Seriously_Real 49M
1458 posts
6/5/2006 6:33 am

Last Read:
6/5/2006 10:24 pm


"Well, we have two choices," I said. "We can either go shopping now or get naked."

(Fuck shopping.)

"I have no idea what I am going to cook," I said. "Let me wander around for a minute and see what I see."

(Stuffed pork chops, mustard glaze, braised leeks and fried sweet potato "hay".)

"Tell me more about your first wife, and how that happened," she said. "I want to know all the details."

(I tell her everything, deeper on the re-telling, and she smiles.)

"Do you want me to help you, baby?" she asked.

(You already are, and I keep telling, now up to Wife No. 2)

"Mise en place is done, so I am about to go into a zone," I said. "I'll try to finish this tale of woe but I've got to concentrate."

(Symphony of sounds, movement, coherent action in the kitchen...Soul Miner's Daughter on the iPod)

"And that is how I got here," I finished. "Time to plate up."

(She doesn't judge me. Take a picture of the food for her blog.)

"Mind if I play for you for a minute?" I ask. "There are some songs I want you to hear."

(She gets a pillow for the couch.)

"That's a pretty good representative sample of my work," I said. "Why are you crying?"

(I don't know what to say, so I wipe a teardrop.)

"I was thinking this afternoon that it is important that I go slowly with this," I explained. "I do not trust myself with something this challenging, yet."

(She understands. She kisses me.)

"Lew was such a beautiful, pretty man," she continued. "And I was only 20."

(So there is the standard, the one that sticks out, her own male Former She.)

"Turn over," she commanded.

(I like "over.")

"This is about you," she said.

(There, yes there, how did she know?)

"Did I say you could help me?" she asked, pinning my hands behind my head gently.

(Resistance is futile.)

"This is about you," she repeated.

(Resistance is futile.)

"Well, damn, then," I exhaled.

(Resistance was futile.)

"I am rurnt," she said.

(And I am spent.)

"I can't explain this," she said. "But I do not need to."

(Resistance may be futile.)


JustaSeeker 107F

6/5/2006 7:23 am

So what you're saying is you're having better food and more sex than us? Huh, is that it, you're trying to drive us mad???

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 7:55 am:
I am not trying to do anything other than get shit out of my head, Unwendy. You'll be fine after today, so I hear....heh.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/5/2006 7:39 am

I think I am going to go throw myself off the bridge.

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 7:57 am:
Oh, that makes me sad. So many bridges in your area to choose from, too. Where would I set up the camera?

Please, Saintli....don't hurl. This is not a "return to Noonerboy" blog....Like I told Justa...I just had some shit in my head to get out....and there it was....I'll resume the angsty annoying stuff in no time, I'm sure.

earthShiva 61M

6/5/2006 7:45 am

My brother,

Nice going on allowing yourself to receive! It is the most sublime gift a woman can press upon us!

For goodness' sake, don't forget to take turns!

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 8:03 am:
Receiving is so very nice....and I don't think I've ever been taken quite like that, ever. It was.....sigh. Yeah.

As for turns, believe me, she knows when it is my turn to give....heh.

earthShiva 61M

6/5/2006 7:46 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    I think I am going to go throw myself off the bridge.
No! Not off the bridge. Into the breach!

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 8:04 am:
Her address is already 666 Breach Avenue, Breachton, Hell.

But I love her.

MoonRise9 59M

6/5/2006 8:03 am

There's something wonderful about "being commanded" at times.
"Take a picture of the food for her blog."
Her blog? Her blog? Her blog? What kinda tease is that???? or did I miss an earlier reference?

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 8:37 am:
You missed an earlier reference. She doesn't blog on this site. And probably won't. But yeah....I've never really had such a total dedication to my complete pleasure before like, shutting up now....

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/5/2006 8:14 am

Just jealous is all.......

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 8:39 am:
It was not my intent to do that...promise....and, again, don't worry that this is a return to's just what it is....and I love that you come around. Hell, I might even have to say that I'll stop seeing her if it means you will come back, but don't put me to that yet, okay?

Mermaidslut 51F

6/5/2006 8:45 am

mmmm.. I want to learn more about this going slowly part...

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 10:14 am:
I'm doing the best I can on the slowly thing....any minute now I'll get the hang of it....promise....wheeeee!

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/5/2006 9:15 am


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 10:16 am:
rurnt = "ruined" or "made worthless" or "broke." In usage, as follows: "Don't bother startin' up that tractor over there. It's been rurnt ever since Cletus ran it without any awl {oil} in it." Come to think of it, this example isn't too terribly far removed from my actual usage of the term in the blog....

BTW -- no offense to any Cletuses (Cleti? Cleta?) who read this blog.

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/5/2006 9:37 am


Sounds all good to me!LOL


Lady Bambi

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 10:20 am:
I am in fact in favor of all good things....

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/5/2006 12:35 pm

    Quoting sexydisaster30:
    It is a southern thing Wahine you wouldn't understand.
Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 8:20 am:
It's okay. They probably have a Hawaiian term for it that she can understand.....

Oh, OK... no mo' da kine.
Got it now, thanks.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 12:55 pm:
Glad to be of service.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/5/2006 12:37 pm

Sister Saint...should we invite him to join us at Andy's place?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

Seriously_Real replies on 6/5/2006 12:55 pm:
umm...andy? I'm skeered.

Synn74 43F
1206 posts
6/5/2006 12:45 pm

gotta love being southern and being able to say rurnt

hi SR glad the dinner went well

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/5/2006 4:49 pm

A man who can cook AND play the piano....heavenly! What kind of music do you like to play? And I'm glad the dinner and all went well.

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
6/5/2006 7:30 pm

I'm really getting tired of hearing about all this good food I will never eat....sigh.

want_a_bite 58F

6/5/2006 10:11 pm

"Lew was such a beautiful, pretty man," she continued. "And I was only 20."

Uh, duh, " a beautiful, pretty man" when she was 20. I don't think those standards are going to apply at this point in our lives. Seriously, you can drop that concern.

Become a member to create a blog