HOLY.. fuck..  

Sexyblondenpussy 33F
55 posts
8/25/2006 10:17 pm

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10/23/2007 12:10 am

HOLY.. fuck..


jj3329 Hide | Delete | Ban
Aug 25, 2006
mmmmmmmmmmmm i don't what to say i'm speechless the most gorgeous girl in the universe incredible awesome beauty mezmerising stunning you look like a goddess!!!!!!!!!! and what an awesome tan and incredible athletic body so hard and firm and tan beautiful muscular long legs and the most awesome pointed breasts i've ever seen 600,000,000,000 billion out of 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god your so hot you could make the universe melt you are the hottest girl to ever have been born in earths history damn your hot hot hot incredibly hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god i hope you will give me a chance to meet you for a real time encounter and you allow me to spend a couple of nights licking your entire body from your head to your tan toes. let me describe what a sexual encounter would be like with me if you gave me your permission to have an encounter with you. first to pleasure you i would kneel my tan muscular body in back of you like your awesome pic of you standing and i would have you remove your black string thong and as you stood there totally naked your incredible tan body and incredible breasts would be amazing to look at first i would hold one of your gorgeous tan feet in my hand and i would insert your foot into my mouth and i would slide my tongue inbetween your tan painted toes slithering my tongue all around your tan toes and then sucking on all 5 toes on each gorgeous tan foot and with the flat of my tongue i would lick the bottom of your tan feet lapping the bottom of your gorgeous feet with the flat of my wet tongue bathing your feet in my saliva as you watched me lick all over your gorgeous feet moaning how good it feels to have a guy lick your feet next i would lick my way up your incredible tan muscular legs using the flat of my tongue to lick all the way up and all the way down on each of your firm muscular tan legs slowly licking the insides, outsides and back of each leg mmmmmmm god long slow wet strokes with my wet tongue savoring every sqaure inch of those incredible muscular tan legs then i would lick my way up to your pussy and i would swirl my tongue over your awesome pussy lips holding each lip into my mouth lightly sucking on each lip alternating from the right to the left pussy lip using the flat of my tongue to lap your pussy fold over and over again as my head was inbetween your legs then i would have you open up your ass cheeks like in your pic and i would run my tongue up and down the back of each of your gorgeous tan muscular legs again slowly licking and squeezing each of your incredibly hard tan butt cheeks running my tongue in circles around each cheek feeling how hard and firm your cheeks are under my tongue then i would lick the entire length of your ass crack from the top to the bottom my wet tongue slithering inbetween your butt cheeks licking all the way up and all the way down darting my tongue in and out of your asshole swirling and circling my tongue all around your asshole and using the flat of my tongue again to lap your asshole like a dog lapping water when drinking water over an over and over again long slow wet strokes with my flat tongue and flicking my tongue from side to side as fast as my tongue would go over your asshole thousands of times your as the your firm tan muscular legs wrapped around my head squeezing my head as i kept my face buried in your ass you could hear me make slurping licking and sucking sounds your ass cheeks would be bouncing and shaking over my face as i ran my hands up and down your tan muscular legs and over your incredible waist and body for hours and hours i would never get tired of licking and sucking and eating your ass out then i would love to suckle and feed on your awesome tan breasts mmmmmmmm i would love to feel your incredible breasts and suck on your rock hard nipples lightly chewing on the aeroles circling my tongue all around thise firm pointed missles lightly holding each one in my hands alternating sucking on one breast and then the other sliding my tongue all around the sides and underneath each breast as you fed your right breast then your left breast to me letting me suckle your nipples and sucking your nipples so hard some breast milk would enter my mouth wow thats hot and kinky as hell !!!!!!!!!!! i hope you liked what i described and i hope it was kinky and hot and i hope you will give me serious consideration on meeting you and i hope you will pick me out of all of the thousands of guys that want to pleasure you. i'm kinky as hell when it comes to pleasing a gorgeous woman and i will do everything i described and more if you give me a chance!!!!!!!!!! wouldn't you like to watch a tan muscular 37 year old guy sucking on your tan toes licking and lapping the bottom of your tan feet licking your muscular tan legs sucking your awesome pointed breasts licking your pussy and licking, sucking tongueing and lapping your asshole for endless hours and giving you a total full body massage with my strong hands and hot oil for countless hours more thats how a guy should treat a gorgeous girl. i would be more than happy to fly you here to kansas city from california all expenses paid. i would love to get a chance to meet you of course after you get to know me better. if you think you might be interested and want to see me on my cam for verification let me know and please send me a message on my handles are ******** take care and hope to hear back your freind john




^^ THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST SCARIEST TESTIMONIAL IN THE WORLD..

oh my word..

tell me what you think...

rm_Alex_OJ 37M

8/29/2006 12:10 am

LMAO babe that is SO fucking scary, I cracked up when you showed me it. That is the fucking SCARIEST testimonial I have ever seen, and ive seen a lot! FFS is he trying to get an A for his AdultFriendFinder Degree its a fuckin essay, and a psycho one at that! Maybe if he knew what Grammar was and used a spell checker it might make an ounce of sense. imagine if this twat actually met you, id call the police LOL


rm_billyksd05 42M

8/29/2006 9:15 pm

he said "feet" like 400 times...Im sorry you got that but then again it is amusing =)


dickencider2006 65M
164 posts
9/1/2006 12:21 am

sexyblondenpussy havent had the chance to cyber with u look forward to it i won't disappoint u do look spectacular


BoarsSlavsBasis 47M
7 posts
9/1/2006 6:39 am

too exterme ass kisser. yet it seems to work for him. are you ladies laughing with him or at him???


cougarlover2287 33M
1 post
9/1/2006 11:10 am

want to know what's funny? i have another friend whose handle on this is riderlesssexbomb, and the same guy wrote the exact same thing on HER profile as well. he was ALREADY one of the creepiest people i have ever encountered, and now he's not only creepy, he's creepy and unoriginal. sorry that you have to put up with such inane crap from these clows. have a great weekend!


BoarsSlavsBasis 47M
7 posts
9/1/2006 12:28 pm

    Quoting BoarsSlavsBasis:
    too exterme ass kisser. yet it seems to work for him. are you ladies laughing with him or at him???
very creepy why would anyone post his bullshit


italianstud06 48M

9/1/2006 6:40 pm

This is complete, utter garbage. What an ass clown. Have a great weekend.


rm_fitguy774 45M
5 posts
9/2/2006 12:33 am

that is pure, uncontested, creepy factor of 200!


KC_JJ 55M

9/5/2006 8:33 am

And the way it's written is part of it's inherent creepiness. As if ( maybe more than just "as if" ) written by someone way strung out on some sort of powerful stimulant drug or something.

That is maybe like five or six helluva long runon sentences. I barely saw any periods at all in there.

I'd say that this one is worthy of making it into some sort of Hall of Lame ( emails ) or something.

MMM [ MMM


rm_tanned969 60M
4 posts
9/9/2006 8:36 pm

I'd say his over-driven under-satisfied imagination not only got carried away, it RAN away at hi-speed. You shouldn't open that box of CRACK-er Jacks! How do people get such an obsession with feet? In the course of a lifetime, they take more abuse than any other part of the body. Women might like a nice foot massage (after a bath), but I can't see them really digging on having their toes licked and sucked on,unless they never want to kiss the man again... And how much of a turn-on is it when this guy goes straight from your butt to your nipples..ewwwwww... Hot? NOT! No wonder you had to change your picture! The comment ASS CLOWN hits it right on the head!
Good thing he's all the way out in KC, and not local.
You have to be careful out there, there are some definite weirdos out there, of both genders....
PS- Did he sign it Your Friend, or Your Fiend?
It's enough to make you go lock your doorafter reading it.


BeaksAiredMouth 38M
44 posts
10/25/2006 12:02 am

I would think that the guy would be out of saliva after he finishes "licking" everything he promised, because....DAMN! You were offered a spitbath and didn't take him up on it. (Confused.)


Outlier74 44M

1/3/2007 9:48 pm

It's just some guy copying and pasting to every ad he's reading. it's called the shot gut effect.


wicked_ways503 34M
1 post
1/6/2007 9:42 pm

I think youd have to be just as crazy to ever meet this guy, but ....Hey .....know thats livin!


ivorbiggun6969a 42M
923 posts
1/7/2007 3:45 pm

He's my new hero .... when i grow up i want to be just like him !!


TightbunsBigTits 37F
3257 posts
1/7/2007 5:23 pm

all i can say is "wow"


rm_euridiocy 62M
638 posts
1/7/2007 9:37 pm

Maybe he's the CEO of Ambre Solaire, the sun tan lotion manufacturers.
He seems to have a fixation with everything being tanned, perhaps even his limitless saliva.

(Shakes head. It's people like this who make me feel boringly normal!)


sexyrugbyhunk 43M
1 post
1/24/2007 4:16 am

seriously guys, come on, is this the kind of crap women want to hear? I don't think so. How many times did he mention tan and feet? All i can say is that guys like that make it easyfor decent guys like me, lol.


rm_HotJimXXX 34M
1 post
4/25/2007 5:30 pm

lmao


sailin2006 47M

6/13/2007 3:50 pm

That knucklehead, I see his wacked testimonials all over, and they all sound similar. *copy, paste*


rm_greenerz78 39M

7/24/2007 10:13 pm

wow... i read 2 sentences and was done- fukin whack ass..


hoviemon 50M
1505 posts
10/20/2007 2:55 pm

well you are very hot but that does take some SPECIAL sort of dude.


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