To still have my job...  

Roxie2006 50F
8 posts
2/3/2006 8:23 pm

Last Read:
9/6/2006 5:31 pm

To still have my job...

This is new to me and I do not really know what to say. So, I will say whatever comes to mind.

I love chatting online. I am so tempted to chat at work, but have gotten into trouble, so I will not be doing any chatting. It is embarrassing that I got caught, but now that it is over and done with, I now have a reputation to live up to. I transmitted an email that included sexually oriented information and viewed sexually oriented images on the work computer.

I'm so bad. I thought that people knew my name because being such a nice person and being such a hard worker. Now they know me as the employee that got 2 days off without pay for looking at sexually oriented images and sending out cool email jokes.

Here is the joke that got me into so much trouble. I thought that it was really funny.

Business Trip

"I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her, well you know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

New_2_it_all2 54M
17 posts
2/14/2006 6:46 pm

I can't believe you got in trouble over THAT joke. You would think if you're getting your work done in a timely fashion the damn "politically correct moral police" would just sit down and shut up, but NO - somebody's always got to be snitching or complaining about something don't they? Sheesh ... keep the faith and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ROXIE! (smile)

Become a member to create a blog