Sexy pics? No! (another rant)  

Rhev 40M
39 posts
4/5/2006 6:23 am

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4/7/2006 7:59 am

Sexy pics? No! (another rant)


I understand. I really do. You don't look like the women on the cover of magazines. Hell, maybe you don't even look like the magazine. You have a bad figure, a bad face, bad hair, a fucking mustache (on a woman) whatever. I understand.

I am not happy with my body, with my face either. My main photo only shows the side of my face. (you can see my face if you look on my profile however) It's natural. We don't like the way we look, or we think that we could look better.

So you decide that even though you are a train wreck to look at, you need to have a picture to post with right? You have to have some way to identify yourself, especially if you are going to be a blogger.

So what to do?

Well, you ask yourself, 'what part of me does look good?' Then you remember, someone once said that you had pretty eyes. Maybe you do. Maybe you do have beautiful eyes, then again maybe it's just the one part of your body they found easy to compliment sitting in your doughy face or misshappen body.

So you decide that you are going to take a photo of your eyes. If all they see is your eyes, or just one eye, then you appear mysterious, maybe even sexy right?


It's fucking creepy. Ever notice around holloween thats one of the creepy decorations that you can buy? Disembodied eyeballs? Yeah, guess what, theres a fucking reason for that.


No one looks at your photos of your baby blue (or green or brown or grey....) and thinks to themselves, "Ohhh just an eyeball? How mysterious, I must get to know this person better." I promise you that at the BEST, they are thinking how they are annoyed that they can't see your body, your face, your tits, whatever. MAYBE that's what they are thinking, if they aren't quickly punching past your picture to get to something more eyepleasing.

No, it doesn't help if you have some crazy tattoo or face paint on around your eyeball. No it doesn't help if use paint or photoshop to give the eyeball dramatic rough edges instead of a square, the fact is we are still looking at your fucking eyeball and its god damn creepy. STOP IT.

If you aren't going to post a picture of your body that takes up more than 2 square inches, don't fucking post anything at all. Or at the very least post a picture of something more interesting. I suggest getting a mirror and taking a shot of your third eye, the brown one in the back. At least then it will be obvious to everyone immediatly that you are probably a stinky asshole without having to get creeped out by having to look at your god damned eyeball.

Now go take a better photo you shallow jackass.

Thank you.

PS - If you think this rant is about you in particular, its not. Its a general bitch about morons who take photos of their eyes.

demonicsexkitten 42F
10688 posts
4/6/2006 8:05 am

this was rather amusing though i guess you don't much care for my pic either. at least it's not an eyeball.

when i was thinking about a pic (or was it somebody else suggested it? hmm... anyways...) it was suggested i do something unique... rather than jumping on the eyeball trend, take a pic of my elbow, or my ear. so i chose my hand. i actually wanted a picture of my hair with the summer sun setting off the highlights however the sun was too weak by the time i got somebody to agree to take the pic. maybe this summer

rm_Horsn_round 57M
126 posts
4/6/2006 11:05 am

Interesting. So should those with an eyeball fetish venture over to Alt? And what about the odd adage, "The eyes are the window to the soul"?

If you were my homework, I'd do you everyday, in every possible way.

Rhev 40M

4/7/2006 7:59 am

DSK - I have NO problem with your pic. Its not creepy. Its just... there. I mean, would most of us rather see some version of you? Yes, I think so. But its not a disgusting eyeball rolling around looking at us.... watching us.... judging us.... DONT HIT ME ANYMORE MOMMY

Uh... ignore that last part.

Horsn, If you have an eyeball fetish, I don't even know what to tell you man. Its my blog, and I think they are creepy. If you want to visit eyeballfuckersonline's website, be my guest, but you won't see me there.

As for that old adage, I think its crap. Windows to the soul indeed. That adage probably came about when policemen would stare into the eyes of the recently deceased because they believed that if you looked hard enough into the humors you could see the last thing the dead person saw.

You want a window into someones soul? Its communication. Sit down with someone over a glass of wine and a nice warm fire. Talk to them, learn their dreams their hopes and their past. Then you may begin to glimpse who they are.

Not by looking at a partially gelatinous organ.

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