The Elevator  

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4/14/2006 12:14 pm
The Elevator

Subject: Amish Elevator

> An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
> everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
> could move apart and then slide back together again.
> The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
> seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
> lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
> The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
> walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
> numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
> until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in
> the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
> 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
> The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."

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