This is so very true.....  

rm_RogueDragon 61M
577 posts
8/6/2006 9:34 am

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8/6/2006 5:22 pm

This is so very true.....

I have 2 Golden Retrievers & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

phoenix639 50F

8/6/2006 10:47 am

This one has been posted about 5 times in the last 24 hours you know.

It is really funny though.

Greekgirl4u06 40F

8/6/2006 11:17 am

was she a blonde?

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