Hippo Birdies to Me  

SexyRycheBabe 46F
1292 posts
12/28/2005 9:21 pm

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Hippo Birdies to Me

Everyone sing along!!

(to the tune of Happy Birthday To You)

Hippo birdies to me
Hippo birdies to me
Hippo birdies to mmmmmmmmmmmm-eeeeeeeeeeee
Hippo birdies to me

(the original version is Hippo Birdies to Ewe. I changed it a wee bit since I was singing it to myself.)

Actually, it's not even quite my birthday yet but I still can't believe it's almost here. 40 more minutes and I will be 34! Oy!!

Here's what's on my agenda for this day:
I'm hiring a babysitter and me and my best friend are leaving the children at home and we're going to go to lunch. Then, we're going to go to this area of Houston called Harwin Street where they have all of these black-market, wanna-be, knock-offs, smuggled-in goods for CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP!!! While there, I'm going to purchase myself some cheap bling*bling!

Then, we're going to come back and relieve the babysitter, run some errands and then take above-mentioned children BOWLING!!! Not my favorite activity but Little One loves it.

Sounds lovely, doesn't it? Just makes me think that instead of settling for CHEAP bling*bling, it would be much nicer to get REAL bling*bling from somebody who will strip me bare before giving it to me and insist that is the only thing I have on when he goes down on me for my session of birthday sex.

Ahhhh... a girl can dream, can't she? And I definitely have the ability to dream BIG!

not2late2 43M

12/29/2005 4:23 am

That's funny! we went down to Harwin one time and had a blast, but I've never heard anyone else mention it!

The funny part comes in because my wife got directions to some shop from a Koren lady, so she thought we were goin' to "Harlem" street. So we followed out trusty map to "harlem" and I knew we were in the wrong place as soon as I saw the "5th Ward" sign...go figure!!!

Anyway, Happy B-day to You...hope all your wishes come true.

docdirk 48M

12/29/2005 7:27 pm


I'm sending you a mental, birthday strip-o-gram. Of course, it will work out much better for both of us if you picture me looking more like Brad Pitt!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

SexyRycheBabe 46F
820 posts
12/29/2005 7:57 pm

docdirk: I will most certainly not think you look more like Brad Pitt. I don't like him since he's gone and knocked up and married Jolie. According to rumors anyway. But, hey, at least he married her!!! I know many-a-man who wouldn't bother. I'm sounding bitter, aren't I?! I shouldn't sound bitter on my birthday. LOL

I'll think about your strip-o-gram later... When I'm lying in bed. NAKED. And needing a release so that I can get to sleep. Does that work for you? I'm pretty sure it will for me.

PS: My bestest girl friend thinks you should come here and pay me a visit. LOL For the record, I told her even though I have a strange way of getting in your head that you wouldn't go for that.

SexyRycheBabe 46F
820 posts
12/29/2005 8:00 pm

not2late2: Welcome. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Harwin St. always is a blast. They've built this "mall" place there that has all of those shops in one location. I'll have you know that I found myself a very pretty, looks to be about 2 carat CZs for $3.45. I know what you're thinking... CZs???? But they're really pretty. My friend has a pair and I started to ask her how she could afford to get those big ol' suckers. As long as you don't get the ones set in "yellow gold", you're good to go. And, this way, should I lose one? WHO CARES!!!!

rm_mastfoot 51M

1/1/2006 7:02 pm

six hours from houston. will a belated gristle donation be in poor tatse? happy bday hugs from the home of hurricane katrina

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