Hung Like A Horse.........  

SexGoddess2901 52F
103 posts
8/16/2006 10:42 am

Last Read:
8/20/2006 3:44 am

Hung Like A Horse.........

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he
had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken
spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW.

Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope,
hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog,
the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the
shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then
lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
8/19/2006 7:03 am

you are so right,lol..............

GJguy2013 41M

8/19/2006 9:55 pm

but some of us still need the beamer!

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