The Why's of Men ....  

SexGoddess2901 52F
103 posts
8/8/2006 10:30 am

Last Read:
8/9/2006 5:21 am

The Why's of Men ....

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vaporlock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY! WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(Nobody knows.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


marywannado 44F

8/8/2006 10:52 am

Luv it...


bikercouple62 56M/57F

8/8/2006 11:00 am

Now thats funny


timeforfun219 43M/43F  
2155 posts
8/8/2006 11:01 am

LOLOLOL!! Funny!

If my boobs were bigger I'd be a BBW!


SexGoddess2901 52F
207 posts
8/8/2006 5:48 pm

    Quoting canadatrucker4U:
    Thank you for visiting my blog and making a comment, I have only been driving for 7 month so far, At age 50 i found myself looking for another line of work, So far trucking is working out great, I am getting everything I axpected out of long haul, number one was ot get back east in Canada to see family, second was to see country, so far i have seen and done both, third was just to have steady employment, it was not about money, but the money is good.Accept with this breakdown, glad i am only a company driver.....lorne
Hi Lorne,

One of the things I liked about being OTR was being able to visit my family across the US. I've seen soem awesome places, as I'm sure you have. I was able to take lots of pictures because I did not drive, was just a passenger.

I'm glad that you like it, truck driving is not for everyone. I don't think that people appreciate truck drivers enough. I know I never really thought about it until we were out there. Now when I'm driving down the road, I always wave at the drivers, just to let them know that I appreciate what they are doing.

Have a great day and be safe.


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