The birds & the bees  

RockPebble 70M
1039 posts
9/5/2006 7:14 am

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9/6/2006 6:14 pm

The birds & the bees


A father asked his 11-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, I got the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.

"If you're gonna tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
9/5/2006 10:51 am

    Quoting rm_jerseygem70:
    LOL....That was funny Rock, thanks for making me laugh on this gloomy day!
It's my pleasure.

I always think of rainy days as 'a good day to work' because it's lousy beach weather.


sexymermaid6956 64F
26393 posts
9/6/2006 8:46 am

loved this one...lol...made me smile and i must say i love to smile ...

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RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
9/6/2006 6:14 pm

    Quoting sexymermaid6956:
    loved this one...lol...made me smile and i must say i love to smile ...
I'll do anything to make you smile...


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