Grandma's Oranges..........  

SexGoddess2901 52F
103 posts
7/16/2006 2:56 am

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Grandma's Oranges..........

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and
made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the
police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the

When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going
at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the
skin back and suck 'em' dry."

The policeman fainted.

ShyWhisper2006 54F
15175 posts
7/16/2006 4:01 am

*giggles*...That is wonderful...thank you for the smile

SexGoddess2901 replies on 7/17/2006 1:54 am:
sure any time! ~hug~

rm_kingcobra694 59M
1 post
7/16/2006 4:33 am


SexGoddess2901 replies on 7/17/2006 1:57 am:

SirMounts 103M

7/16/2006 10:13 pm

lol. That's a really good one. *winking*
Welcome to blogging, SexGoddess. *smiling*

SexGoddess2901 replies on 7/17/2006 1:56 am:
Thanks for dropping by! I love to make people laugh!

SirMounts 103M

7/20/2006 9:01 pm

SexGoddess2901... and Me both. *winking* lol

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