Do you want to lose some??  

Sexysluttylady 49F
532 posts
1/20/2006 12:05 pm

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Do you want to lose some??

10 rules on how to combine a successful diet with life as a normal human being

1. If you eat something and no one sees you then the food does not count and has no calories

2. When you eat with someone else, the calories do not count if they eat more than you do

3. If you drink a diet coke with a chocolate bar, the diet coke cancels the calories in the chocolate bar

4. Broken biscuits contain no calories, the process of breaking causes calorie leakage

5. Food used for medicinal purposes never counts; e.g. hot chocolate for relaxation, brandy for fortification, toast and chocolate as antidepressants

6. It is recommended that you fatten up everyone around you so that you appear slimmer

7. Food licked off cutlery or out of a bowl has no calories if you are following a recipe, e.g. butter icing for a cake, the remains of scone mixture or the cream for the top of a trifle

8. TV and cinema food contain no calories as they form part of the whole entertainment package

9. Foods of the same colour have the same number of calories, e.g. spinach and mint ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate, water and a large gin and tonic

10. Athletes eat huge amounts of pasta before races like a marathon. Its a myth that you have to run 26 miles to work it off. One brisk trot around the settee is quite sufficient to wipe out one bowl of spaghetti. Twice around the living room will use up so much energy that a chocolate bar is required to supplement your sugar levels and rebuild your strength


drinker56 61M

1/21/2006 6:03 am

Drink beer, who the hell cares after 10.

And i don't yet know witch part of cyber space i'm in?

drinker56 61M

1/21/2006 6:07 am

Ah that place , he he.


Get back to your sink before you owt evolve us blokes.

bluemovie2000 60F

1/22/2006 8:05 am

Hey I found it too.. i'm impressed SSL

x x x


rm_jimbo151000 59M
7 posts
1/24/2006 1:28 am

Well done SSL there is light at the end of the tunnel

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