Brown is the colour of my love...  

Rubenesquelady5 46F
169 posts
6/16/2006 4:07 pm

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7/17/2006 2:10 pm

Brown is the colour of my love...

Long day. Out to dinner and drinks with my girlfriends - good conversation and as a sideshow - excited glances from across the room (swedish fellas sloshing away while trying to keep up with the game on the screen).

Swedish guys are usually rather shy so there is often the elbowing and ribbing of each other and then when they are suitably tanked on alcohol, they come over for a clumsy two, three liner.

We didn't stay to find out. As much as I love being adored from a far, my feet were killing me and so were my contact lenses so we called it a night (well it was fast approaching midnight anyway) and crawled to the train station.

So, its the first day of my almost nude debut in AdultFriendFinder (read earlier post) and what do I get in my mailbox?

Suitor Number 1:

Hej rubenesquelady5 I like ebony girls and kaming from yugoslavien

(note - attached was a very unflattering mug shot of the sender and a strange flower photoshoped for some weird reason. I don't know which put me off the most, the flower or the mug.)

Suitor Number 2:

Are you a straight back, strong black queen who whants to expirience divene love ??

I´m your man ! Thats no bullshit !!

(note - oh for fuck's sake!)

Yo, losers! -- Listen up. I am NOT black or ebony.
I am not even from that part of the world stupid!
I said I am BROWN in my profile not BLACK.....there is a difference. I am INDIAN not AFRICAN.

And here's another tip -- it really shows when you spend way too much time reading porn. Spend more time with spell check and dictionaries -- it might come handy when you want to write messages.

Seriously..... *rolls eyes*

juicykunt100 43F
6 posts
7/14/2006 6:34 am

Når alt man kan se er ord som er stavet feil, forsvinner all lysst og nysgjerrighet. Flott blogg, og god sommer videre!

Klem, K

rm_x7inch 55M
25 posts
7/14/2006 1:52 pm

Translation of the norwegian text above into english:

"When everything you see is wrong-spelled words, all lust and curiosity disappears. Very nice blog, and have a continued nice summer!


And I agree fully with juicy.....

Rubenesquelady5 46F
99 posts
7/17/2006 2:10 pm

Hej Juicy, Jag håller med dig också!
X7inch, tack, men jag vet vad sa hon.

Hope you are having a good summer X7inch!

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