AFF Hatemail  

Scott_in_Tulsa 46M
1611 posts
8/9/2006 1:47 pm

Last Read:
8/21/2006 3:56 pm

AFF Hatemail

I just got a really unpleasent email from a woman on AdultFriendFinder in response to a queston she posted in the advice column.

Here was her question:

Why is it......

Why is it that so many people have a hard time going thru with
"plans they make". Why don't they just
say they just want hot chat or emails or phoe calls.....
GRRR this is so aggravating.....

So i went and looked over her profile, this is what i saw:

Hi , I'm lonley and looking for fun. Do you think you can help me out?

25 year old Woman in Shalimar, Florida
Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man and woman), Couples (2 women) or Couples (2 men) for Erotic Chat or Email or Other "Alternative" Activities

Well lets see . I'm 5'7" with hazel eyes and dark hair, very large chest and matching sexual appetite.

My Ideal Person:
I'm looking for a adventerious person who wants to try all the facts of life.

Gender: Woman
Birthdate: June 5, 1981
(25 years old)
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Lives in: Shalimar, Florida
(669 miles from you)

Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Attached
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 171-172 cm
Body Type: Ample
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Education: Some college
Occupation: self employed
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: No
Bra Size: 44 (Above DD / E)
Speaks: English

So after reading her profile, this is what i typed as my response:

________ ,

Having looked at your profile, you're married.
Does your husband know what you are up to ? Will he be joining it ? To be honest, not knowing that makes me a little nervous.

Secondly, you live in florida, which has a higher per capita number of bullshit artists then anywhere else in the USA
save maybe California.

Just keep trying , and maybe rework your profile a little.
You'll meet someone.

Being female, i'd think you have plenty of suitors
to chose from.

Today when i checked my AdultFriendFinder email, i found this note from her:

well now don't you have alot o say about me , someone you don't know from a whole in the wall , next time if you don't have any hing worth hearing , keep it to your self.
And yes he does know and i have no problem meeting or catching friends , just this site seems to have its fair share of liars and i was looking for some advive on what people thought about that . so why not read and redo your own profile ......asshole

I felt i had no response but to post her email to her own advice thread and add the following comment:

i'm pretty sure i've figure out what the problem is.

i suggest you look inward for the soloution.

8/10/06 UPDATE

I found this email in my mailbox from the same person:

What the hell isi your problem buddy, been getting the same shit happening . LOL well I bet I know why...... But i was taught if it ain't worth hearing to shut up , so why don't you do the same ..........Thanks for your input. have a day , jerk (End)

So i just had to post it to the same advice line with the following message:

____ ,

And you've further confirmed my theory with this email i got from you today.

Check your barn baby, obviously i got your goat!

Love me or hate me, at least you're thinking of me! Bwahahahahaha !!!

"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill

Scott_in_Tulsa 46M
1328 posts
8/11/2006 9:10 am

HoS be',

lIj mu'mey quv jIH

tlho' SoH

HoD Scott

"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill

IamWetFire 54F

8/10/2006 3:08 pm

Oh, my dear. . .

Captain Scott's brilliant powers of observation hit a little too close to her "whole" in the wall.

You're such a Klingon, darling!


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