirLuno 57M

2/20/2006 4:15 pm

quirks

I really don't understand you. You don't like my blog, after the silly Elso's 47 comments you are always asking for demande de revue on innocent or hilarious comments, can you explain to me why you keep coming here? Nobody obliges you.

I won't delete you, i am a very patient guy, but really i don't understand. If you have something against me please try to explain yourself.

And one last thing. Have you read the AdultFriendFinder regulations on the blogs? Why do you reveal publicly my real name? It's a game man but it has it's rules, if we don't respect them it's no more a game but something else. I don't want war in here, i assure you, if you want, you have my e-mail address, like most people in here, and you can insult me there if you like, but please, keep my blog clean from this kind of behavior.


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
2/20/2006 4:27 pm

Yo, Sir!
I've got a little something that might be of interest (and certainly is quite a bit of a kinky laugh).
A little book:
Its named
"Το βιβλιδάριο των οπισθίων", (The little book of buttocks) by Theodore Ioannidis

Περιγραφή: Μια σύντομη, αλλά και μακραίωνη αναδρομή στους τρόπους με τους οποίους επιστήμες και μύθοι, θρησκείες και πολιτική, καλές τέχνες, φιλοσοφία και διαφήμιση, εξυμνούν ή καταδικάζουν, ενώ ταυτόχρονα εκμεταλλεύονται την ακαταμάχητη γοητεία των οπισθίων...

I think you should invest your precious 15 Eurobucks or something on it, I think it's worth it.
I once bought it at ElVen Airport, waiting for a delayed Olympic flight (yes, really, Olympic was delayed! ). If anything, everyone in the lounge was staring at me all the time! LOL!

Cheers!
Aen


SirLuno 57M

2/20/2006 5:09 pm

Aen

I don't know this little book but i am very interested, as you guess i am a true buttocks worshipper. Can you tell me please the editions name?


23lovegreen 36F

2/20/2006 11:54 pm

SIRLUNO
DON'T TELL ME THAT U NEVER USED A CONDOM!!

WITH U I'LL NEVER USE A CONDOM.....OF COURSE.


SirLuno 57M

2/21/2006 1:32 am

23lovegreen

Yes of course i have used condoms (i've been obliged to, lol) but i really hate them, i believe that they cut half of the pleasure. But i am really touched by your offer, sweet kisses for you hun.


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
2/21/2006 10:55 am

SirLuno,
Thanks for your advertising support
Really appreciate it
As for the book,check this link out:
http://AdultFriendFinder.com=7922


Peponetta 43F

2/21/2006 11:08 am

Huh, this is getting interesting.
I am not fake
You saw my face pics and also I have a camera. You chose not to respond to my invitation to meet up with me. I respect your concerns and thanks for the explanations.
I had no intention to hurt any ladies.
I apologize to FoveriAgapi and to Rareview (I don't even know them, I just trust they will read this). They are not the reason I deleted all females from my blog. I will refrain from mentioning the problematic woman's name, she wrote something offensive in my blog, and I bet none of you had the chance to read it. Please, stop judging without knowing.
I am considering deleting my blog, I never thought it would bring such a dispute.


SirLuno 57M

2/21/2006 11:31 am

Peponetta

I thought it was over. It's ok hun, things like that happen all the time in AdultFriendFinder, i am happy that we found a way out, henceforth we gonna laugh but pls give your advice too sometimes cause i see that you are a sex expert! LOL. Kisses hun.


SirLuno 57M

2/22/2006 6:51 am

idoljane

It is obvious that we don't share the same kind of humor. Yes girl i have difficulties keeping it up with a condom, are you satisfied now? Thanks for your kindness, farewell.

PS. I really don't understand why you keep returning here.


SirLuno 57M

2/22/2006 7:16 am

2timesful

Thanks for your polite words, lol. But tell me man, if my blog is so much HIV positive why are you coming here to throw your poison? What's the motive behind your appearance? The need to purify the bad blogs? Are you AdultFriendFinder's Jesuit or cop? The need to appear better by critisizing others? You don't have other things to deal with and you spend your precious time in unworthy blogs... Once more, i don't understand...


SirLuno 57M

2/22/2006 7:40 am

Idoljane and 2timesful wrote disgusting, petty and abominable comments and they are permanently banned from my blog. I don't know them and i never invited them here.


Lizie4 55F

2/22/2006 5:34 pm

Interesting War with Peponetta!!!
I don't even remember if i visited your blog, but I wont I promise
Peponetta I erased my blogs and I am one happy girl now. Cheer up lady, A F F has its ups and downs, let us all be one united group. I hate arguments anyway!


SirLuno 57M

2/22/2006 7:36 pm

Lizaki

Oute ego eida pote to blog sou. Ksero omos oti isoun lypimeni tote. Ela more, den aksizei na halame toso poly tis kardies mas gia gomenodouleies!


SirLuno 57M

2/23/2006 6:22 am

This posting started as a Lecture on Beauty but degenerated into a battlefield. I can understand arguing with friends or lovers, or even with people who wrote absolutely thoughtless, stupid comments, but i cannot understand totally unknown to me persons who came in here and started critisizing aggressively (or rather violently) everywhere, in all my postings and finally insulted me. A lady insulted me because she didn't liked the photo of my first posting. What do you think? Can it be a valid reason for attacking and even insulting somebody or is it just a pretense? I am inclined to choose the second.


Lizie4 55F

2/23/2006 1:43 pm

Sirluno
I suspect resentment because your blogs are awesome and are doing so well.
If you know how to use the ignore button, you will get rid of all the bugs!


Lizie4 55F

2/23/2006 1:47 pm

MY BLOG
Ha ha ha yes my blog was written and read by me, that was enough
and I deleted it!
No need for a blog as I see people may use your page to just throw fire on you.
On the other hand, I enjoy reading yours
Lizie likes to smile!


rm_gregsenna 52M

2/23/2006 2:05 pm

ena thema piges na anaptyxseis sir peri omorfias tou kwlou kai to kaname KWLOS lollol lol lol


SirLuno 57M

2/23/2006 5:04 pm

hahaha greg

Sygharitiria filarako, popo poly mou arese afto pou mou egrapses, telika auto to posting perti omorfias itan to pio epityhimeno, egine kolos pragmatika, lol.


SirLuno 57M

2/23/2006 5:28 pm

Lizie, Lizaki

I like to smile too but sometimes i growl and now i roar! lol. Although my favorite TV show is Rowan Atkinson's "Black Adder" (one of the few things that i agree with my father), i do hate snakes.


SirLuno 57M

2/24/2006 12:31 pm

Lizie

What do you mean by "my blog was written and read by me, that was enough and I deleted it" You never told us that you had a blog!


rm_Smokey5481 36M
96 posts
2/25/2006 4:39 pm

Sir I can say from my experience that most girls want a bit of both.
Start with the pussy and once there nice and friendly give it to them in the ass. That always works best.

Yours sincerly Gregory Mikez A.K.A smokey5481


SirLuno 57M

2/26/2006 12:53 am

Smokey

Yes you're right, i know, but one of my favorite fantasies is to take a woman from behind without passing from the front door. I know that it sounds absurd, daffy and cuckoo but i like very much this fantasy when a girl irritates me and makes me angry.


Gamaosneverdies 57M

2/26/2006 8:05 am

hello

As i don't feel very comfortable here, i am thinking about creating my own blog! What do you think?


SirLuno 57M

2/26/2006 2:42 pm

Father

Please don't! I allow you to come here twice a week and talk with your friends (Lizie, 23lovegreen, everybody else hates you, lol) about your problems or analyze and resolve your ideas.


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
2/26/2006 5:03 pm

Hello old man,
Well, my humble opinion (hadn't written this line for years, lol )is that you'd better "katseis st' avga sou" and stick around this one blog. I think that your welcome -or even unwelcome- interventions within this blog would be much more fun, unexpected and controversial than a blog of your own. And, after all, Schizophrenia never expresses itself in tandem, if you know what I mean...


SenioraRenata 42F

2/26/2006 10:43 pm

Takes an experienced good ass fucker guy to fuck your ass! Most guys don't know how to do it, so women are obsessed least it causes them pain.


Gamaosneverdies 57M

2/27/2006 3:52 am

hello young (and in all likelihood thoughtless, lol) man

I have not understood clearly your comment. If you like my interventions, that means that i am worthy to have a blog of my own, right? And if you don't like them, that means that if i go to my own blog you will feel better!

I don't know, i am not decided yet. To create my own blog i need friends but as i understand day by day, i have none. Only some goodhearted (and possibly very horny) young ladies seem to like me but i am not sure that it's not another SirLuno's trick.

I will be back (you can be sure, lol).


SirLuno 57M

2/27/2006 10:35 am

Seniora

Yes of course, but how did a guy becomes experienced? By hurting women's asses until he becomes experienced. It applies here too: No pain, no Gain! lol.


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
2/27/2006 11:18 am

Poor old Gamaos,
What I'm saying is that (in my more humble than ever opinion ) your personality will be less fun and controversial in a separate blog of your own.
OF course, you can always prove me false.
Hence I rest my case and wait for the results
C ya (somewhere...)
Aen


Gamaosneverdies 57M

2/27/2006 12:51 pm

Poor young Aen

You don't know my plethoric personality. I can be more fun in a blog where i can write whenever i wish. You see what happens now? SirLuno authorize me to write only in the old postings, i am not allowed to the new ones!

Anyway, it's not your fault young man, excuse my previous tone but i am a very sad talented old man... And i must thank you because you, at least, speak to me, the old man (and the sea, nice novel, lol).


23lovegreen 36F

2/27/2006 3:54 pm

GAMAOSNEVERDIES
I'D LIKE TO READ YR BLOG AND PUT A COMMENT THERE........WHAT R U WAITING FOR?! MAKE A BLOG MY GAMAOS...


Lizie4 55F

2/27/2006 4:51 pm

Mr GamaosNeverDiesandNeverGivesUp

Take the advice of the expert! Don't start any blogs. It takes a lot of time consuming. I suggest you remain here, this is for free. Your Son pays the rent and the utilities of the "Cumfeteria" so why bother Rent Another Room? WINK


SirLuno 57M

2/28/2006 7:59 am

LOL

Doing the Dishes...

A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner.

"This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.

"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline.

The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan).

That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm.

"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go.

The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet.

So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.

"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence.

Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the damn dishes."


Gamaosneverdies 57M

2/28/2006 9:03 am

23lovegreen-Lizie

Girls, i am confused now. Why you don't make up your mind? But i think that Lizie is right, i will stay here. 23lovegreen, excuse me but i cannot afford the expenses, you can write to me here.


SirLuno 57M

2/28/2006 9:24 am

Oh father, i think that it was a very good idea to leave my blog and go create your own. Why didi you changed your mind?


23lovegreen 36F

2/28/2006 11:26 pm

GAMAOSNEVERDIES
AS U SEE SIRLUNO AGREE WITH ME..............U CAN CREATE YR OWN BLOG AND U CAN COME HERE TOO....


SirLuno 57M

3/1/2006 3:46 am

sweet 23lovegreen

Yes, i want him out of here!


Gamaosneverdies 57M

3/1/2006 8:09 am

Ha, ha, ha

I understood clearly my son's cunning plan, he want's me out of here and i choose to STAY!

PS. By the way, nice joke with the vaseline, lol.


rm_Wisefuck7 52M

3/1/2006 12:06 pm

Quoting Sir's words:
"This part of woman's anatomy moves me, excites me, inspires me. I can live without food, without water, without air, but i cannot live without buttocks! What do you think about my aesthetic values my friends?"

I think you need to be locked in Armani's model changing rooms, without food and water for five days. Released you get on the sixth day and presented immediately afterwards to six super-models sitting on their four on the floor, with their beautiful tight round asses stuck up "looking at you kid ...". I will be there too holding a bottle of cool water. Take your pick Sir ... (Between us, that will definitely cure you for ever!!!)


SirLuno 57M

3/1/2006 1:00 pm

Dear Wise

OMG, you got me there my friend. Of course i will pick water first from your hands, but guess my second choice... But Wise, you had to torture me to get the truth! lol. Ok man, i exaggerate a little bit sometimes, but i assure you that i really like buttocks, they inspire me! Here is my favorit's list:

1)Buttocks
2)Blowjob
3)Plato
4)Gibran
5)Gurdjieff
6)AC/DC
7)Wittgenstein
Debord
9)Panionara
10)SirLuno's blog, lol.


Lizie4 55F

3/1/2006 5:04 pm

MrGamaosNeverDiesandAlwaysRules

STAYYYYYYYYYYYY

we won!

I will even bring my mother here soon, it is cheaper than creating new blogs


Tromara 48F

3/1/2006 5:38 pm

Here I am, reading the "ass" blog and getting chills up and down my spine.

Once and only once i got it up the rear..My puerto rican boyfriend in college thought it'd be a good idea.

Well let me tell you..I howled at the moon that night. That fucker was thick and 11 inches long.

Someone hypnotize me so i can remember his fkn phone number. Pabloooooo where are you?????


SirLuno 57M

3/2/2006 4:18 am

Tromara

You were very young then, it hurted you but it is obvious from your comment that it left you a sweet memory. Now you are mature and you must add this part of pleasure to your life. I undertake to show you the pleasures of anal sex when you come to Greece and you gonna comment here about our professor/student experience.


SirLuno 57M

3/2/2006 4:20 am

Lizie-Lizaki

I have to remind you that you won a battle, not the war!


Gamaosneverdies 57M

3/2/2006 7:17 am

miss Lizie

I really like you, thank you very much sweet girl. I would like to meet your mother, but girl you must know that i am in love with you! If you don't believe the old man read this:

She sure ain't easy
but i' ll try my best with miss Lizie

I never wrote a poem in my whole life, this is my first try. But what made me write those inspired words? Have you noticed the rhyme easy-Lizie? How do you find it? SirLuno would be incapable to find it!


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/2/2006 4:48 pm

Gamaos...
Never underestimate the powers of the enemy (or your son, makes no difference! LOL!)
I'm sure he could come up with something even worse than that, anytime!
Lizie, here's what you gotta do: Let Dr. jeckyl and Mr. hyde resolve their family disputes, and come help me with my exploration of the epitome of women's beauty. I'm sure SirLuno is gonna claim his copyright, but by now he must be very busy exchanging crochets and uppercuts with gamaos, so...
Let's get down to it!
Aen


Tromara 48F

3/2/2006 5:27 pm

I'm going to start excersizing out my ass from now...I'll learn all the current relaxation techniques there are.

Just promise to be gentle. I'm getting my ticket to Greece sometime this month! Renewing the passport should be added to the list as well.


SirLuno 57M

3/3/2006 3:33 am

Tromaroula

You' ve made the right decision. Now on your life gonna be different, with more pleasure and peak experiences. As for practising, that's a good idea. Try to insert your finger for a week or so while masturbating. Next week insert a pensil. Then a carrot, then a cucumber. If it's all right with cucumber, you are ready for Siluno's salami! lol. Sweet kisses for you my anal queen!


organic_scandals 57M/57M

3/3/2006 1:41 pm

Lol SirLuno, i liked your list.


Tromara 48F

3/3/2006 6:49 pm

Ok, I'll take the instructions you've suggested and put them to work asap!!!!

Which cucumbers do you reseble?? Long and thin or short and thick??

P.S. As i've mentioned before, i suffer from add...which blog am I commenting on again?


SirLuno 57M

3/4/2006 12:26 am

Tromara

I 'm sending you a rubber model of my venerable penis for practice exercises. Don't worry about the blog on which you are commenting, everybody (author included) get's lost after page three.


SirLuno 57M

3/4/2006 4:46 am

Scandal

Thanks. My list is hugger-mugger of course, really messy, it could be much longer, but it's true and honest. I like heteroclite things and i am proud of it. When i see too much coherence i am always sure that there is something nasty in the woodshed, something false. The more coherent guy in history was Stalin,if you see what i mean.


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/4/2006 11:06 am

**No offence Tromara, this is completely out of your context... **
Sir, ever heard the joke about the gay guy, the grocer and the cucumber?
Now, tromara, this is relevant with your context:
I suggest you also practice with some spicy coatings on the rubber dummy. Salamis contain lotsa pepper, and from what I've read around this site, SirLuno is as hot as a SOUTZOUKI!
Cheers everyone,
Aen


Lizie4 55F

3/4/2006 4:05 pm

Blashes!!!! and doesn't know what to do or say, after Mr GamaosNeverDies confesses his loves to Lizie!!!!

Just hope Sirluno didn't read what his dad just told me.

.........and i wonder what do i tell my mother now, when she is already in the airplane on her way to Sirluno's Cumfeteria, to check on Mr GamaosNeverDies.

We may have to hook her with Sirluno as you resemble so much


SirLuno 57M

3/5/2006 4:18 am

Lizie-Lizaki

Believe it or not but i am still in complete control of all the conspiracies that weave in my blog. My father helped me a lot in the arrest and punishment of a notorious SAS agent and i give you to him as a present. But don't care about your mother, i will take care of her (finally i resemble to my father too). Finally, the most unlucky guys in here are me and pirolow, lol.


SirLuno 57M

3/5/2006 8:56 am

Aen

I don't know the joke, please tell me


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/6/2006 12:53 pm

I can't guarantee this particular joke being quite that funny in English, but i'll give it a try. So here it goes:

A gay guy walks into the grocer's:
-Hi Grocer, i want a cucumber
-Here you are...
-Oh, I don't like this one, gimme another one. It's way too thick
-OK, how 'bout this one?
-No-no! Too short!
-This one?
-Maybe a tad longer and thicker...

**The Grocer's patience is beginning to go...**
-OK, check this out...
-Grocer, don't you understand? I want a fucking cucumber about "this" long and "that" thick. Can't you find me what I want?

**Now the Grocer is just a click before going amok. Searches the whole stall and then produces THE cucumber**

"This should do the trick" he says, his voice trembling with anger
-Oh, yes! That's it! I love you, Grocer!
-At last! Do you also want me to slice it for you, maybe?
-Fuck you, Grocer! I've got an asshole, not a piggybank!

The end...
Aen.


SirLuno 57M

3/6/2006 8:34 pm

Aen

It sure loses in English but thank you very much my friend for writing it to us. I dedicate to you a joke on blonde's logic.

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you
think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida...?????"


Lizie4 55F

3/8/2006 10:20 pm

AEN - Sirluno

i love jokes and yours have a great sense of humor


Gamaosneverdies 57M

3/9/2006 4:52 am

miss Lizie

Aen's and SirLuno's jokes are nothing compared to mine. Take that:

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you".


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/9/2006 3:06 pm

Gamaos?
Sometimes i wonder which one is more rusty: your sense of humour or the old tin dramamin tube that you treasure from WW II and still use for stashing your viagra pills.
To my disappoinment, your last post tends towards your rusty tube...
Ah, well, those oldsters seem to keep up...

On the other hand, why, oh why, do I have the impression that you're into starting a blonde flame war in the blog? Hmmm... That would be interesting!

Cheers everyone!
Aen.


Gamaosneverdies 57M

3/9/2006 7:35 pm

Aen-SirLuno

Ok, let's ask miss Lizie who's joke was the best!


SirLuno 57M

3/9/2006 8:40 pm

ok guys, take another one:

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
"How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


SirLuno 57M

3/9/2006 8:49 pm

Lizie asked me on page one which ass would i choose. I still don't know!


SirLuno 57M

3/10/2006 5:21 am

Finally, all alone in a blog page!


Gamaosneverdies 57M

3/10/2006 5:59 am

SirLuno

No son, you' re not alone, your father is here! No girls to distract and separate us...


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/10/2006 7:04 am

Not for long!
Cheers!


SirLuno 57M

3/10/2006 8:49 am

Aen, lol, can you take my father to a strip show please?


Peponetta 43F

3/10/2006 8:43 pm

It was very quiet in here and i came take a rest but i see 3 guys in the twilight...


SirLuno 57M

3/10/2006 10:37 pm

Welcome Peponetta, my daddy and Aen are leaving now, come and sit next to me...


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/11/2006 4:32 am

Peponetta! Good to see you again

SirLuno,
We had a ball last night with Gamaos...
This kavlomagouras proved himself to be a hell of a party animal!
At dawn I left him stuck in the cleavage of a busty Ukranian. I hope she doesn't knock him out for good...
Why don't you check on him before it's too late?
I really dunno if his heart can take that...
Cheers!
Aen


SirLuno 57M

3/11/2006 7:55 am

Yes Peponetta, the young guy and the old man gonna leave now, you know hun? this is MY BLOG! lol


Gamaosneverdies 57M

3/11/2006 8:19 am

hello Peponeta, we can leave those young guys here and take a walk together ...the night is beautiful ... the moon is full ... and high ... and i have an erection without Viagra ...


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/11/2006 9:07 am

Gamaos!
You're back?!? Glad you made it!
So, how was Jovanna? Did she made her salt worth? Or she didn't even have to?
To tell you the truth, it's still hard for me to believe thar you survived, let alone have the power to go online and vivit the blog! lol
Cheers, kavlomagouras!
Aen


Gamaosneverdies 57M

3/14/2006 7:11 am

Aen

Jovanna is cleaning the house now, SirLuno is out with his friends and i take advantage to answer to you. Listen young man, i am approaching my 60's i don't have much to live, probably less than 40 more years, and i decided to get married once more. Jovanna is a poor 26 years old Ukranian who needs affection, sympathy, love, help. I Can give her all those things, i have a good heart you know...


SirLuno 57M

3/15/2006 7:05 am

Daddy

If you want to marry with jovanna that's fine with me, no problem. But i inform you that you've got to find your own house. Not enough room in MY house.


organic_scandals 57M/57M

3/15/2006 11:13 am

Gamaos

Yes man, marry her. We vant a Russian mother of Sirluno.


SirLuno 57M

3/15/2006 9:39 pm

Scandal

I want a Russian girlfriend but no mother, thanks.


SirLuno 57M

3/17/2006 11:43 am

Father Gamaosneverdies

You always liked Dostoievski, why don't you move to Russia with Jovanna?


GamaossNeverDies 81M

3/17/2006 5:54 pm

Son

I don't consider marriage with her. She want's it 3 times a day and i can do it 3 times a week. I am a dirty old man but i am not a fool.


SirLuno 57M

3/17/2006 6:25 pm

Father

Talk to her about me and i will tell good things about you to Foveria, Tromara and of course missLizie


Tromara 48F

3/19/2006 6:39 pm

Since there are jokes on page 5, i'm adding this one here!
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


Tromara 48F

3/19/2006 6:42 pm

Big Daddy Congrats on the new hottie in your life. Now i have to figure out a way to move on.


GamaossNeverDies 81M

3/20/2006 1:16 am

Tromara

This girl is out of my life, i need someone more mature...


SirLuno 57M

3/20/2006 2:26 pm

Tromara

Thanks for the joke, very nice.


organic_scandals 57M/57M

3/20/2006 2:58 pm

To tell the truth, i don't want Gamaos married cause he is gonna leave from this blog.


SirLuno 57M

3/20/2006 4:14 pm

Does someone remember that we were talking about buttocks in here? lol


Adultfun94 54M/F
7 posts
3/20/2006 4:31 pm

Really good blonde jokes on page 5.


SirLuno 57M

3/20/2006 4:45 pm

Organic

It's better for him to leave, he gets frustrated in here.


Tromara 48F

3/21/2006 5:36 am

We're talking about rear ends, quite right!!

I have no comment on my rear end which i wish to share!! It's large and it's hard for me to shop for underwear and jeans. SirLuno can you recommend anything?


SirLuno 57M

3/21/2006 6:05 am

Tromara

The best exercise that i know for copious buttocks is anal sex. I am more than eager to try it with you girl and i promise to you miracles! I don't need more than a month but we will have to do it every day! lol. A lot of kisses for you hun, my family loves you.


GamaossNeverDies 81M

3/21/2006 8:20 am

Tromara

I will never touch you there, i promise! No, i don't promise, i swear before God!


Tromara 48F

3/21/2006 10:44 am

OK I'll be with SirLuno every day, only to get in my excersizes.

With Big Daddy i'll be every night, since that's the time i will spend recuperating from said excersizes.

How's that sound?

P.S. where is everybody else???


SirLuno 57M

3/21/2006 11:21 am

Tromara

I think that you found an equitable solution, for night and day, you're not gonna lack in orgasms hun, lol. If by everybody else you mean qbert, he is in the hospital, i hited him with Tigani!


GamaossNeverDies 81M

3/21/2006 1:37 pm

Night is beter than day! (for sex i mean)


23lovegreen 36F

3/22/2006 8:11 am

<<<<<<<<<-----A GOOD LECTURE ON BEAUTY......MY BUTTOCKS..


rm_qbert12 43M
116 posts
3/22/2006 8:36 am

Did someone mention SEXERCISE?

Sex is GREAT WHENEVER!!!!!!!!


SirLuno 57M

3/22/2006 9:57 am

23lovegreen

It's a piece of Art hun, perfect. The only drawback is that i am very jealous of your boyfriend.


SirLuno 57M

3/22/2006 3:17 pm

qbert

I AGREE WITH YOU!


23lovegreen 36F

3/23/2006 1:37 am

I THINK MANY PPL R JEALOUS OF MY BF...

THE BEST [S]EXERCISE......SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX*******
*****************AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*****************


SirLuno 57M

3/23/2006 9:17 am

23lovegreen

Tigani for your boyfriend! lol.


23lovegreen 36F

3/24/2006 12:32 am

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((......


SirLuno 57M

3/24/2006 2:53 am

23lovegreen

Sorry hun, it was an accident, this Tigani was ment for your boyfriend's head, nt your's. lol.


Tromara 48F

3/24/2006 8:07 am

axxxxxxxx afta ta tigania!!!


MissLizie 55F

3/24/2006 9:53 am

.....especially when is doen with the Boss


Tromara 48F

3/24/2006 4:39 pm

Who did what with the boss???


23lovegreen 36F

3/24/2006 10:56 pm

YES I KNOW...........AND I DON'T LIKE....


SirLuno 57M

3/25/2006 6:57 am

23lovegreen

What is this big knob on your head? lol


GamaossNeverDies 81M

3/25/2006 7:47 am

Who is the boss of this blog?


SirLuno 57M

3/25/2006 2:23 pm

Father

I am the boss of this blog! You're just the guy who inspired me to write a blog.


Tromara 48F

3/25/2006 5:04 pm

Can I be the Manager???

With all the perks please.


SirLuno 57M

3/25/2006 10:54 pm

Tromara

Yes you can be the manager but i am affraid that there are no perks in here (unless you mean Gamaosneverdies, lol).


SirLuno 57M

3/26/2006 12:10 am

I hope that i made it clear that i am the boss in here


GamaossNeverDies 81M

3/26/2006 3:45 am

...and i am the father of the boss. Do you hear? lol.


SirLuno 57M

3/26/2006 4:28 am

I hope that mom doesn't discover AdultFriendFinder and come here to declare: I am the mother of the boss! lol


Tromara 48F

3/26/2006 6:11 pm

Hi MOM Hi DAD

Tromara edo.


SirLuno 57M

3/27/2006 1:43 am

Tromara

Tromara sou... (it's an old expression not so much in use in our days)


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/27/2006 3:24 pm

Glad to see it's becoming a family affair
So, we've got the boss, the boss's father, boss's mom is on her way, we have the manager...
Hmmm... Can I be the dirty accountant?
Cheers!
Aen


SirLuno 57M

3/28/2006 5:33 am

Aen

Accountant ok but why dirty?


Tromara 48F

3/28/2006 6:03 am

Accountant you are, but only if i can see the second set of books you'll be keeping...

My Dear SirLuno, so naive..tsk tsk tsk


MissLizie 55F

3/28/2006 10:18 pm

Talking about moms

Sirluno did you ever think of bringing your mom here to join your blogs. It would be fun to see her reaction and points of view.


SirLuno 57M

3/29/2006 1:29 am

MissLizie

I am not bringing my mother here cause i am affraid of a heart attack.


GamaossNeverDies 81M

3/29/2006 2:12 am

If you bring her here i am leaving!


Mocha_No_Cream 54F

3/30/2006 9:02 am

At least Lizie brought me here
Her twin sister for those who don't know me


!!! Y E T !!!


SirLuno 57M

3/30/2006 9:54 am

Mocha

Your sister is very sexy (fantastic blowjobs) how about you?


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/30/2006 10:22 am

Trom?
My second books you said?
Well, sure! The only thing is they contain no numbers...
Aen


Tromara 48F

3/30/2006 5:44 pm

HMMMM no numbers in the second set, What do they contain instead, Aen.

Doesn't matter, just show them to me!!


GamaossNeverDies 81M

3/31/2006 7:11 am

Tromara

I have a third book! Fool of mysteries...


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
3/31/2006 12:16 pm

Tromara,
Gamaossssss' book if FOOL of mysteries, but mine is FULL of thrills!
The choice is yours!
LOL!
Cheers!
Aen...


SirLuno 57M

3/31/2006 12:36 pm

My blog is full of fools!


GamaossNeverDies 81M

3/31/2006 9:50 pm

My book contain's one and only number: 69!


SirLuno 57M

4/1/2006 3:43 am

Tromara

Aen's book is full with nude pics! He call's them thrills. lol


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
4/1/2006 6:30 am

My dear -oh-so-mundane- SirLuno,
My book is aenigmatic, Sir!
Just like me.
It has no pages
Therefore no pics
And it's a restricted area for kavliagoures like you
Which means that only the chosen one (or, shall i say, ones?) will ever feel the thrill of exploring it...
LOL!
Cheers!
Aen!


SirLuno 57M

4/1/2006 9:55 am

Dear Aen

A book with no pages? A book with no letters or numbers? A book with no cover? An invisible book? Explain yourself my young friend or i am gonna use Tigani (once more).


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/1/2006 2:06 pm

My book has many nude photos, and descriptions of marvelous fucks, i am gonna sell more than Aen!


SirLuno 57M

4/2/2006 4:44 am

I am gonna make a book based on this blog, it's gonna be a best seller!


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/2/2006 12:18 pm

Son

Good idea, i suppose that the gain gonna be 50-50!


SirLuno 57M

4/2/2006 3:12 pm

Father

What about an autobiografy of yours?


SirLuno 57M

4/2/2006 3:14 pm

Ilike those new pages where i am all alone on top (never for too long, lol).


organic_scandals 57M/57M

4/2/2006 3:38 pm

Guys

we're gonna edit your books!


SirLuno 57M

4/2/2006 4:21 pm

Welcome editors. Can i make a best seller?


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/3/2006 3:19 pm

I am writing a book on cyber sex!


rm_Sadric4 44M
13 posts
4/3/2006 4:46 pm

Gamaos

Why don't you write poetry? Everybody likes your poems.


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/4/2006 5:16 pm

I don't like my poems, lol.


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
4/6/2006 11:35 am

Sir,
it's an e-book!!!!


SirLuno 57M

4/6/2006 1:45 pm

Aen

Yes, right, it's a cyber best seller!


MissLizie 55F

4/7/2006 8:52 am

What the title of the book?


Tromara 48F

4/7/2006 9:17 am

I'm an open book only for those who can read my language...
Very few and rare they are!


SirLuno 57M

4/7/2006 11:40 am

Lizie

The title is Ti sou kano mana mou! lol


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/7/2006 1:09 pm

Tromara

Your language is very nqaughty, i speak it!


rm_qbert12 43M
116 posts
4/7/2006 2:12 pm

tromara.....you just sounded like yoda!!

plus i dont wanna read your book, just let me leaf through the pages girl!!!!!!


SirLuno 57M

4/7/2006 11:20 pm

Tromara

Let a leaf of smartweed in every page of the book for qbert, lol.


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/8/2006 8:39 am

Tromara

I know your language, it's called body language!


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/8/2006 8:09 pm

Have i told you that i want to destroy my comforting illusions? I want truth now!


SirLuno 57M

4/8/2006 9:12 pm

Oh my sweet friends, i know that you are real, but i can't afford too much reality, i live in my head. I*have girlfriends ok, but nothing serious. i wanna be seripous, i assure you


SirLuno 57M

4/8/2006 10:25 pm

What's my name? Am i here? Is my effort futile? Police gonna win?


SirLuno 57M

4/8/2006 10:52 pm

Probably, bad guys always win.

What's happening? Something is wrong! Joe Strumer is dead? OMG, I am very sad guys. Police and thieves in the streets, i feel insecure oh yeah, from Genesis to Revalation. Talk to me people, i need ya! Too muvch Police noefdays, i dont like it


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/10/2006 9:57 am

This is a very crazy page. A doctor please!


MissLizie 55F

4/13/2006 11:52 pm

Turn your cameras on....you wont have to do any talking.
Problem Solved!

As of a book title,
the word cyber is a very common word, no one will by the book.
how about calling your book


*WiRe FucKing"


Tromara 48F

4/14/2006 6:33 am

Wire Fucking too vulgar, the women won't buy it...

What about "Wire Lust Connections"


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/15/2006 10:05 am

MissLizie

SirLuno took and hide my cam, he doesn't like when i am doing cyber, he thinks that i am shouting a lot and bother the neighbors.


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
4/15/2006 12:30 pm

Or we could propose an alternative to "A bird on the Wire"... It'll be a best seller with the extra bonus of getting all the cheapo-koultouriarides shocked to death and eventually ridding us of them all!
Goustarooooo!
Cheers!
Aen


SirLuno 57M

4/15/2006 2:40 pm

hey guys, i don't like your titles. I want something like Sexy Monica get's laid, a title for a book who can enter in every house's library.


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/16/2006 4:28 am

I don't want this book in my library, i have a kid!


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
4/16/2006 7:55 am

MWAHAHAHA!
A "KID"!!
What a kid, old man!


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
4/16/2006 8:00 am

Say what?
Now I'm the first on the page!
SirLuno, eat your heart out!
LOL!
Cheers!
Aen.


SirLuno 57M

4/16/2006 10:03 am

Aen

Geros is the first on this page, you are second (as always, lol).


Tromara 48F

4/17/2006 11:32 am

Don't see geros as holding first place on this page.

Aen please take the drink away from SirLuno, arketa ipie!!


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/17/2006 1:32 pm

No son, Aen made som trick and he is first in this page... but i am gonna take care of him soon...


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
4/17/2006 1:46 pm

Are you sure?


SirLuno 57M

4/17/2006 2:56 pm

I see geros first in this page, are you on drugs? (Ma ti pinete?,lol)


SirLuno 57M

4/17/2006 4:47 pm

Probably we are talking about another page. In this page geros is first and Aen is second. Or AdultFriendFinder plays tricks.


rm_qbert12 43M
116 posts
4/18/2006 9:39 am

How about this for the title of the book.........CRAP........

Everyone is always interested in all sorts of crap....so i belive a book on crap will sell!

Still waiting to leaf through your book Tro!............LOL!!!1


SirLuno 57M

4/18/2006 10:07 am

qbert

Thanks for the title, i really like CRAP, all my friends in here know that.


rm_aenigmatic 36M
93 posts
4/18/2006 1:05 pm

SirLuno...
I mean, do you really like crap? Geez! Crap...
I'm left... crapless!
Trom, I tried, bt he had already drunk it all so, why hurt his feelings? He'd think i thought he was drunk. Whatever... Hickups@
Cheers!
Aen


SirLuno 57M

4/18/2006 5:06 pm

Since i' ve met whuppeee i love crap.


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/19/2006 3:08 am

Now i see Aen first and second in this page. What is happening? I am older and i must be first in all the blog pages. OMG, no respect at all nowdays. I wonder where our society is going...


Tromara 48F

4/19/2006 9:12 am

our society is in the pits big daddy, ti na sou pw..

Aen, aston na ta poih ola


SirLuno 57M

4/19/2006 10:33 am

Father

You are still first in this page, let them say what they want.


rm_qbert12 43M
116 posts
4/19/2006 10:38 am

so CRAP it is!!!!!

and now for a small little haiku (I dont exactly know how to write a haiku, but who cares)......I dedicate to the 2 lovely and sexy women in this blog......we could list it in the book of CRAP.....it title is

LUSTFUL FANTASY THOUGHT

Lizie Lizaki ella na sou glipso to mounaki
Tromara, Mounara, ella na sou gamiso thn kolara


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/19/2006 4:31 pm

My haiku! (very different than qbert's)

Lizie Lizaki ela na sou gamiso to mounaki
Tromara, griniara ela na sou gleipso tin kolara! lol.


SirLuno 57M

4/23/2006 2:43 am

And now my own haiku

The birds run away scared
The car with SirLuno, Miss Lizie and Tromara cross the road
Poor qbert is by feet, he can't catch them
He stays back and is crying... LOL.


Tromara 48F

4/24/2006 5:19 pm

this is a haiku...Haiku-poems consist of respectively 5, 7 and 5 syllables in three units

Going to Greece soon.
Who will come to pick me up?
Be the lucky one!


SirLuno 57M

4/25/2006 3:25 am

Tromara

I will come to pick you up cause i am the winner of the haiku competition!


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/25/2006 8:36 am

Tromara

i can make a haiku with numbers!

1-2-3-4-5

1-2-3-4-5-6-7

1-2-3-4-5

Am i the winner of this competition or just the most intelligent guy?


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/26/2006 4:54 am

...and i can make a haiku with letters!

Α-Β-Γ-Δ-Ε

Ζ-Η-Θ-Ι-Κ-Λ-Μ

Ν-Ξ-Ο-Π-Ρ

I am sure that many girls gonna fall in love with me after those haiku's.


rm_qbert12 43M
116 posts
4/26/2006 1:43 pm

congratulations to the both of you......

Tromara, for explaining the haiku......and.........Gero, for coming up with what he thinks is the winning haiku

Lets give them a rousing standing ovation........


SirLuno 57M

4/26/2006 4:04 pm

and the winner of haiku competition is.....Sir Lunoooooooo!


SirLuno 57M

4/26/2006 4:55 pm

New page, new hopes...


GamaossNeverDies 81M

4/27/2006 4:50 am

I am the first in haiku competition that's why i am first in this new page too. My poems were true haiku's the other guys poems were just kseftylou, lol.


SirLuno 57M

4/30/2006 12:18 pm

Always the same problem. Father, i am the first in this page!


rm_Sadric4 44M
13 posts
5/2/2006 8:40 am

I don't know about you two but i am the third on this page.


SirLuno 57M

5/3/2006 8:45 am

Guys, i see that you forgot the topic of this blog. Many pages now.


GamaossNeverDies 81M

5/3/2006 3:56 pm

It started by buttocks and after many waves it resulted on haiku competition, lol. And i am the winner!


rm_deep69blue 48M/49F
12 posts
5/3/2006 5:38 pm

Yes Gamaos, you were the best in haiku.


SirLuno 57M

5/3/2006 6:44 pm

haiku? lol. What else?


Tromara 48F

5/4/2006 6:39 pm

Not meaning to strut my stuff, buttttt I'm the only one with a real haiku.

Big Daddy Big Wit.

Sir Luno, Wit hopefully gets inherited..


SirLuno 57M

5/4/2006 7:53 pm

Tromara

What are you talking about? We never saw your haiku. And about wit, i am as stupid as my father, lol.


GamaossNeverDies 81M

5/4/2006 8:47 pm

Ku, ku, ku, does not mnake a haiku!
ga,ga,ga, mou katharizoune avga!
tara tarara tarara, m' agapaei i Tromara!
easy, easy easy, eksafanistike i Lizie!


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