What happens in your bed???  

SaucyNSassy 40F
2021 posts
4/11/2006 12:00 pm

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4/25/2006 10:27 pm

What happens in your bed???

I was just wondering if anything out of the ordinary has happened while you were having sex w/ someone...
Have you done something that completely embarassed you?
Has your partner done something absolutely disgusting?

My ex and I got really rowdy and broke the bed in a hotel but that wasn't as embarassing as it was funny... Talk about DEEP penetration when that bed broke though...lmao!

Have you ever broken anything during a sex session?
Have you ever REALLY hurt yourself?

I know someone that broke her rib giving a BLOW JOB!!! LOL! But, I won't name any names...


nightis 54M

4/11/2006 12:15 pm

Let's see, there are children and cats. My best story is a typical hotel story...

As we walked up to drop off our bags in our room, I noticed the heavy woman lying on the bed next door, watching TV. I thought nothing of it at the time but it came back to disturb me later in the evening. The placement of the bed in our room meant that our heads were not more than 18 inches apart on the other side of a wall. Insulation was the deciding factor.

My friend and I shared a decent Italian dinner, a glass of wine and some pretty good conversation. We returned to our hotel room at about 10:30pm where I took photos of her and we flirted with the help of a bottle of wine for a good hour or so. She clearly enjoyed modeling outfits for me and I enjoyed watching her perform various maneuvers as I took photos of her.

Shortly after 11:30, we had had enough of the camera and it was time to play in earnest. The toys came out and joined the fray. This lady is not quiet and as the evening got later, she got consistently louder. Between 10 and 20am, she was clearly and vocally having a very good time. At a little after 2:30am, one of her satisfied “squeals” met with a “Will you guys shut up” from the big lady next door.

I tried to convince her with a pillow and a spoken “shhh” to quiet, as visions of a phone call from the hotel office, or worse, a representative of the facility knocking on the door. That might ruin the atmosphere quicker than young children. She gradually fell quiet and sleep caught up with us shortly thereafter.

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
4/11/2006 12:25 pm

I was having sex against a wall in my old apt, the wall was cheap plaster board. He was behind me with me facing the wall, he decided to ram me real hard and my arms gave in and my head went through the wall. Now I only do wall sex with a strong wall lol

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

rm_Khemeckals 38M
94 posts
4/11/2006 12:32 pm

Feb 1998. Parked on a dirt road that no one goes down. A very nice secluded spot. Was going south on my girlfriend. Visual: She was in the back seat laying down. The back door open with me hanging out of the car. Knees on the ground. Sometime in the middle of it her hand hits the shifter and pops the car out of gear. Not a very steep hill, but enough to get the car rolling, with me hanging on for life. Quite funny now that I look back on it.



saddletrampsk 55F

4/11/2006 12:56 pm

I love reading these experiences..lol

I think the most embarassing for me was "tooting" during doggy style..I was so mortified it ruined the mood for me..

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

4/11/2006 12:58 pm

Funny you should mention this...Last week or so my husband wrote a blog about the sex that we had at our kitchen table. It was great! However, the swelling and bruising under my left arm afterwords wasn't so great. Guess I was really into it and didn't even know I was hurt till later.

muscles4u2have 56M
1645 posts
4/11/2006 1:30 pm

Bed back board was hitting the wall hard enought that the picture above it came off the wall and hit me in the head!! Broke a chair in a hotel! Pluged a drain in a hotel spa tub with a sex toy, couldn't figure out why it wouldn't drain. To many bubbles to find anything though!!

spacecadet561 61M

4/11/2006 2:19 pm

Most disgusting was one time doing 69 with the wife and she farted. Ouch. That was the end of the pussy licking, and the start of a fair fuck.


mtdude2 56M  
117 posts
4/11/2006 2:48 pm

Well the kitten sneaking up behind me and sinking its claws into my balls was not real fun. I yelled and g/f said don't cum yet danm it. She thought it was much funnier than I did. The girl who kept cutting stinky farts was such a mood killer.

jadedbabe78 107F

4/11/2006 8:28 pm

Ummm...you know my sexual mishap.....lol.

man_on_fire2004 54M

4/11/2006 8:53 pm

LOL the ol broken bed i dont know how many experiences i have had with that i cant count them all ....broken table and lounge chairs included hehehe

IdolsMeadsVirus 44M

4/11/2006 10:48 pm

My ex and I were having sex and right in the middle of it one side of the bed gave way. It was very funny... Suddenly we were in this awkward position with the bed inclined toward one side, we had a hard time holding on and not sliding. I really liked the story about the lady's head going through the wall though. Can't top that one!

Cainseviltwin 37M

4/12/2006 6:34 am

you probably know mine, Sassy - i posted about it when I was having sex in the woods, a place we thought was very unlikely to produce any passers-by -- bu tit was a driveway, apparently, and along came the teenage son of the property owners ...

kerrod 50M

4/13/2006 9:35 am

Great idea, Sassy. Thanks for the comedy relief. You might be on to something here. I can see the commercial now, maybe from the "Girls Gone Wild" producers. "America's Funniest Sex Bloopers!"

__Huntress__ 56M/58F

4/14/2006 5:25 am

I lost my Ben Wah balls ! Inside !

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