Ask Me ANYTHING!!!  

SaucyNSassy 40F
2021 posts
1/4/2006 10:14 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


What am I about to do? lol... Well, I was thinking if you took the time to answer my 15 questions or at least some of them. You should get to ask me some AND since I like the sound of 20 questions so much more... I give each of you 5 questions that you can ask me! My 15 questions and your 5 make a nice 20 questions... Okay, a lot more than that for me but you get my point... SO, let me have it baby! (men and

Why do I have the feeling I am going to regret this?

Here's another pic that I took of myself the other night when I was drunk. Me and my baby (my Nikon) had a little fun... Innocent, of course.


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
1/4/2006 11:51 pm

Why does my washing machine only eat one of my socks at a time? Why not take both of them and be done with it?

jadedbabe78 107F

1/4/2006 11:56 pm

ok, Miss Sassafras, lol....I'm going to try and get my proper ass self to be a bit dirty haha (yeah, sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Woohhooo, I'm first!

Five questions....

-Where is the kinkiest place you ever had sex?
-What has been your best experience by far, sexually of course?
-Spit or swallow, that is the question? Yeah, I'm sure the men will be thinking DAMNIT WOMAN, I WANTED TO ASK THAT!!! LOL
-What's the most times you've cummed in one session of fun?
-What's your definition of sexy? (yeah, I ran out of thoughts, it obvious?)

DowntownCS 36M

1/5/2006 12:08 am

Ok..I'll be the first one.

1. What do you wear to bed?
2. Do you have any dreams you wanna pursue?
3. What do you do for a living?
4. What is the sexiest thing you ever did to turn a guy on?
5. What is your idea of a fun night?

I wish i could ask more.. I have so much i want to ask. Lol
Look forward to you answers. Peace!

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
1/5/2006 1:19 am

OK Miss Sassy, you're going to answer your original 15 questions and then:

1. What, other than your marriage, is the longest relationship you have had?

2. Have you always lived in Texas?

3. What extracurricular activities did you do in High School?

4. What is the most number of orgasms you have had in one EVENT?

5. What is the thing you notice about a man when you first see him which gets you hot?

OK, that's 5 as requested.

Cainseviltwin 37M

1/5/2006 5:37 am

wow! jaded and downtown are good at this game! i just posted my answers so i could come and do this, so here goes:

1 - When are you coming to Florida?
2 - Do you think man77 could come, as long as we're traveling? Would he go for a threesome?
3 - What kind of idiot uses cat piss as an AdultFriendFinder handle?
4 - Would you find it sexy to have cum sprayed on your body? Are there circumstances that might make it sexy?
5 - What are you doing tomorrow night?

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/5/2006 6:30 am

Keith, the washer wants you to know it has taken a sock. It is an evil and viscious cycle.(get it, cycle, lol) If it takes them both you may not realize the power it has and then you wouldn't fear the loss of your socks. I used to sacrifice a pair to the washer at least once a mth for good measure but for the past few years I have had a front loader washer (which I love) so no more sacrifices needed. SEE!!! you didn't think I would answer that question, DID YOU?????? I said, ANY QUESTION!!! LOL!

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/5/2006 7:06 am

Hmm.. yeah, I know it was SO hard for you to TRY to be dirty!!! lol... Looking in a mirror mean anything to you???
Okay, here I go...
#1. Kinkiest place... I would say a trashy ass adult megaplex in Austin, Texas. There was a room w/ all of the small rooms put together w/ cheap thin wood wall dividers and cheap locks. My ex fucked me while we listened to porn... HERE Is the funny thing. When we got in and put in the tokens the only porn that came on was gay men porn...LMAO!!! I died, it was hilarious. Seeing one guy fuck another in the ass did nothing for EITHER of Anyway, we just occupied ourselves with each other... The ceilings were SO low to the When you walked in you had to turn into a hobbit. Damn, we were fucking our brains out in there.. (trying not to touch much) I'm a germ freak, do you realize how much sprayed,dried cum is probably in that room? EWE!!! Anyway, and to top it off while my loud ass is moaning there is this man next door... BEGGING!!! "let me come in, please... let me watch her, mmm.. man, come on, I just want to watch those tits bounce...come on man, I just wanna watch..." It was sick and disgusting yet hilarious. When we walked out...and I am NOT joking there were about 6 men outside our door listening... we had been on 6th street so I was dressed kinda provocatively... (I had some clothes on, just not much) Short skirt, no bra w/ a strapless halter shirt.... nipples hard as hell all night... Anyway, it was creepy when we walked out. We are LUCKY they didn't ban together and attack. Because of THAT, I would never go back.... Creepy but all in all FUN and erotic!!! Had to be there but damn, that's a long answer...
#2. (yes, I am finally done w/ #1) Hmmm... I swear woman, these are long ass in depth answers here... how about ..."what is your favorite color?" then I can just say Blue and be done with Okay, damn, Best Sexual experience.. I'm going to make it short and sweet. (like me) The first time I had a full blown amazing orgasm!!! My ex bf went down on me and rubbed my clit with a vibrator until I purred like a kitten. Mmm.... God, I miss him.
#3. I am about to ruin EVERY mans fantasy about Keep that CUM out of my mouth..period. If I get it in my mouth, I will hold it there, come up and introduce you to the "snowball method". Get the picture???
#4. Oh how nice it would be to be one of those women that could count them. Mine are rare... few and far in between. DAMNIT!!!
#5 Sexy is a woman who has self confidence, knows how to look at you like she is able to read your dirty thoughts and has that smile that you cant take your eyes off. (I'm not going to say I possess these qualities bc that would be vain... and I'm far from that)
That was fun! But damn, could you make the questions any harder??? lol!!!

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
1/5/2006 8:57 am

Good one sassy, and thanks! I suspected that was the case.
Nasty ol washing machine, it is toying with me...

brockit911 49M/38F

1/5/2006 9:29 am

ok heres my questions for u
1. Favorite color?
2. Favorite food?
3. Favorite sexual position?
4. Why is that your favorite sexual position?
5. What do you prefer a woman to wear? Panties, thongs or boy shorts? (If female, what do you wear???)
6. What do you prefer for a man to wear? Boxers, Boxer Briefs or tightie whities? OR bikini?
(If Male, what do you wear?)
7. What do you enjoy more giving or receiving oral sex and why?
8. Do you like oral sex at all ? If not, WTF??? HUH???
9. Favorite Movie?
10. What kind of music do you listen to MOSTLY?
11. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?
12. What is your favorite drink? (alcoholic or non-alcoholic, your choice)
13. What is your biggest flaw?
14. What do you love about your body the most?
15. What is your best personality trait?

HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
1/5/2006 11:05 am

Hmmmm...5 questions...I had a hard enough time answering the 15!

1. How many pictures did you and 'Nikon' take on Saturday?
[that one was easy ]
2. Any "risque" ones?

Damn...I think I ran out (or out of courage to ask )

Thanks for the fun Sassy; and for sharing

Dallas_Male_35 48M
255 posts
1/5/2006 11:45 am

Hmm, easy questions? Why should life be easy!? These questions are easy. . . will your answers be? (shit, that was a rhetorical question, don't answer that)

1. Do you believe in true love?
2. Do you believe in love at first sight?
3. Do you believe sex/intimacy is important in a relationship?
4. Could you ever be 100% faithful to one man?
5. I know what you say in your Blogs, but, if the right man came along, would you really leave your husband for him?

im_your_man77 40M
961 posts
1/5/2006 12:11 pm

1/ What are your 3 naughty wishes?
2/This might have been asked already but i'll say it anyway, whats your biggest turn on?
3/You have a thing for favourites so lets turn this on hits head, whats your least favourite thing.
4/What would you like to try but have not done so yet?
5/When you die (it happens to us all)what would you like god to say to you and what would you to god?

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/5/2006 1:58 pm

Downtown, Here I go!
1. Boyshorts & a tank top...but I always wake up naked bc my clothes wrap around me...
2. Yes
3. I am a photographer... I do weddings mostly and I work for a concrete company... (talk about different kinds of work) lol
4. wow...the sexiest thing.. Hmm... one night I tied up my boyfriend, blindfolded him, put on sexy black lace linerie, high heels, thigh highs and garter and teased him for hours with MANY things...
5. Idea of a fun night.... Read above Okay, Hmm.. A fun night is dinner with someone who I can really enjoy holding a conversation with. Then, we could go see a movie BUT a more interactive thing would be to play pool. I'm not very good but I can hang. You won't clear the table on me.
I liked those questions! If you wanna ask more... go for it. You get a free pass cause you're so nice.

SR... I will make my 15 questions another or this one will be 50 comments
So, #1 longest relationship besides marriage... 1yr 5mths.
#2 Yes, I have always lived in hell... I mean Texas.
#3 Drama/Theatre Arts, Choir, Art, flirting 101 ( I taught this class) Volleyball, Oh and "Unity For All".
#4 You and Jaded are killing me... I should go to UA... Unorgasmic Anonymous. I have only met ONE man that could make me orgasm. DAMN, he was SO good...
#5 First thing I notice about a man... HIS SMILE ...then his eyes... then his hands... Then after 5 mins alone with him..his bulge in his pants... (I said, I'd be honest) lol
Thanks SR!!!

Cain, really are evil.
#1. The next time I go to Disney world!!! (Yes, I can be a big kid!)
#2. Sorry baby, I DON'T share... lol..nor will I be shared (good try though )
#3. A rude obnoxious loser named Tomcat Spray... GRrrr... how dare he be rude to someone on my blog!!! (2 people actually) This is the place for adults NOT immature pricks!
#4. I don't know that I have been with a man that literally sprays cum as much as shoots it out in LARGE quantities. The idea of it anywhere on my body used to not interest me but NOW I am good with him shooting it on my tits and watching me rub it around on my hard nipples...
#5. LOL! Going to dinner w/ family for my mommy's bday. Then, kicking their butts in Scrabble or we may play UNO and they can kick my butt. (See, I'm not ALL about sex and being bad, I am

Thanks you guys for taking time to do this! I had fun!!! (and I still get to answer more!!! woohoo!!!)

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/5/2006 2:03 pm

Keith, it IS toying with you. I'm sure there was a washing machine rule book for all the washing machines when they were born that said... "Thou shalt EAT at least 3 socks a month." Yeah, I need some
Brian!!! Cheater! I'll answer those next blog! Promise! Nothing to ask me???
Cor, Thanks for answering!
1. We took (counting) 14. Most look close to the same though
2. Kinda, yes.. 2
I'm glad you had fun! I did too!


SaucyNSassy 40F

1/5/2006 2:32 pm

Easy, huh? Okay, here I go again...
1. YES! 2. YES!! 3. YES!!! 4. YESSS!!!! 5. YES!
Thanks for making them easy!

rm_longliner002 51M
227 posts
1/5/2006 3:34 pm

does a kiss on the back of your neck turn you on?
do you know were your G spot is?
do you like sex as soon as you wake up?
have you ever started a fight just so you kiss and make up?
would you pose nude for you boyfriend and let him take pictures?

jadedbabe78 107F

1/5/2006 4:44 pm

lol, Sassy---I can count the orgasms on my hand too, well--the ones from actually fucking . If I don't get off from foreplay, it probably won't happen!! There's been only a few...ahh memories, heehee. And I was a reporter by nature once upon a time, gotta think of the questions to get people talking (actually, I suck at it, that's why I don't do it anymore, lol.)

DowntownCS 36M

1/5/2006 6:14 pm

Wow.. sassy baby you sound so damn sexy! Thank you for answering my questions. I love questions, its really a fun easy way to get to know someone fast. Ok here are five more.

1. What is one goal you want to accomplish before the end of 06?
2. What is one sexual fantasy you haven't had the chance to pursue yet?
Honestly to tell you the truth, I did theatre in high school. I actually went to college and received my BFA in theatre. That leads me to my next question.
3. Is there a movie you would have love to have been in? If so, Which role would have loved to play?
4. Do you masturbate? I know its kinda in left field
last but now least
5. Do you enjoy having your toes sucked?
Ok sorry one more.. Since you are a photographer, which I think is very kewl
6. Have you ever seen the movie Picture Perfect?

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/5/2006 10:41 pm

You were bound and determined to get me to answer this question weren't you? lol...
Question #1.My 3 Naughty wishes : 1. I wish a man would fly 4,000 miles to see me and spend weeks just spending time with me, making me smile and laugh. 2. I wish that same man would please me with oral sex until I had an earthshattering orgasm. 3. I would like to meet a man who could fuck me for hours and please me with oral sex for hours and make me orgasm OVER AND OVER again!!!
AND question #2. Biggest turn on... I love when a man walks up behind me, wraps his arms around me, moves my hair aside and kisses my neck while caressing my breasts... that feels amazing and makes me sooo HOT!!!(not to mention how much it turns me on when his cock is hard and pressed up against my back/ass...
#3. My least favorite thing??? That's vague... least fav. food, least fav. color... least fav. thing a man can do.. Come on, work w/ me here. I could be here all day listing least favorite things...such as
#4. What would I like to try but I haven't done yet... Sexually? or just anything? I would LOVE to go SKYDIVING but I haven't done that yet.
#5. When I die, I hope that God says "Girl, you were quite the little backslider but I love you anyway and I forgive you, come on in"(as he opens the pearly gates for me) I would just tell him how sorry I am that I screwed up so much and I would thank him for his constant forgiveness and for keeping me safe.

Thanks Sweetie! I should have known you would squeeze a 3 part question into one of your questions!!! lol (#1)

rm_mrbuns1000 42M
38 posts
1/6/2006 9:26 am

Ok Sassy i have a few questions for you.
1. Have you ever had a G-spot orgasm and if so describe how it felt
2. Would you do a 3 some with two other guys or two other girls?
3. Have you ever had sex in water?
4. have you ever video'd yourself up to something naughty
5. When you coming across the ocean?

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/6/2006 11:52 am

1.Yes, a kiss on the back of the neck is a huge turn on for me.
2.Yes, but nobody else seems
3.I like sex, ALL day... morning, noon or night...
4. No
5. Yes, I would...

Jaded, so, I'm not alone in my unorgasmic world... It's nice to have some

1. I want to be HAPPILY married or in a happy relationship.
2. My hotel room fantasy, (on Profile) still waiting for it to be fulfilled.
3. Shag, I would have been Carson OR maybe you were expecting me to say Pretty Woman and I would have been Vivien the JK!!!
4. I just can't get off on myself. Maybe I need a vibrator... Hmm... Anyone want to go shopping with me???
5. Hmm....if I am in the mood, an ex used to always do it, As long as I just got out of the
6. I saw it when it first came out... don't really remember it.

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/6/2006 11:55 am

Mr. Buns,
1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. No
5. As soon as possible.


sabre_805 56M

1/6/2006 9:30 pm

Ya I got a question.

Did your husband stop having sex with you because you got fat or just because you bore him in bed?

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/6/2006 11:14 pm

Thank you everyone for the questions! I had fun answering them!

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/7/2006 11:28 am

Chin, you my dear, are never too late.

1. I don't care anymore. We just finished an "argument marathon" and I've been crying enough to where right now, I just don't care.
2. I love the music in Shag, I love the time period, I love the idea of 4 girls going to the beach together for a great time and meeting hot guys! lol..
3. No pets.. but I love dogs. Mom is allergic to cats so I won't be getting any of those stuck up
4. Funny you should ask... I'm definately not the basic Rose type chick. I love the Stargazer lilies. They are absolutely beautiful!
5. Sounds good.


rm_sharksnsails 47M
738 posts
1/19/2006 9:20 am

A pirate asks....

1 what do you wish for when you see a falling star?
3 what was the last random act of kindness you did?
2 what is the most important strength a man can have IYHO?
4 what are you most apprehensive of?
5 are you afraid to be alone/lonely?

I think of Paul and Linda,
"Maybe I'm amazed....

with intrigue, and intrest...

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