Public Bathrooms and Me  

Singlechick25 37F
253 posts
12/9/2005 7:30 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Public Bathrooms and Me

Ok. Senario. You are at work. Ya gotta pee. Ya gotta take a shit. Ya gotta adjust your thong or banana hammock, respectively. Whatever. Where do you go? I'm not going to leave this question open because some people are stranger than others. You go to the Bathroom. Ok? With me so far??

What do you do next? YOU LOCK THE FRIGGIN' DOOR, RIGHT? You would think, but then, you would be wrong. Let's change point of view for a moment, shall we.

Ya gotta pee. Your bladder is about to burst and if it does you will be wearing depends for the rest of you damn life. Where do you go? YES! That's it! You go to the bathroom!!! The door is closed. You knock, because someone else might also have a bladder the size of a peanut and got there first.

Knock, knock.

No answer.

You put your hand on the door knob.

You watch as your hand turns the knob.

You pull the door open.

You look inside.

There is someone in the friggin' bathroom!!!!!

I knocked!! I mean YOU knocked!! WTF! When you're poppin' a squat on the john and someone dingleberry such as myself, knocks on the door you say in a panicky and high voice "occupied" or if you're taking a shit you say in a deep and manly voice "fuck off dick munch!" You do not, however, remain silent!!! That's what you do when you're arrested for pissing in public - not private!!

Ok, the first, second and third person point of views is all screwed up but it's been a very long day and I'm still traumatized from seeing a co-worker with her pants down around her knees. Yikes.

rm_mtbikerdude4 59M
1 post
12/29/2005 9:26 am

I have been there before.I am a male and I once surpprised a female co worker it was a unisex bathroom.I did knock got no response,so I opened the door and there she was squatting and taking a pee.I said so sorry,and asked if the lock was busted on the door,she said no she just didn't lock i twho knows maybe she wanted to be caught with her pants down.

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