Memoirs of a Trophy Chick.  

Sarcasmistress 47F
220 posts
7/29/2006 8:11 am

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7/30/2006 6:49 pm

Memoirs of a Trophy Chick.

Tales of my mighty deeds [post 445678] and the reunion have been well documented and will not be repeated here. But I did find one story pretty damn funny.

At one point late in the evening, I went to the bar alone to get a drink. Two of Mr. Seriously's classmates (including the former stoner mentioned in his last blog) were leaning with their backs to the bar, surveying the crowd. As I came up and ordered, I heard them muttering between themselves, and one asked the other "Was she in our class?"

I looked at them, pointed at myself, and said "Date."

They sighed as though disappointed and asked "Who are you here with?"

I told them.

They looked a bit surprised and said, "Really?".

I found this vastly amusing.

Oh, and Mr. Seriously is charming. Very charming. Charming as hell. Insanely, irrationally, incredibly charming. I type that sarcastically (mostly in response to him standing next to me as I started this post, jumping up and down like spoiled child, whining "Tell them how charming I was!!!!") but the fact is, he is a freaking charming guy. I was playing bouncer/bodyguard/attack girlfriend fending off the advances of his divorced classmates who read in the program that he was divorced and a lawyer and smelled blood in the water. His general charmingness made this a hell of a lot harder to do without going all bunny-boiler on them.

I'm honestly looking forward to the official reunion tonight. I did make friends with some of his classmates, as he alleged, and now have chicks I can dance with to the 80s Soundtrack-of-our-Lives (I was two years behind him in high school, but hey, same tunes).

And I am sure he will be very, very charming.

MoonRise9 59M

7/29/2006 10:45 am

Really ..... that is hilarious.

"without going all bunny-boiler on them."

I'd like some details on what "bunny-boiler" means. Is it a Southern thing or am I just showing my age??

Seriously_Real 49M

7/29/2006 1:05 pm

You were great, sweetie. (You were pretty charming at the party, too....)


TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
7/30/2006 1:15 am

Somehow I just "know" this....he is a real charmer all right.
You got yourself a good one.

JustaSeeker 107F

7/30/2006 8:15 am!! Ixnay on the GC BBing references! I am calling for a worldwide moratorium in perpetuity. Do not cross me on this or my hair will spring out of my head in wild curls and I will end up slumped on the floor. Light on. Light off. Light on.

That is how crazy that makes me!

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