Life is backwards  

Simple_n_Bears 48M/48F
43 posts
9/7/2006 10:19 pm
Life is backwards

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first; start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home and continue feeling better every
day. You get kicked out for being too healthy & go collect your
pension. Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You drink alcohol, party, get generally promiscuous and
go into high school actually knowing some of life's answers. Next
comes primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities. You become a baby and then spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, central
heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day - and finally,

you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

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