my cheap therapy after writing a blog.. I read it daily  

4888 posts
6/8/2006 8:35 pm
my cheap therapy after writing a blog.. I read it daily

When you are feeling stupid, read some of these...They make me feel better after a silly blog post or rant..

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
-- Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward .

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President


"We are ready for an u nforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
-- Al Gore, VP

"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."

-- Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need ?"
--Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowl er, FCC Chairman

I always feel so much better after reading this ..not much but better

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

mycin62 56F

6/13/2006 2:18 am

LMAO, too funny

SacredStarDance replies on 6/13/2006 4:30 pm:
glad you like it

rm_marnisway 86F
5018 posts
6/10/2006 11:08 pm

humor keeps us young and smiling. Thank you...



Nothing is ever the same... when it comes to pleasures.

with a hint....the erotic senses will manifest into an abounding mess of flesh

the mind needs fulfillment of the body

if it feels good is good

I've done it again...*S*

SacredStarDance replies on 6/12/2006 11:29 am:
this is the truth.. and a beautiful smile you have

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/9/2006 11:01 pm

I loved them, it made me feel so much better. Thank you Mrs. muff

SacredStarDance replies on 6/12/2006 11:29 am:

doingitright_44 58M

6/9/2006 6:40 pm

I have to say those were pretty cute, and I did get a laugh out of a few of

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 9:45 pm:
thats what I needed.. was to make someone laugh
Thanks for comming by

MaggiesWishes 61F

6/9/2006 1:23 pm

*belly roll*
I love quirky stuff!
This was really good... thanks for sharing.

warm huggies 2ya Sis

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 9:43 pm:

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
6/9/2006 8:31 am

Yup, I got the Adult ADD. It's true. Got the meds to prove it. lol.
The mind is alive and kicking. It's one of my greatest assets in my opinion. Always wish it was better though.

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 9:42 pm:
You must tell me what you are on.. Mine are not but hey have a sense of humor .. sorta..

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
6/9/2006 7:48 am

Certainly brings one back to reality.
Very funny.
I wonder how many things we've all said that just didn't come out right and we didn't even realize it.

Steve Martin,
I want to have my own set of hostages, everyone has 'em. And you have to have on crazy demand so if you get caught you can plead insanity:

A million dollars,
Getaway car
And the letter M stricken from the alphabet.

Hah, hah, hah!.... getaway car.

It was part of a joke but somehow your stories reminded me of it.
Go figure. Who really knows how my mind works.

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 8:00 am:
hey as long as the mind is working..yes The A.D.D. def. comes out of

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
6/9/2006 7:42 am

Thanks for the laugh dear.

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 7:57 am:
your very welcome.. thanks for stopping by

milfseeker27b 37M

6/9/2006 5:48 am

POTATOE (E - what was he thinking - DAN)

HAHA - thanks for the laugh before the interview

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 7:00 am:
good luck.... you go get them !!!!

nikid_64 53F

6/9/2006 5:39 am

Another example that freedom of speech is not always a good thing. This made me laugh and wonder if I've ever said anything like that?


SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 6:59 am:
I think we all say and type silly stuff.. as long as we can laugh at our selves.. all is good

firestarter665 44M/40F

6/9/2006 4:17 am

All of these people must look back at thier comments and say "Oh my gosh, I am a total idiot".

You made me feel better with this post. Thanks.

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 6:58 am:
I'm should feel better... your wonderful !

mickdevil 52M/53F
3496 posts
6/9/2006 3:45 am



Mick & Devil FWB
click me

Just Living Life

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 6:57 am:
I'm so glad.. love to make people laugh

Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
6/9/2006 12:25 am

The scary part is....we have to share the same planet with these people........

btw, NGs_ladymy lady says thank you for the laughs....they were needed after today....

NG61....disappearing back into the darkness with his lady at his side....

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 6:56 am:
Hope your day is must of really laughed that I just found out who your lady was.. I'm such a goof..I have been so courious of the other half of this wonderful mind of yours and she has been infront of me this entire time.. both those minds together under the same roof.. oh my...did not pick up on the handle..yep I need to go a shade

rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
6/8/2006 11:12 pm

I feel better also. Gotta say, I just left Lusty's blog and quoted you. Now I come here and get this. Feels like the total package to me. lol

SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 6:48 am:
lol.. glad you came back by

docdirk 49M

6/8/2006 9:33 pm

Hell, I feel better!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

SacredStarDance replies on 6/8/2006 10:15 pm:
see all is good

JuicyBBW1001 56F

6/8/2006 8:38 pm

come over and read some erotica that should perk ya right up hehehehe


SacredStarDance replies on 6/9/2006 6:46 am:
will be right there

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