Cum on My Tits!!!  

SaucyNSassy 40F
2021 posts
1/20/2006 11:18 pm

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Cum on My Tits!!!


Okay, I know you will find this hard to believe but as much as I love to suck, lick and stroke an amazing, long, thick juicy cock... I do not swallow. I don't even want it (his cum) in my mouth. I think it has to do with me being a clean freak OR it could be because EWE!!! That stuff tastes NASTY! Now, I have to admit there has been one guy who warned me that he was about to cum and I tasted a little by choice...Hmm.. wasn't so bad. Didn't smell bad either.. I was in shock. First time EVER! Anyway, with the exception of that night...where he just came on himself... due to our position.
Men, If a woman won't let you cum in her mouth...where do you prefer to cum? I love for a man to shoot his hot cum on my tits so I can rub it around on my nipples while he watches me make them hard...
Ladies, do you swallow? spit? where does he cum?

Another nasty subject from "Sassy"...lol

kimochiE 34M

1/20/2006 11:35 pm

I couldn't stand being with a woman who thinks swallowing is "EWE!!!" period. Honestly, I would find it really offensive, and I'm sure a lot of other men would too. Seesh, talk about a turn off. "If I can swallow, why can't she? Does she even want me?" That's what would be going through my mind. On the other hand, one of the sexiest things I've ever heard was hearing my Japanese lover tell me "oishii!" ("yummy!") after she swallowed me. Men who are afraid of their own taste, women who are afraid of their own taste, men and women who are afraid of each other's tastes... such unsexy hang-ups.


i_fuck_dirty 34F

1/20/2006 11:39 pm

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING INTO WORDS WHAT I HAVE FELT FOR YEARS. i hate swallowing. it is totally an OCD thing. besides the fact that i feel compelled to brush my teeth immediately afterwards, i dont like the surprise of him shooting in. i can't drink soda because of the bubbles moving around, much less something shooting hot nasty fluid into my mouth at random. i might swallow for a birthday or something special, but its seriously on the bottom of my list, right next to sticking a carrot up my ass. anyway... where does he cum? face, tits, pussy, ass, condom, bed, shower, floor..... anywhere.... just not my mouth!


cleusexmaker3 45M

1/20/2006 11:40 pm

handleLets do it, I like and you like, so what we waiting for?


HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F

1/20/2006 11:40 pm

I SWALLOW, BUT, JUST AS I FEEL HIM ABOUT TO CUMM, I DEEP THROAT THE BAD BOY, AND I REALLY DON'T TASTE MUCH OF IT.....


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/20/2006 11:48 pm

Luv being in the doggy style position,pumping away till I'm close to shooting my load and pulling out,stroking it and shooting it all over her dripping butthole......MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


KC_JJ 55M

1/21/2006 12:16 am

It oftentimes seems that it's actually a girl that is champion of eating the weirdest and sickest stuff on the face of the earth on that krazy Fear Factor stunt style game show.

But when I see such courageous and capable females perform such stupendous and seeminly impossible feats of consumption I always have little doubt that they are also full blown troopers when it comes to respectfully downing the seed of their favored man.

I'm guessing that watching who's good at that sort of thing might often be a good way of theoretically separating the "spitters from the swallowers".

Something that I have yet to figure out about myself is the seeming fact that I've consistently attracted "spitters"as opposed to the preferred "respectful swallowers". Oh yes, I do now remember one but she was indeed a needle in a haystack.

The last GF I had regularly had those rare but sometimes seen "old faithful" geyser style of eruptive, gusher orgasms. Usually she only had them when she was riding atop of me and pounding down like a piledriver, cowgirl style. But once in a freak occurrence she had one while I was both licking her "rosebud regions" and massaging her "g-spot walnut". I was caught by surprise and was blasted point blank, full force in the face.

The flavor was not bad either and was somewhat reminiscent of bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. I once read up on the fuid that is ejected in these types of orgasms and the report I read claimed that it was quite high in fructose content. In that regard it would probably make for a good quick energy drink.

That fluid can really come out with quite a bit of force though and there was an as yet unproven rumor going around once that it was the force of one of these that actually killed Elvis Presley. Blasted him clean across the room and then landed his carcass square on top of the bathroom toilet seat! Or so went the rumor.

KC_JJ

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fantasia_shares 48M/44F
4164 posts
1/21/2006 12:16 am

Hmmm...my hubby has a gal pal he chats with online who always tells him "I'm a good southern girl, I don't spit!" LOL... I've swallowed occasionally, and I'm not so impressed, but like I said, I've done it occasionally... semen is weird stuff...sticky goo that gums to the back of your throat and sometimes tastes kinda bad (bitter)...Nothing against the guy, really, it's really not something I want in my mouth all the time.

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SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
1/21/2006 12:28 am

Only had one sucessfull "oral" experience. And she "made all gone". Only one request of "tell me when you are going to cum". She didn't ask that I put it anywhere. Guess it was just going to go in the dirt. We were camping.
I guess I would prefer a swallower. Pulling out seems unnatural (just like the withdrawl method seems weird). So I guess if she minded I would rather just move down south and finish there deep inside her. Although cumming all over your, I mean her, breasts sounds good too. I won't knock it until I've tried it. Hell I'll try anything at this point.
S.R.


Dallas_Male_35 48M
255 posts
1/21/2006 12:45 am

LOL. Damn, girl . . . you don't pull any punches, do you!?

I have to say that it feels better when someone actually "finishes what they started." The part of oral sex that feels so good is being inside your mouth. When we are about to cum, and you just stop. . . . well, all I can compare that to is if you are letting me eat your out, and then you start to have an orgasm and when I sense it, I just stop, back up 6 inches and stare at it, maybe flicking a finger on your clit ever second or two, and just wait for you to finish on your own with no stimulation.

Several years ago, I was dating someone. She was the only person in my life up to that point (hell, ever, if you want to be technical) that I cared enough about to ever consider marrying. One day we were in bed, and she was going down on me, and when she sensed that I was about to cum, she said, "Do you want me to swallow it?" Now, being MALE, I said, "Yes," because I did. She swallowed, didn't even wait for me to finish the spraying of the loads, and she was up and on the run to the bathroom where she had gotten sick and vomited, because it made her sick. (Of course, all the air she swallowed at the same time during her gagging didn't help, so it was more like a "Vurp" - or vomiting burp - LO.

Anyway, the point of that is that when she came back in, crying, because she felt like she let me down, she said that she didn't want to do it again, and she never did . . . and I could never have asked her to.

If you care about someone, then I don't guess it really matters if you swallow or not. . . as long as they like what you do to them, and how you make them feel.


rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
1/21/2006 12:48 am

Oh, hell no! It'a job, ladies, and I take it seriously. I swallow. Why? 1) I caught one in the eye once in High School. Yeah, I just got my sight back last week.
2) That stuff goes everywhere, and especially if I just changed the sheets, I'm gonna get pissed. It's just cleaner this way. I keep a beverage right by the bed, One deep swallow, it's all over.
3) Might I recommend sucking an Altoid before hand? It takes the edge off, and guys seem to like the feel of it tingling..(what...evverrrr)
I have been giving head for 20 years, and still adore it. I love most when you can make a guy come like a girl, with a bunch of noise.
I will always swallow. It's just become second nature at this point.

LET'S GO METS!!!


Shutterbug02 64M

1/21/2006 2:07 am

A wonderful young lady told me beer and cum are an acquired taste. Some women seem to love it. One woman I know goes crazy over it like she will die if you don't cum in her mouth. She also likes to be tit fucked, she calls it monkey fucking. She is alot of fun.


rm_sharksnsails 47M
738 posts
1/21/2006 5:36 am

sassy
I greatly prefer that the girl swallows, though it is not a make or break deal for me.
But if she isn't going to swallow, at lest get right up to the point and finish with a strong hand job, shoot it on your neck, or tits, but don't act like "this is your problem".
For a guy stopping a BJ without finishing somehow is like to a girl when the guy roles over and goes to sleep without helping you get there. Sometimes if it is taking too long I will stop the bj, because I can tell the girl is getting tired (sometimes muscles just get sore)
I really get miffed if after going down on a girl and giving her mind blowing orgasm, if she treats going down on me as some chore. One girl said "it's so much more work to give head than to eat pussy" man oh man,,, WRONG!!!! pussy requires attention to detail, timing multiple actions at once (you got to be able to get both hands doing intresting shit while the tounge is doing something else) you have to be the master of fucking sensitivity of her feelings and body to get that girl to squeal just so. You got to know when your pushing to hard, when to rub slower (even though shes aching for you to rub faster). you got to know when one part is getting too sensitive, and just exactly how much tickling to do to get those nerves perked. and it's so much more than a twat thing, you got to do the whole body suspense story with little plot twists and humours interludes, touches of gentle pain, moisten this, tweek that, lick here, kiss there. MAN o MAN, but with a guy its just like, moisten stroke hard, fast, repeat, boom. I mean not really that simple, BUT, not as technically difficult as a woman. But you do have the one question to worry about, spit, swallow, or dodge? well, I tell you, if I go that extra mile and get you all the way there, please don't stop halfway and think I'm perfectly ok. Like "ok, just finish in my pussy now". at that point arrrrrgggghhhh. sorry, just ranting....
uh, coming on the tits, neck, in the hair, are all ok, i guess on the ass is nice too, a good blowjob that won't end in a swallow can still get a ten if it ends with "oh please come in my ass with your fuckrod", lol.
lol,
rotflmao,
still rotflmao ... (i love that word "fuckrod", I read it on another blog yesterday, say it outloud and try not to chuckle)

Oh and by the way humming or making yummy noises is a great way to make an ordinary blowjob rock the panet.


goldinboy2 61M

1/21/2006 6:14 am

To swallow or not such is the Sassy question of the day.
You know I really don't think most guys care, when you are about to cum you could point it at the ceiling and as long as your still strokin it. Myself I do have a facial fetish, and a cum on your tits fetish, just don't stop.


QuiteAGoodHandle 52M

1/21/2006 6:16 am

Hi Sassy,

Most women dont swallow, alas. They are missing out, its actually healthy and you will like the taste of it after a while and with practice. Its just the same as a man liking women's pussy juice. At the start, you're not quite sure, but after many you just cant get enough. Like some foods, its an acquired taste!

> Men, If a woman won't let you cum in her mouth...where do you prefer to cum? I love for a man to shoot his hot cum on my tits so I can rub it around on my nipples while he watches me make them hard...

Yes, I can shoot over her tits, or move to penetration and come inside her. Its often ended up in her hair, on her neck, on the wall, on the pillow, not a good choice for a wet spot, but it all dries in time.

Keep them shooting Sassy,

Quite.


jadedbabe78 107F

1/21/2006 7:40 am

You know, it really depends. I've swallowed a few times. Wasn't so bad those few times. I've spit a few times simply because those *are* the ones that were rather foul tasting, lol. Sad but true--what the man eats or drinks has an effect.

I had one who didn't want me to swallow and he wanted to cum on my tits--well, truth be known, he wanted me to get all porn star like and cum on my face and I said hell no! So, he had to settle for the twins.

The above suggestion of the altoid--works wonders and does help.


i_fuck_dirty 34F

1/21/2006 8:12 am

after reading some of these other responses i feel compelled to redeem myself as not being a swallower.... in that everytime i give head there is also the question "do i want to swallow or have my BF kiss me afterwards?" which is totally stupid on his part, but until he starts kissing me after i swallow there is no need for me to overcome my OCD issues about swallowing. and as far as what kimoshi said, who ever i am going down on KNOWS i want to be there, sucking. and he knows that not swallowing does not affect that.


HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
1/21/2006 8:41 am

To each their own, and whatever feels (or tastes good) works for me
Having you, or anyone, ask for me to cum on your chest, then to rub it in on your nips, is a great turn on


trust2bdiscreet2 45M

1/21/2006 9:29 am

Sassy;

What happened to "ALWAYS USE PROTECTION".
There is no money shot with protection on.

If the lady wants or expects a money shot I will roll the condom off just before I cum. I will geve her a pearl necklace. Its up to her. The whole power struggle about the cum in the mouth does nothing for me. I do the money shot where she wants it and only if she wants it.

Joke: guy in a bar asks the guy next to him, "how did you get the black eye". "long story" he says. So the guy tinks he will try to some conversation going with a different question "how do you make your girlfriend hot, I mean really HOT!!!!". Other guy replies "when Im about to cum I jump out of bed and run over to the window and jack off and cum all over the curtains, motherfucker that makes her hot. Makes her so hot and pissed off she wants to kill me, its how I got the black eye".

Cuation Flag goes up!
Trust


LoveOralSex6 43M
22 posts
1/21/2006 10:24 am

Shucks Sassy . . Gotta admit this is a bit of a surprise after reading the rest of your blog . . . But it only takes one star off of my wall of admiration for you. There are still enough left to light up the sky. Don't know if you squirt or not, but I know nothing could stop me from tasting you if I ever had the chance. Your name "Saucy" conjures up a wonderfully exciting thought in my mind regarding how you would taste. It's one of the things I enjoy thinking about as I read your blogs. Too bad you don't find the same opportunity to be enjoyable for when you are driving your guy crazy . . . but at least you talk about it and that let's a guy know how NOT to surprise you. I know a lot about the taste has to do with diet. Many foods make it taste a bit bitter . . . some make it taste sweet. I'm told drinking a lot of fruit juices a day or so before can make it taste a lot better. Perhaps you should experiment to see if that might change your mind. If it doesn't . . . letting it flow in the valley between those beautiful "girls" of yours would still drive any man crazy . . . or releasing inside of you (in a condom if you prefer) just at the same moment you are screaming loud enough to awake the neighbors in the next hotel room because you're experiencing the best orgasm ever, would be even better. See ya! (Note this is post number 2 . . . I wish they allowed standard members to send e-mail on this damned thing.)


rm_mrbuns1000 41M
38 posts
1/21/2006 11:44 am

Silky a friend told me he are atrawberries the night before he had sex with his girlfriend and when she tasted his come it tasted of strawberries so now i have them every day ha ha.

Buns


Mitch_Rider_AL 42M

1/21/2006 12:58 pm

Sexual hang-ups are so funny. Love the taste of pussy, or at least it gives me so much pleasure that my brain tells me I do. I've even eaten pussy after cumming all over it. If you're thinking that much about the taste, then you need someone better at focusing you on the pleasure center of your brain. I wouldn't order a pint of pussy juice at the bar, but try to stop me from having my serving in the bed! I would respect that from a girl since it is not that important to me but if you get rid of sexual hang-ups it only gets better. Mitch


rm_ricop1379 39M

1/21/2006 1:57 pm

I can sympathize with not wanting to swallow. But a girl that does, is a keeper. I don’t understand what being a neat freak has to do with not swallowing. I would think a neat freak would want to swallow so that stuff won’t get all over the place.

As for my favorite target. *The booty* Just rub it in and give it a good smack. Although, a facial is always good. I hear that stuff is good for the pores. Use it as facial cream.


Cainseviltwin 37M

1/22/2006 6:52 pm

Sassy, you're hot. While swallowing, as i think all these responses have shown, is a pretty 'big finish' turn on, it sounds like you have an incredibly sexy alternative planned, so its not like you're leaving your guy hanging when he's about to come. During my last encounter i actually pulled out and tore my condom off to spray her body, just because i haven't before. you probably read the results of that in my blog already ... anyway, it didn't taste so bad to me. Lover seems to really enjoy it, or else she wants to make me think so. To each their own, is what it boils down to. Let me repeat, you're hot.


SaucyNSassy 40F

1/22/2006 8:28 pm

Kim, heres the good news, you won't ever have to be with me but I do value your opinion. Now, as for tasting myself. I taste great... I love to touch myself and then let the man watch me suck it off my fingers...knowing how bad HE wants to lick my fingers. It's great! Men, however, don't taste nearly as good as I do. (my vain moment for the day, we all have them)
Dirty, Seriously, I love your comment! It was great! It just added to everything I was thinking...the Carrot up your ass line was hilarious and I totally agree! lol
Bothered, for a man I loved, I'd attempt the deep throat maneuver. Thanks for dropping by!
Passion, shoot it there, shoot it anywhere but stay away from my mouth and face.
KC, now this line had to suck..."I was caught by surprise and was blasted point blank, full force in the face. " However, I do not squirt, I do not shoot... lol. I have to find an amazing lover to even be able to have an orgasm. However, when I get turned on it is like a flood... I get SOOO fucking wet. It's unbelievable. Men are amazed and then they dive down under for a drink. They love it. It's their choice.
Fantasia, Exactly, I don't want something stuck to the roof of my mouth or anywhere else... a bad taste is one thing but that stuff can be like glue...lol.
S.R. " won't knock it until I've tried it. Hell I'll try anything at this point." I think that I JUST got to this point.. (except anal...lol)
Dallas, LMAO! Nope, I am as honest as honest gets baby! You knew that! It's one of the reason you luv me.uhhh...right?) Now, I finish the job baby, I keep stroking... letting that cum run all over my hands...or like I said...if he's up top.. I keep stroking on my tits it goes. The story about the gf throwing up (vurping) EWE!!! lol...seee THAT Is my point exactly!!!
CockMe, " I caught one in the eye once in High School. Yeah, I just got my sight back last week." I laughed so loud at that comment, I think my husband heard me downstairs...lol. I DO love when I am giving head and the guy is squirming and squeeling like a girl. It's great! You are a mans dream sweetie! We can't all be... Okay, fine, I don't want to be... with or without the Altoid! Thank you for you comment, I loved it!
Shutter, I bet she is. lol... (all of the men here want her phone# now!)
Shark, I would NEVER leave a man hanging, I value my ability to be the BEST tooo much! I swear I have never been told anything but that I am fantastic or I have an amazing mouth. I love it! If I don't finish the job with a great hand job or lay there for him to aim....lol..then I can't very well be the best, now can I? The men I am with don't seem to worry about cumming in my mouth. As a matter of fact after I have ridden them until they have blown their load again... I don't think they can think about anything.
Gold, Tits, yes... Face, no...
Quite, great laugh at the pillow comment. lol. I think my pussy juice tastes great. Granted, a vitamin or vicodin could give it the occasional bitter taste. Hmm.... If a man isn't loving my pussy. I want him to STOP eating it. Period. Tell me how nasty cum is good for my health Dr. Quite. I have heard that SO many times...lol. Nobody has convinced me yet. lol

"Sassy"


SaucyNSassy 40F

1/22/2006 9:38 pm

Jaded, LOL! "I had one who didn't want me to swallow and he wanted to cum on my tits--well, truth be known, he wanted me to get all porn star like and cum on my face and I said hell no! So, he had to settle for the twins. " How can I even respond to that? You are fucking hilarious!!! I would have done and said the same thing!!!

Cor, I'm all about a man thats easy to please...lol

Trust, COME ON!!! you can tear that condom off baby!!! Joke was funny, you are so silly!

Love, I dont squirt... I just flood...lol. "releasing inside of you (in a condom if you prefer) just at the same moment you are screaming loud enough to awake the neighbors in the next hotel room because you're experiencing the best orgasm ever, would be even better. " If you can make me do that... Catch the next flight to S.A.
Mr. Buns.... my name is Sassy... Silky is on another blog... lol

Mitch, HEll, my pussy tastes so good sometimes that I might order a pint of the juice... LOL! JK I dont have many sexual hangups but yes, I admit, this is one of them. Take me or leave me.

Ricop, Not a "neat" freak, a clean freak and I just don't feel clean with some nasty tasting stuff that could make me puke in my mouth. Puking is not clean or neat.... lol. Cum on my ass..go for it... keep it off my face and out of my mouth. lol

Cain, you are pretty hot yourself. (Remember, I've seen more than your shoulder) I think what you did sounded fun! and naughty and I love naughty!

"Sassy"


QuiteAGoodHandle 52M

1/23/2006 9:37 am

> Quite, great laugh at the pillow comment. lol. I think my pussy juice tastes great. Granted, a vitamin or vicodin could give it the occasional bitter taste. Hmm.... If a man isn't loving my pussy. I want him to STOP eating it. Period. Tell me how nasty cum is good for my health Dr. Quite. I have heard that SO many times...lol. Nobody has convinced me yet. lol

I cant comment on your pussy juice, as I have not tasted it .... I know that all woman taste different. I havent a cue about men's cum, some women I have een with have been spitters, a few have been lappers and couldnt get enough of the stuff, but as all were ladies none of them would say that I didnt taste good.

The saying is probably true, the proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Its good for you in that:

a) its all protein
b) that bobbing up and don and sucking action burns calories
c) the man is likely to want to return the compliment and before you know it your sex session is eating up yet more calories ...

although, from what you tell me your bum doesnt need that!

But no-one can force you to like the taste. If its a hang-up you have then thats ok, and you and your partner can just concentrate on lots of other aspects of your sex life and relationship.

enjoy,

Quite.


MrNuttz05 50M

1/23/2006 5:40 pm

OMG, Where have I been for THIS one? To begin with, ladies we taste you on every occasion, so to 'ewe', cough, & spit is horse shit... I taste you so it's fair for you to taste me. But wait... We are men!... And man makes sport of everything! So, if I can't cum in your mouth, & I have the choice of my desire, well I choose your face. And we picture the bullseye on the face & we aim for 'center mass'.... I know, I know SAUCY, what you are going to say! Save it! Men deserve pleasure here to, don't we! We have disires, prefernences, kinks too. Don't we????? Bullseye...


rm_simplejerry 52M
19 posts
1/24/2006 8:04 pm

i had a girl, she always swallow my first cum upto the last drop before we start our fucking session, it really turned me on that made me hard for at least five times for three hours. sad, after her, didnt find another one like her who swallows.


SaucyNSassy 40F

1/25/2006 2:52 pm

Quite, Im fine w/ the exercise of the head bobbing...lol. Just not the consumption of the cum...lol. Yes, the proof is in the pudding.
"Sassy"


Mitch_Rider_AL 42M

1/29/2006 7:26 pm

Take you or leave you??? Hmmm, I'll take you. JK. It should really be OK not to want that. If your still giving head thats all that matters. Guys may say it matters but a release feels good any way you look at it. I'll admit it saves on the cleanup in aisle 1 but who cares about that if you're getting some. Besides as cute as you are why the hell would a guy be fussy?

Mitch


SaucyNSassy 40F

3/28/2006 7:21 am

Handsum, my tits, my stomach, hell anywhere but my face and mouth are FAIR game. lol... You are right, I taste amazing.

"Sassy"


SaucyNSassy 40F

3/28/2006 10:39 pm

Handsum, where do you live again? lol


"Sassy"


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