Irony at it's Finest...  

SexiHairGirl930 50F
33 posts
12/7/2005 2:15 am

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Irony at it's Finest...

Let me begin by saying that I have been a hairstylist for twenty years... working with sharp instruments is the nature of the beast....Today was pure Irony in the best form I could think of......Again 20 years in the business I have yet to be able to claim any serious loss of a finger or fingertip...I have known many that have... I recieved some chocolates from a man I hold very dear in my heart.. they were shipped from Hawaii... Chocolate covered macadamia nuts.. to be exact... mmm yummy.... anyway...I suppose from the shipping of warm climate..(Hawaii) to WI (where today was 2 degrees..brrr.) caused some melting of the product and then freezing which caused a big block of chocolate macadamia "bar"...Well us woman can relate in saying that there is possibly only one thing that can stop us from devouring delicious chocolate.. but even then... maybe after a fine "piece"..of the creamy milk product we are good to go...on that note... Hadda have it... so I took a knife.. and in the best "Sharon Stone" icepick method I can muster.. began chipping at the solid block...Only to miss the chocolate... and slice through the webbing of my thumb and stiches later,bandaged up hand I have got to explain ... Gotta tell my doctor... bowling team.. children... everyone I came in contact with that .. NO!! SexiHairGirl.. did not cut herself with her scissors... but trying to tackle a Piece of chocolate... I chuckle... Peace all..

AlterNative58 59M
126 posts
12/7/2005 4:46 pm

So, would this be a good time to schedule an appointment???

I'm enjoying your blog...Get Well Soon

gentelmanjim53 64M

12/7/2005 4:47 pm

M, I can relate, worked in kitchens for a few years with many sharp instruments without misshap but have one scar that is of interest and similar in nature. Hope you are ok. P.S. 25 yrs int the trades and still have all ten digits.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
12/9/2005 5:35 pm

ouch! thats really too bad that you cut yourself like that. Hope you're better soon. you know...I think I may have had the very same chocolate covered macadamias sent to me from Hawaii. Did the box have a tiki on the front?
Anyway, you really do live up to your name. Love that sexy hair.

rm_sallyride 69F

12/11/2005 8:45 am

Sexi, Not glad to hear you cut yourself, but glad to hear someone else out there "has to have chocolate" bad enough to dive in with a knife! lol.. I am such a clutz that no doubt I could have easily done the same thing!

SexiHairGirl930 50F

12/13/2005 11:01 pm

The only thing that would of stopped me from that Chocolate that day Sally.. would of been a naked blindfolded Johnny Depp.. oh yeah had to have the pirate hat on...

Abbienormal57 67F

12/14/2005 12:23 am

Sexi just to let you know that I've had a couple of "wounds" also. Only mine was trying to pry two frozen steaks apart!

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