A girls night out  

rm_RogueDragon 61M
577 posts
9/8/2006 7:34 pm

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9/23/2006 7:15 pm

A girls night out

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.)

The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

PS -- I don't own a cuckoo clock ....... anymore

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
9/8/2006 10:20 pm

I've never had one

LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
9/23/2006 6:24 am


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