SexyT12078 50F
138 posts
6/29/2006 7:49 pm

Last Read:
9/4/2006 12:16 pm


I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often
visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you
have completed the day's work. And if that were not
all, you have been seen constantly entering and
leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking

The Management

LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
6/29/2006 8:24 pm

lol ... that is really good / funny!!!!

had good laffs in several places ... will send my friends over to see you.

♥§ΩuirT♥er & MFM Tail§

Saorise2 38F

6/29/2006 8:53 pm

*dies laughing* That's just too good.....

SexyT12078 50F

6/29/2006 10:40 pm

Thanks.I can't take the credit because I found it somewhere else, but it was just too good not to share.

SexyT12078 50F

9/3/2006 10:36 am

sure hon no problem. You have a great day also

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