Sex.... Better in my dreams...  

SaucyNSassy 40F
2021 posts
3/30/2006 9:10 am

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4/1/2006 3:13 pm

Sex.... Better in my dreams...

I woke up this morning so hot! I had the naughtiest dream. Of course, right in the middle of it the alarm clock started blaring... DAMNIT!
I don't get good sex in person, why the hell can't I get great sex in my dreams uninterrupted.
The last few times I have had sex they have been horribly disappointing. They have made me wonder why I got undressed. So, here is the thing... Why aren't there any well endowed men in San Antonio or surrounding areas that know how to work it? I mean I've had decent sex recently but do I really want to settle for sex w/ the word decent in front of it? Nooo I don't.

I swear there are so many sexy, and/or well endowed men in the freaking U.K.. Ireland and Scotland are filled w/ men that I would LOVE to get my hands on. Canada has a few men that I would give in to in a heartbeat. So, why not Texas? Why must this big freakin state be so disappointing?


Can you believe that there isn't a mood option for SEXUALLY frustrated???

jadedbabe78 107F

3/30/2006 9:52 am

Tell us how you really feel.....

I know what you mean about the sex dreams. They're delicious...they're fantastic....but ffs, something always happens that we get woke up in the middle of the damn things!!

Didn't you know? All the hot men are ALWAYS everywhere EXCEPT where you live. Geesh....I learned that a long time ago, LOL.


SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
3/30/2006 10:03 am

Hey, guess what? I just saw you on the slot machine for the first time. Way cool!

I don't know what to say. Move? Maybe Jadey needs a roommate.

But you heard about the guy who found out most auto accidents happen 5 miles from home? He packed his family up and moved 20 miles away.

So, just when you get up and go, Mr right will move to SA from a town with no good women. You'll be two ships that pass in the night.

OK, when is there going to be a study to see which State or town has the most sexually qualified men?

Happy hunting,

muscles4u2have 56M
1645 posts
3/30/2006 11:19 am

Cum to Washington!! I will satisfy you!!! No dreamin either!!

p33c3y0 43M

3/30/2006 2:25 pm

at least the compensate for it well by driving around big trucks with gun racks.

MrNuttz05 50M

3/30/2006 3:17 pm

Hey, come to Detroit... Real men are here & they wear uniforms with the word 'PISTONS' on them... Ha! I haven't forgot... The Spurs are boys holding on to a trophy made for men. We want it back...

Oh yeah, hey, I am sure something is there right under your nose, Sassy... Be patient

SaucyNSassy 40F

4/1/2006 8:34 am

Jadey, ffs? what does THAT stand for? I have learned that all the hot men are EVERYWHERE but in Texas! DAMNIT!
S.R. lol... I can do w/out seeing myself up there but I would MUCH rather see myself up there than some of the NASTY ass pics I have seen. I won't even get into it. Don't worry, I'm not moving, it would be just like you said... all the men would move to S.A. lol

Handsum, you may give in to those daydreams.

Muscles, I KNOW that you would satisfy me. Damnit! Why can't everyone move to Texas? There is plenty of room here.

P33, that kinda compensation does nothing for me

Nuttz, First of all, I love my Spurs aka THE CHAMPIONS but I assure you they have been PISSING ME OFF this year. If only they would get their head out of their asses..grrr... Really, dont get me started. As for the Pistons being REAL men. There are a few I would like to ck for that... Also, I don't have any patience but thanks sweetie!

Nstant, I love margaritas but prefer Pina' Coladas.
AS for Hillary! EWE! Honey, that was a nightmare not a dream. lol...


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