The Latest Beauty Craze Is... What?! You're Joking!!!  

SexyRycheBabe 46F
1292 posts
9/12/2006 10:30 am

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12/13/2006 11:10 pm

The Latest Beauty Craze Is... What?! You're Joking!!!


I was informed yesterday by a girlfriend of mine that the latest beauty craze that all of the celebrities are flocking to is none other than...

ANAL BLEACHING!!

I shit you not!! Okay, no pun intended there, People. Seriously! People pay money to go and have their holes and sexual spots lightened and brightened. Apparently since the brazilian has become the way to go, people are now not satisfied with the color down there.

And for $49.95 a tube, you, too, can do this skin pink-ifying procedure in the privacy of your own home!

What. The. Fuck. Ever.

All I can say is if you have $50.00 bucks to blow on your ass then you should seriously reconsider your priorities and donate that money to starving children or homeless families.

docdirk 49M

9/12/2006 5:06 pm

Couldn't I just drink the bleach and allow it to cleanse my anus naturally as I pass it out?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


SexyRycheBabe 46F
820 posts
9/12/2006 5:36 pm

Doc: You could try but I would imagine it would only come back up when you either 1., barfed it up on your own; or, 2, when the ER personnel gave you that charcoal stuff to absorb it and made you barf it up. Either way, I would say that your mouth would end up being lightened and not your anus. Sorry.


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