Halfway mark  

RembrandtVanRijn 43M
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1/8/2006 3:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Halfway mark


I've reached the rough halfway mark of my Xmas holidays. I think the most substantial thing that I've done thusfar was grow a rather patchy, suspect looking beard with which I had to part ways today. It was making me itchy. People were also looking at me funny. I'm not sure whether I looked like a terrorist or a sex predator, or some hybrid combination of both, but I'm all clean again now
I wonder why underarm hair doesn't do that (make you itchy I mean, not the sex predator/terrorist thing)
I've been out at Geelong for what seems like forever. I think it's time to head back into the civilisation and start living again. It's been lovely out here at my parent's villa, but it's kind of like the land that time forgot. Every time I walk out into the yard I am half expecting something with a frilled neck and spines to jump out from behind the garden shed and hiss at me (well... until I found out the neighbour works afternoons, which is the only daylight I see on holidays)
Yup... I've been on fire with the neighbours. They call it noise pollution... I call it art man! Not long after I call it art (pronounced carefully with my raised middle finger) she calls the police.
Well... it only happened once. And I didn't actually stick my finger up... I mentally projected it at her happym;

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