Reality Check  

SimonsGirl05 36F
33 posts
1/20/2006 10:56 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Reality Check

So I've been having a good laugh on this site for months now. And I've gotten a lot of pages and emails saying, "I hope you're real." (Or more often, "I hope your real." ) And what I want to know is, are you real? I mean how real is anyone on this site? This isn't exactly real life here on AdultFriendFinder.
How often is "Wanna see my cock?" an appropraite conversation opener, really? I've been in the chat rooms a couple times (though I haven't actually chatted) and, from what I've seen, it's not exactly water cooler conversation. In your homes, are there pictures of you giving it to your wives and girlfriends doggy style adorning the walls and mantles? When you are named employee of the month, is it a picture of your big throbbing cock on the plaque next to your name?
This, my friends, is a place where every guy can go all night; can make a girl come at least three times; and loves pleasing a woman more than himself. A place where all the women are bi-curious; love anal sex; and really want a purely physical relationship with no strings attached.
So..... Am I real? Well, sometimes I have a hard time sorting out what's real in my life from what isn't. (Keeps things interesting at least.)But I (Simonsgirl05, to you) am real, for sure. However, I might just take a little figuring out...and not everyone gets me. But don't sweat it if you don't. Thanks for taking the time to read anyway. And who knows?...if reading the New York Times every week can improve your vocabulary, maybe this can too.

5 posts
1/21/2006 2:35 am

Very True! Good job girlie, you figured it out. So tell me are you visiting this site because it makes you laugh? Or, because your slowly filtering-looking to find the right guy by reading between the lines and then pouncing when the time is right.Hmm, we'll never know. Only SIMON knows, and simon aint say'n shit now is he? I LOVE YOUR BLOG. Just so you know, I'm a two pump to two minute chump. But I'll get it up and I'll do it again. Besides I DO take pride in making sure she's got off orally B4 I've had a chance to "blow it". No pun intended!
Take care and stay real...Joe

5 posts
1/21/2006 2:39 am


I know your cool and all, but your a little young to remember welcome back cotter! Or do they sendicate that where you live?

rm_covetthee 49M

1/21/2006 7:16 am

ooh-ooh-ooh! Man! now I got the tune of "Welcome Back Cotter" stuck in my head! lol Thanks for cajoling memories of an all time classic sit com Joe.

(*Turns page of NY Times; sips on java)

SG - Short of divulging the entire email contents, I can only assume these folks have been burned alot when attempting to hook up via AdultFriendFinder(just a guess) which might explain their reluctance to accept everything at face value. Hence, the stupid question.

I have to admit, I also feel not everyone here is on an even keel, most are legit...and some are just plain wacky!

Keep blogging. Perhaps we may just "get you".

Go easy!

rm_covetthee 49M

1/21/2006 11:03 am

Blame it on Joe! LMAO!

Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they’re turned around.

Who’d have thought they’d lead ya (Who’d have thought they’d lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve got him on the spot,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back!

ahhh...the days of yore!

oh ya Joe, in the immortal words of Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington; its MR. K-O-T-T-E-R! not cotter. hahaha!

75 posts
1/26/2006 5:59 pm

To answer your thought provoking question; AdultFriendFinder is a conduit for people who have found a freedom from a certain societies relentless pressure to be consumed by one persons prescription to life and liberty. Swinging is not a secrecy nor is it something that one walks around with a sign on their backs. Swinger have found that having sex is just that. No one confuses love for sex and swingers have achieved a much higher level of respect for other people than the common person on the street. No swinger will ever tell you that you are sick or consumed in yourself (unless you are sick and searching the company of people still learning the ABC's).

Here we all do what makes you happy. And I do mean YOU. If that means that you don’t understand what its like to have four or five men surrounding you with stiff cocks and awaiting your pleasure, then you understand why swingers don’t publicly announce themselves. After all, they don’t want to displease you.

But since you have come to this site and place an add, then what we do (our enjoyment in the company of others) must be acceptable to you. But if your here just to be disbelieving and not accepting of others differences then you should expect the receive the respect you would give if someone would sit in front of you and snicker at your pettiness.

However, you seem like a fun loving person who is willing to be acceptable to other people’s faults. A person who doesn’t judge people just on appearances or faults. A person who may understand the concept of a relationship based on being so content and connected to your significant other that seeing them in the throws of orgasm with someone else not only excites you but makes you proud that they are enjoying each other (even if it cant compare to what its like when you're both alone in the bedroom lighted with candles!!!).

Thus, I pose to you; What are your intentions?

John5x 42M
1 post
1/27/2006 2:13 am

Well, I don't know about all that garbage...I'm here because I'm too fuckin goofy lookin to get laid at the local bars!

75 posts
1/29/2006 5:20 pm

GOOD ONE JOHN5x... Me, I'm just GOOFY. But hey, that makes for a great LAY, even if not on the bar!!!

sexedcravednemph 36M/32F
260 posts
1/30/2006 12:26 am

I understand your point. Some people may ask if you are real because there are fakes on the site that send people to other sites and then some that are here for the fun and not to be serious. You say this site isnt real life honey but it is. I would not say anything here to anyone I wouldnt say offline. This site is here to make it easier. Technology is at our disposal so why not use it. We all take a lil figuring out sweety. The only people who wont get you are people who dont understand you. You will find that the locals on this site and many others on this site are very accepting of people. If you embrace what this site has to offer with open arms then you will be embraced. Dont let a select few discourage you. Welcome to Bogsville! And better luck to ya sweety.

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