JOKES  

Serenely_Yours 118
10210 posts
5/5/2006 6:22 am

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5/15/2006 7:32 am

JOKES

Im not good at telling jokes.
When people talk to me, they think Im funny.
I would say that its not a joke and why are you laughing?
I wonder if they are treating me silly.
So here are some stuffs which my friend shared with me.
Funny or not?
You decide.

DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

NAMES OF WIVES
A man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife..... china doll
2nd wife..... barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana,
2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

OH MAN
A man was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Lee "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even the donkey !"

SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service,
and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"

HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons"

SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."

VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and
he had forgotten everything.





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Serenely_Yours 118

5/15/2006 7:32 am

    Quoting rm_Eric0072005:
    Hi Serene Ann,

    I don't mind having a meal with you some time.
    Beats eating alone most of the time.

    Cheers.
    Eric
That will be nice.
To have a meal with someone who eats alone most of the time.




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rm_Eric0072005 52M
254 posts
5/13/2006 6:16 pm

Hi Serene Ann,

I don't mind having a meal with you some time.
Beats eating alone most of the time.

Cheers.
Eric


Serenely_Yours 118

5/12/2006 11:22 pm

    Quoting rm_Eric0072005:
    Serene Ann,

    Adult jokes ... Er hem.
    Above 21 I suppose can hear these ones.
    I'm probably wrong but still ...
    I have this view that under 21 is innocent still.

    Cough ... cough...
    Can't tell me these jokes over a meal or I will choke ...
    Cough .. cough...

    Eric
Dun worry about getting choke over a meal, if you are having it with me. Im not a good joker afterall. If you enjoy laughing then be careful wherever you are. ;}


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rm_Eric0072005 52M
254 posts
5/12/2006 7:07 pm

Serene Ann,

Adult jokes ... Er hem.
Above 21 I suppose can hear these ones.
I'm probably wrong but still ...
I have this view that under 21 is innocent still.

Cough ... cough...
Can't tell me these jokes over a meal or I will choke ...
Cough .. cough...

Eric


poison_syrup 44F
8533 posts
5/5/2006 8:21 pm

Oh dear! Looks like you gotten hit by the virus too. Take good care and rest well.


Angel Of Sins


Serenely_Yours 118

5/5/2006 7:51 am

    Quoting happyladychat:
    Least you can joke while ill.
    Hope you get well soon.
    Take care. *HUG*

Thank You for your concern.


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Serenely_Yours 118

5/5/2006 7:49 am

Oh... thats good!


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happyladychat 48F
3740 posts
5/5/2006 6:58 am

Least you can joke while ill.
Hope you get well soon.
Take care. *HUG*

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


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