beaver hunting season  

4888 posts
9/12/2006 8:48 am
beaver hunting season

This time of the year makes me feel restless..scattered..almost lost..
I guess its because I see adds in all the papers with fall colors.
the new fall fashons..holloween..thanksgiving.. and here iam wearing shorts and a tank top thinking about jumping in the pool. in this 90 degree weather..
But the sense takes place.. like an primal instinct to get prepared for warmth.. go shopping to make and bake apple pies and brownies and such.. chop fire wood..
to put away all the summer clothes and bring out sweaters and boots.. shawls and wraps.. to use one
even though it's still warm and balmy here.. you can still feel the change in the air.

It was around this time of the year I learned about hunting..many years ago..
I was Living In Arkansas (Via ex vally girl from California).. anyways met some wonderful friends there.. all married and they would always invite me over trying to fix me up with a brother or a cousin.. or just somebody.. It just wasn't right for a woman to be over 20 and not married back then. or at least have a boy friend.. a steady fella..

Any ways a friend of mine invited me over for there annual " send the men off " party.. yep.. this is where all the woman help there hubby's get ready for hunting.. ( yuck ).. but I would go... this was my second time.. and it really was fun..

All the woman cooking and putting to gether necessities they may need out in the woods.. I would laugh at the bottles of pepto.. aspirin.. ben gay... lol yep true hunters here..

We would cook a big feast and do a check list to make sure the guys had everything..sit around a bond fire laughing.. picking on one another.. I was always the only single woman there..and Iwould find my self envious of all of them.. and some woman would tell me they envied me.. so we lived through each others life vicariously..

two of the youngest of men showed up late in there big old jacked up to the sky pick up truck.. 4 wheel drive with all the bells and whistles.. candy red apple.. as they were climbing out of this monster.. they were saying they were just stopping by to wish the guys luck..

I knew these guys quite well and asked why they were not going hunting.. one replied "we are going hunting.. beaver hunting.."
I said Beaver hunting..never heard of beaver hunting..
( everyone is giggling )
I asked what can you do with a lil beaver...??
(laughter now erupts )
a girlfriend of mine tugs my arm to shush.....
I ask again.. can you even eat beaver ???
Bobby yells.... helll yeah.. we can eat beaver...
I ask .. why don't you just go hunting with the rest of the guys ???
Bobby says .. well um they don't have a license to go beaver hunting
they have a license to only let them go dear hunting..its called a marriage license..

me... huh ??

Finally my good friend beth whispers in my ear.. " hun there out hunting for woman.."
I have a confused look on my face and ask .. what does woman have to do with beaver hunting???

Now all are laughing at me and my poor friend Beth had to tell me what they meant by " Beaver Hunting "
no one could believe I had never heard of beaver hunting..
I remember sitting there trying my hardest to understand.. how on earth can a woman even come close to being called a beaver..

well that was the night when I learned that the pussy has so many names..
but beaver ??? hmmmmmmmm

so what names names or phrases ever caught you off guard..

what do you call the pussy ?

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cougarprey4play 42M

9/13/2006 6:20 pm

over night express
Leaves are light enough...but they do also go by size of package...hmmm...let me see what I can do


9/13/2006 12:20 pm

LMAO - I kept looking at the feet too!

I'm with you - I can't figure out how they came up with "beaver"...

"Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain."


9/13/2006 9:32 am

It was a long time before I found out what the hell "Camel Toe" meant!

"Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain."

SacredStarDance replies on 9/13/2006 11:10 am:
omg.. just learned that one about a year ago.. lmao..all the guys were talking about a girl that had camel toe at a party.. I kept looking at her feet.. hubby told me to look at her crotch.. and omg.. it was camel toe for sure.. now this was a phrase that made sense ... but beaver ???

1eroticjoe 58M
3777 posts
9/13/2006 6:44 am

Vagina, Muff, Taco, Monkey, Twat, Cunt (sorry, I know many of you ladies hate that one), Cave, Luv Hole, Shallow Hole, Secret Garden, Bunny Skin Glove, Hamper, Picnic Basket, Snatch, Slit, and Stanker. There are probably about a million more. We love it so much we have to constantly make up new names for it. LOL

I am surprised you don't know these things... After all you are the Muffster! Real nice story though. Them gals from Arkansas know how to take care of their men.

SacredStarDance replies on 9/13/2006 11:06 am:
I was nicked named Muffy when I was in elementary school for winning a baking contest.. yep the name stuck.. Did not know it had other meanings until my 30th birthday .. a sheltered life ?? no just

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
9/13/2006 4:08 am

Dear "Muffy".

...Uhh ... Thank you very much ... I didn`t know about this kind of "beaver hunting" until today ... these "hunters" should be very careful ... even these "beavers" are not only able to bite ...
about " รถ " I am only able to say I love playing with ... sometimes teasing ... petting these ... even kissing as long as exploring is allowed and welcome ...

{ Benkai7 {... just a poor Rōnin marching by ... { Z

SacredStarDance replies on 9/13/2006 11:03 am:
I'm sure any kitty would love to be your pet

rm_hairpieguy37 81M
325 posts
9/13/2006 12:50 am

Muff: there is a comment in the group,"bitch session", by a guy named "babyboomer26". in the comment he names all the names he knows for pussy. It is quite impressive & lengthy. I only found 1 name used twice(pink taco). Oh yes BTW, you have a nice blog here. I might add, I am a hunter, soo yes when fall comes I get "antsey". However none of my wives ever cooked anything I took with me as I cook too. HPG

SacredStarDance replies on 9/13/2006 11:01 am:
I will have to check out the list of taco.??? thats makes more sense then a beaver thanks for stopping by

cougarprey4play 42M

9/12/2006 11:12 pm

can't wait to red it
So how do you want me to send those leaves?

Take care,

SacredStarDance replies on 9/13/2006 10:59 am:
over night express

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
9/12/2006 9:55 pm

You must have been fun to be around!
It's just "pussy" to me.

SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 10:25 pm:
well i use to be and i thought for sure i would get a list of nick names for those private

cougarprey4play 42M

9/12/2006 9:10 pm

Mmmmm...autumn!! Thank you for reminding me about that entry (had it on my serious profile but pulled it when I revamped it - I'll post it on my blog here)


SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 10:24 pm:
can't wait to red it

stonerandsea 49M/52F

9/12/2006 2:04 pm

Don't feel bad muffy, I was just as naive in my younger years too....I can think of several occasions where I misunderstood such things myself

I just call it what it is......pussy......and even that got me in trouble once......a guy said he wanted to eat my pussy, and I replied "but I don't even have a cat"......well, you can just imagine the laughs that were had over that one.

Big huggs sweetie


SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 3:58 pm:
lol.. here kity kity..too funny..
hugggsssssssssssss back at you

elusive_angel 55F

9/12/2006 1:41 pm

LOL.funny you should mention "BEAVER" ...didn't you know I had a crush on him in High School !!...LOL toooooooo funny !!!

Elusive Angel


SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 3:56 pm:
lmao.. now thats funny..

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
9/12/2006 1:27 pm

I think pussy is it for me.
I grew up fairly sheltered. Realized how naive I was starting in College. Lots of things were surprises.

And I'm with FantasyLover. It doesn't matter what you call it:

A pussy by any other name would still smell as sweet.

SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 3:54 pm:
I had to stop hubby from commenting on all that I had learned since we have been

fantasylover_05 63M

9/12/2006 12:50 pm

Oh you lived such a sheltered life! LOL LOL LOL

I really don't want to think about WINTER!!

As for the pussy... I don't care what you call it as long as I get some!! LOL LOL

SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 3:52 pm:
I think most men will say .. huggsssssssssss

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
9/12/2006 11:45 am

LOL!!!! Oh, that would have been a big belly laugh incident!!! Sorry, but I do understand. (snicker)

SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 3:51 pm:
you should of been

firestarter665 44M/41F

9/12/2006 9:52 am

I call it a pussy.

Funny you should mention about fall being right around the corner. Mr. Fire was cleaning up our garage last night and I asked him if we should get prepared and send the snow blower out for maitinance next month. It is still September and I am already thinking ahead for snow.

SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 10:19 am:
I was thinking about you both yesterday.. hope it was a peaceful one

Its strange how even in this hot weather you can feel the change comming..send me a fallen leaf please.. a real purty one..I miss the fall sooooooo much

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