Eve Talks To God..........  

SexGoddess2901 52F
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8/3/2006 1:43 pm
Eve Talks To God..........

"Lord, I have a problem. "

"What's the problem, Eve? "

"I know you created me, provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy. "

"And why is that, Eve? "

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples. "

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. "

"Man? What is that Lord? "

"A flawed creature . . he'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he'll need your advice to think properly. "

"Sounds great, " says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord? "

"Well. . . . you can have him on one condition. "

"And what's that Lord? "

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, self admiring. . . . . so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. . . . . . . . you know, woman to woman. "

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