JUST A FUNNY  

SacredStarDance
4888 posts
9/9/2006 2:33 pm
JUST A FUNNY

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"





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SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
9/11/2006 9:23 pm

OK, so your post reminded me of the following:
Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

A: Shove it in.

Q: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

A: Take out the elephant and shove it in.

Q: An elephant and a giraffe have a race, who wins?

A: The elephant, the giraffe is in the refrigerator.

Q: All the animals have a meeting, which animal is missing?

A: The giraffe, it's in the refrigerator.

Q: A man is trying to cross a lake known for its dangerous crocodiles, how does he cross?

A: He walks across, the crocodiles are at the meeting.

Q: An American travels to Antarctica for a research project, who does he consult about the cold climes before going?

A: The giraffe, he's been in the refrigerator.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A: A pool table.
Pretty funny right?


SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 4:05 pm:
put the cough syrup down and walk away slowly..you will be fine

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
9/11/2006 5:09 pm

Oh man! I was thinking I could use the teaspoon to fill the cup and the cup to fill the bucket.........crap! Just give me a bed by the window!


SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 4:03 pm:
don't feel bad.. I was already looking for my blanky and teddy

cougarprey4play 42M

9/9/2006 8:08 pm

lmao.... your def. normal
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Hehehe...


SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 4:01 pm:

stonerandsea 49M/52F

9/9/2006 6:44 pm

LMAO muffy.........good one!!!

I already know I'm not normal, cause I'd still be sittin in that tub


SacredStarDance replies on 9/12/2006 4:01 pm:
great minds think a like

cougarprey4play 42M

9/9/2006 3:24 pm

I probably would have asked why wasn't it a bubble bath


SacredStarDance replies on 9/9/2006 4:12 pm:
lmao.... your def. normal

1eroticjoe 57M
3777 posts
9/9/2006 3:12 pm

OMG, I am definitely not normal.

I am obsessed with erotic fantasies! They often involve bath tubs, buckets, teacups, spoons, and beds near the window.

What do you suppose is the cure for my illness?


SacredStarDance replies on 9/9/2006 3:22 pm:
sorry babe.. no cure.. Thats not an illness.. Just get typing some hot erotic stuff and send it my way

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
9/9/2006 3:08 pm

LOL!
You got me on that one!


SacredStarDance replies on 9/9/2006 3:20 pm:
Don't feel bad.. I was had myself

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